Name: That's for me to know and you to never know.

Age: Teenager. That's all you need to know.

Gender: Female.

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Type out 12 random characters from your favorite show, then answer the questions below:

1. Darkrai

2. Rayquaza

3. Cresselia

4. Arceus

5. Mew

6. Mewtwo

7. Zorua

8. Zoroark

9. Giratina

10. Latios

11. Latias

12. Kyogre

1) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

Zoroark will transform into Rayquaza's worst nightmare and protect me.

2) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?

Giratina got Mew pregnant. Mewtwo would kill Giratina. End of story.

3) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?

0-o Those two. That will not end well.

4) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?

Arceus will yell at them something along the lines of, "What in the world are you doing! Legendaries can't mate! And Zorua is way to young!" ect.

5) 10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?

Darkrai would give Latios nightmares about Cresselia. When he dumps her, Darkrai will comfort her. It's the perfect plan!

6) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

Arceus can drive? In that case, why not.

7) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because if Mewtwo does anything to piss of, anger, or otherwise annoy Zorua, he will call for his mom and Zoroark will kill Mewtwo.

8) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?

Because Mew is expecting Giratina's kid and he does not think Latios will be a good father. And Latios is dead.

9) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.

"Wings of an angel"

10) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3).

10) Fill in the blanks: "Darkrai and Giratina are in a happy relationship, (Both ghost legendaries, I can buy that) until Giratina runs off with Rayquaza. (WTF) Darkrai, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Latias (Didn't Darkrai give her brother horrible nightmares?) and a brief unhappy affair with Mewtwo, (That's not.. gay at all) then follows the wise advice of Zoroark and finds true love with Cresselia. (A happy ending. I swear on Badgerfang's grave I chose these names a random)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leavingthe girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me