A/N Let the fun continue!
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From Optimus: Whilst working with the forge of Solace Prime, I decided to make the Star Saber fit my hand a little better. I accidentally brought the hammer down on said hand. I can't feel my thumb and index digits. FML.
From Knockout: While I was stuck in the wall, I felt something touching my backside. Turns out Steve and Peter doodled a smiley face on my perfectly polished aft! FML.
From Ratchet: Smokescreen grabbed the forge of Solace Prime and said as a joke, "For ODIN! FOR ASGARD!" Unfortunately, his sense of humor is stronger than his hydraulic muscles and he droped the hammer ontop of the controls for the space bridge. FML.
From Smokescreen: Today, I smashed the space bridge controls by accident. I told Ratchet I was sorry but I guess it wasn't enough. He waited till I was in a stasis nap and ambushed me. Now, I'm stuck halfway in a wall and Ratchet put the phase shifter just out of reach. He also instructed everyone not to give me it for at least three Earth days. FML.
From Megatron: I just shot Dreadwing dead in order to save Starscream. WHAT THE FRAG DID I JUST DO? ! FML.
From Bumblebee: We have the forge of Solace Prime. WHY THEY NO FIX MY VOICE BOX? ! ? !