Hello people who decided to check out my profile! (Yes, I completely deleted and re-wrote it.) Not much to say, other than:

Name: Well, my alias on this site is Destiny. She's also my main OC.

Age: 13 and proud of it!

Height: 5' 5 1/2"

Weight: I ain't tellin'! (Honestly, I just don't know. 0.0)

Eye color: Greenish-brown, but it varies between the two colors.

Hair color: Brown, and I have a purple streak on the left side. :D

Language: Mostly english, I speak little French.

Favorite Genre and why: Romance; pile on the fluff!

Favorite book series: Right now, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. Used to be the Warriors series by Erin Hunter.

Favorite color: Azure, a light-ish blue.

Favorite name: Either Autumn or Destiny.

ANIME I HAVE WATCHED OR HAVE YET TO WATCH:

1) Ouran High School Host Club (FINISHED)

2) Peach Girl (FINISHED)

3) School Rumble (HAVE YET TO FINISH)

4) DN Angel (HAVE YET TO FINISH)

5) (A little bit of) Fruits Basket (HAVE YET TO FINISH)

6) Code Geass (FINISHED)

7) Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (FINISHED)

8) D. Gray-man (HAVE YET TO FINISH)

9) Hetalia (HAVE YET TO FINISH, but done with Axis Powers. Working on World Series)

10) Death Note (HAVE YET TO FINISH)

11) Baka and Test (HAVE YET TO FINISH)

12) Tsubasa: Resevoir Chronicle (HAVE YET TO FINISH)

13) Princess Tutu (FINISHED)

14) Naruto (Obviously not finished)

15) Pokemon (Obviously not finished)

16) One Piece (HAVE YET TO FINISH)

17) Big Windup! (FINISHED)

18) *one that shall remain nameless*

19) *another that shall remain nameless*

20) *see 18 and 19*

AND ALSO ONES I HAVE YET TO WATCH:

1) Eden of the East

2) The Sacred Blacksmith

3) Fullmetal Alchemist (1st series)

4) Bleach

5) *one that shall remain nameless*

Here's some of that weird "copy and paste this into your profile" stuff.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you're against abortion.

Copy and Paste:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

~24 things to do in an elevator~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Ten Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans:
1. Yell, "RUN! THE REDEADS ARE COMING!" at very random, innapropriate times.
2. Call every Siberian husky you see "Link." if said dog responds, ask for the whereabouts of Midna.
3. Assign everybody a Zelda character. ("You're a lot like Link, you know that?")
4. Don't talk. Just yell "HIYAH!" and poke people with sticks. If possible, wear green. In short, act EXACTLY like Link.
5. Tell everyone that the spirit of Zelda is in front of them; procede to have a conversation with "Zelda's spirit."
6. If anyone asks your name tell them "I'm Shadow Link; currently possessing (Your name)'s body.
7. Stare out a window. If anybody asks, tell them "I'm sure the man out there is trying to get the Triforce!"
8. Try to kill your own shadow.
9. Draw the symbol of the Triforce on your hand; try to pass yourself of as either Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf.
10. When in some place creepy, sing/hum/play Ganondorf's theme.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the 0. 0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think Midna should be coming back in another game, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to freak the hell out of people, just to see the look in their faces, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you felt sad at the ending of LoZ TP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tickled the hell out of someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think a better world is possible, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever laughed so devilish that everyone around you backed off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a cute pet, copy and paste this it into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt bored at school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Midna is awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever managed to steal cookies from the kitchen, without getting caught, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile (when I was one).

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

~Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

~Boys are like Slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

~Perfection is the pursuit of perfection.

~When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

~I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.

~Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?

~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'

~My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it.

~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

~A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

~No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!

~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!

~You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

~I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!

~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

~When in doubt, make words up!

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them? ...That's cooking oil.

~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

~Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

~Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

~If I throw a stick, will you go away?

~The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS AWSOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you've been dumped
BEST FRIENDS: Have a shovel at the ready

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story, with real quotes!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

If you're impatient copy/paste this into your profile, but HURRY!!

90 percent of girls would die if Hannah Montana jumped off a building. If you are one of the 10 percent who would be screaming "JUMP, RETARD, JUMP!!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few who can honestly say that you've never been to , copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people like Dreamworks more than Pixar, and some people like Pixar more than Dreamworks. If you're one of those people who likes them both and think that arguing which one is better is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that no one, no matter how mean, deserves to be hit by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard at something that anyone nearby questioned your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you questioned your own sanity afterwards as well, copy and paste this into your profile too.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that you're not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Yes, I am crazy, whay do you ask?

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile! (Easy. . .)

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text (focus!):

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. . .

HOW MANY?

THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF' (No kidding. . . -. -") (omg)

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius (I didn't, duh. You did?).
Copy and paste it to your profile!

Not So) Scary Story:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

(rewarded? Well, I know I already posted this, but... a nice reward would be having her to pay me a visit and tell me about how it's like to be, you know, dead. Just curious.)

Another (semi) scary story:

"They hurt her...They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT(hmm): About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

(Um... I'm never around a sewer... no one would really like to try to get me from anywhere in the bathroom... and wake me up without a good reason? You better run for it.)

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE REALLY IN THE GAME

1. Ike

2. Pikachu

3. Toon Link

4. Ness

5. Marth

6. Sheik

7. Lucas

8. Zelda

9. Peach

10. Link

What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Now, what would have brought the world's hottest mercenary to my room?

Ike: ... *weird stare*

Me: *sweatdrop*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: *high-pitched scream*

Toon Link: What?

Me: You're too young to understand! OUT NOW! DON"T MAKE ME GET TOON ZELDA!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Congrats, Ness. Mario's gonna kill you.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Thanks Marth! Let's hope you learned something from your chefs.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: Uhh Sheik? What are you doing?

Sheik: ...

Me: -takes pictures- I'll make millions!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Lucas? I'm pretty sure I'm not an alien... nor do I have magic skills...

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Link finally kicked Zelda's sorry but for not helping him beat Ganondorf either time. Ocarina of Time or Twilight Princess.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

You better hope Mario's stronger than my best friend or else you're screwed, Peach.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Link... what's wrong with you?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Use his aether on the bad people and have them beg on their knees for mercy at the hands of Ike and Ragnell.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Use agility and run towards a hospital, where hopefully Ash will be there and he can translate Pokemon.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A boomerang... how nice.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Blast a bunch of holes in the wall with his magic and let me escape. Then use this pulse move to blow it up.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Get a video camera and watch me completely humiliate myself, until I grab a rock and chuck it at the camera.

You're about to marry number 2. What's 1's reaction:

Ike: I thought you loved me!

Me: Never underestimate the power of a master-pokemon relationship!

Ike: Isn't that illegal?

Me: Umm... no?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Play a bunch of games with me, then blow the sorry b*tch up.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Get all of her mushroom kingdom to cheer for me.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Hit me on the back with the hilt of his sword, then slap me for being so insane. To which I will reply, "Thank you."

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

'CAUSE HE'S HOT!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. How will you react?

Ummm... have fun getting past Mario. Wait... are'nt WE married?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their family. Would you get along?

Umm no... his grandmother would probably slap me for being a pedophile, and Aryll would kill me for cheating on Pikachu.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

NO! MARTH AND SHEIK DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER! Sheik belongs with Link.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Threaten to rip her cowl off or throw her into a large mob of fanboys unless she stops.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Ike and Sheik? That's worse than MarthxSheik!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

...What're you staring at?

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

You're the flipping princess/queen of Hyrule! Of course you'll get a boyfriend!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Umm... sorry I don't swing that way.

You spot 10 kissing 1 . How do you react?

OMG! LinkxIke! -gets camera- This'll make me rich! -takes pictures at all angles- ...but why them? Ugh... -shudders-

1 accidentally kicked 10.

Me: Weren't you two just making out?

Ike and Link: WHAT?!

Me: Umm... nothing?

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

How long will that monopoly game go on?

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Link will swat Ness's hand away, after which Ness will cry and I will personally beat the crap out of Link for making him cry.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Ummm... I don't think Peach would be too pleased about getting a love letter from Pikachu...

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday.

Me: Uhhh... whoops?

Sheik: RUN.

Me: YES, MA'AM! -bolts-

Sheik: -chases after me with knives ready-

This is a story about some homosexuals and their sad life. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

Well everyone, that's all for now. See you guys later!!!

~Destiny