"I don't understand father?" She said with a puzzled brow. "Baratheon is to marry one of the Tully girls." Cersei felt such anger toward her father. "What am I to make of this father?" "You are to marry Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell."

After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.

Nordic Dovahkiin Rakel wakes up not only with the worst hangover she's ever had, but also in the worst situation she could ever imagine; marriage. And if that wasn't bad enough, Rakel discovers who she's hitched to for life.

Trapped in the crumbling ruins of Irkngthand, Brynjolf and the Dragonborn prepare to meet Nocturnal. [Rated M for smut and gore]

Odette has a proposal for Jarl Ulfric, should he accept their lives will change, for better or for worse. Please Read and Review. Rated M for adult content in later chapters.

AU. After Ned Stark is beheaded, Sandor and Sansa begin an affair in King's Landing

With Corypheus gone, the Inquisition looks to the future. Inquisitor Evelyn Trevelyan suddenly finds herself with options she never in her wildest imaginings thought possible...life at Skyhold is never dull!

Title is self-explanatory. Well, since I've got some free space I'd like to tell you all about the time I hunted for yetis with Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo and I had been friends ever since we did The Departed, so he was the first person I thought of when I decided I'd go look for yetis. It helped that he actually had money for plane tickets to Nepal. So after a rather sordid weekend in

Deadpool has a son! What could this possibly mean? That family chaos will insue. There's action, violence, swearing, no one cares about the fourth wall, and insanity. It's all about the insanity. O.C. based off actual character, "Tito."

What if it isn't saving juliet that sets Sam free! My very first Fanfic hope you like it. Oneshot

A cautionary tale for foolish mortals. Haunted Mansion one shot.