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Joined 03-02-11, id: 2773212, Profile Updated: 08-16-18
Author has written 6 stories for Sherlock, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Sarah Jane Adventures.

I never update on account of me being both dyslexic and lazy.

I write wolfstar primarily, as well as a few OC fics I've been working on since I was a teenager which will probably never be finished and will definitely be updated sporadically.

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The Green, Green Grass of Home by basscymru reviews
A modern muggle AU. Sirius runs away from home to stay with James, in his parents' house on the Welsh coastline. Through his friend, Sirius meets a rather intriguing local.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,672 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
Bloody Shangrila by dorcasdeadowes reviews
"The way she babbled on about the place made it seem like some sort of promise land, but James knew full well that is was nothing of the sort. Sowsworth was a wasteland that comprised of seven shops, a pub, and the incredibly bored shadows of lonely people. It was not bloody Shangri-la." AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,914 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 6/10/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Deafening Silence by MayFairy reviews
Just as his relationship with River begins to escalate, the Doctor finds a Time Lady has survived the war, one he knows all too well. But their friendship had been complicated enough before, and now the consequences of River's inevitable death threaten to drive the old friends apart for good. 11/River and 11/OC. Has original adventures. 1st in the Halfway Out of the Dark series. AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 383,211 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, OC - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11935 - Favs: 11,665 - Follows: 9,829 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Diary of a Misunderstood Potter Book Two by chadders reviews
The second part of Billie Potter's diary, January - August.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,841 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sirius B., OC
Three Times Sebastian Moran Pointed A Gun by chadders reviews
Full Title: Three Times Sebastian Moran Pointed A Gun At Jim Moriarty. Sebastian has a knack at getting his own way. Implied Johnlock and MorMor.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Day at the Space Zoo by Mela Sunstrong reviews
The Dwarf comes across a zoo ship run by bots, and Rimmer takes them up on their offer to purchase the Cat. Then it's up to the crew to bust the feline out, if they can manage to stay out of trouble themselves.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Cat - Complete
Ten Things No One Knew About Teddy and Victoire by Mrs. 11th reviews
Ten things that no one knew about Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley, in no particular order. Teddy/Victoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Most Important Meal of the Day by najella reviews
'My Clydey sense told me that somewhere a Smith was attempting to cook.'
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Rani C., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
The Diary of a Misunderstood Potter by chadders reviews
The diary of Billie Potter as she faces love, loneliness and damn hard work in her seventh and last year of Hogwarts. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except my OC's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 184,042 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
When You Need Friends More Than Physics by najella reviews
In which Sanjay just wants a normal friend and Luke almost does a very good impression of one.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Luke S. - Complete
5 Times The Doctor Found Himself Naked by MayFairy reviews
OR: 4 Times the Doctor woke up to find himself naked after getting drunk, and the one time someone helped him with it. Kiriban for SuperFunkyGirl1.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Singing in the Shower by chadders reviews
It's a well known fact that James Potter enjoys singing in the shower. Contains The Beatles and a rather embarrassed Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2011 - James P., Marauders
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Chasing Heaven reviews
The Weird Sisters are the most famous band in the world, so when they announce a nationwide talent search to headline their new music festival, there's no way that James is going to let his friends turn it down. The Marauders could have been in with a shot too, if their head songwriter wasn't facing a crippling loss of inspiration. If only he could get it back... Non-magic band AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2017 - Published: 6/1/2017 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee reviews
Maisie Poppington just wants to have a quiet day at work, but, given the nature of her job, that's probably never going to happen. No wonder her office-mate is addicted to caffeine, what with at least two public apparitions an hour, and hikers in the Welsh hills stumbling upon dragons / Just a few snippets of what it's like to work in the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2017 - OC - Complete
Hurricane - Badlands, Part 1 reviews
Tenzinaderanian lived an extraordinary life - she travelled the stars, smuggling illegal artefacts, assassinating evil and saving damsels in distress - until she was caught and sentenced to death. The last thing she ever expected to do was wake up. Now she's back with the Doctor, but evil awaits, and it might just put a stop to her fun forever... AU where another Time Lord survived
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 1/4/2016 - 11th Doctor, OC, Luke S., Sarah Jane S.
Sense reviews
Emma Stoneheart has always been different from the rest of her family, and when she leaves her home in Glasgow to find her father in London she has no idea what she'll find. After escaping the clutches of Jim Moriarty with nothing but her life, Emma is left alone to defend her father's ruined reputation - First in a trilogy - AU-S2E3 and beyond - rated T for violence and language
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,595 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., OC
Rollerskate reviews
'You're a gold star fallen from its natural plane' / Remus Lupin isn't ready for university at all. As if leaving his old friends behind wasn't enough, now he has to deal with lovesick teenagers, ridiculously overambitious pranks, University Challenge tryouts, and that one gorgeous boy who just won't leave him alone... / modern Marauders university AU / Wolfstar
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Dreaming of You reviews
There were few things Remus Lupin really wanted; for Peter to stop eating his cheese, for 9am lectures to cease to exist, and coffee. Unfortunately, the last one seemed the hardest to get a hold of... / Modern University AU / Wolfstar / Coffee Shop AU for wolfstar trash anons Secret Santa
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
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