Because I have so much trouble deciding on what to say for a profile, I'll leave it as a FAQ here, and add to it when necessary.

Who are you?

I am Ketchum Kid, a person who in his free time writes stories that apparently you guys like.

No, really, who are you?

You really think that I would put THAT up here? Seriously? On the internet? No way!

Where do you live?

United States of America. Try finding me in the 350,000,000 million person haystack now.

How old are you?

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway. :P

When's the next chapter coming out?

When it's ready. I usually update every Sunday, currently alternating between the Pokemon crossovers Deliverance from Evil and A Certain Scientific Familiar.However, fanfiction is separate from real life, so I can delay a chapter at my perrogative. I will not rush a chapter just to get it out by Sunday. Check http://www.fanfiction.ws/myforums/Ketchum_Kid/2726350 for updates. This is where I post updates and other notes for my stories.

UPDATE 4/18/2016: At the moment, I am flooded with work for my last year in school. I am trying to get something together to show, but don't expect regular updates until June 1.

Why won't you update story X?

If a story isn't updated in a while, that means It's on long hiatus. It could be because I have lost interest, or I want to focus on another story. The only way I'll give up on a story is if it's deleted, so I'll eventually come around back to it.

Why haven't you updated anything in a long while?

College. That's the one-word answer. In multiple words, I'm saddled with classes, finals, tests, band engagements, club activities, and such for a good chunk of the year. You can expect weekly updates between the middle of May and the middle of September, as well as in December and February. No updates occur in January, and any updates the rest of the year are dependent on my workload off of Fanfiction, so there are long periods of inactivity. Just sit tight, and I'll eventually return.

Why haven't you replied to my review?

As stated before, I sometimes disappear for a while, so hang tight. I'll eventually come back and reply. I'll reply to all reviews, so long as there's something to reply to.

Have my babies!

Okay, so nobody's asked me that. :P I just wanted a way to shamelessly promote my girlfriend, Aelita1234. She isn't an author, but she does MMD skits on Youtube. Go check her out! http://www.youtube.com/user/Aelita1234

Table of Contents for all my stories:

"This" is dialogue.

'This' is a character's thoughts.

This is telepathy or Author Notes.

("This") is a Pokemon's speech (PWS only).

"This" Is a new character's introduction or (DfE only) a demonic being's dialogue.

!THIS! is a loud noise.

DISCLAIMER: All characters featured in these stories, unless specifically stated as being an original character, are owned by their respective creators and/or copyright owners. Ketchum Kid does not claim any profit gained for his stories, except for the satisfaction that they are read by the people who visit Fanfiction.net. So please, do not sue Ketchum Kid. Ketchum Kid not only does not claim the rights to all creations that are not exclusive to his stories, he also does not have the money to get into a lawsuit. :(

My writing may be a bit raw at times, but anyone who knows me knows I don't like asking for help and prefer to do things by myself, so I am my own beta reader. I apologize in advance for any errors in my works, and please notify me of them so that they can be corrected.

If you specifically want me to read your story, just PM me. I can't garuntee that I'll become hooked on it, but I'll at least drop a review.

If anyone wants to use one of my stories for something that they're doing, such as fanart or a Youtube production, just ask. I'd love to see some of my ideas jump off the page and become art or motion pictures!

I accept all reviews and constructive criticism, from both fellow authors and the anomynous person. Or, drop by a PM. I usually reply within 24 hours unless I have a really good reason. Just remember to only include compliments and constructive criticism. Flaming is unprofessional and will be ignored. MoZ gave me enough grief as is...

No story on this site will be left unfinished. Even if it's sitting on a shelf for four years, or I can only write one story at a time, the rest WILL be finished. Eventually. The only way they won't be finished is if I'm dead.

Thanks for reading my profile page. Now look below and read a story!