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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter. Welcome to the Mad House updated as of 10/Oct/06 Where even the shadows talk in rhyme, without reason. And the wolves howel in basement when the yankees don't so well. The inhabitants are soccer crazy, some days lazy, but generally speaking merely enjoy a strange sense of humour. They speak of themselves in third person. Which strikes some of the occasional, but rare, visitors 'round the bend. Lend their sanity a hand and ease the pressure by daring to Read and Review! bzhgdm At the moment all stories here posted are oneshots. They may or may not be continued according to the whims of my muse (who tends to abuse her power). All are also Harry Potter Fanfic with a leaning towards the Hermione-centric. Current favourite 'ships include: HermioneGranger/SiriusBlack HermioneGranger/DracoMalfoy HermioneGranger/BlaizeZabini HermioneGranger/RemusLupin HermioneGranger/SeverusSnape HermioneGranger/CharlieWeasley HermioneGranger/BillWeasley HermioneGranger/GeorgeWeasley |
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Blood of Mud, Wing of Bat by whippy reviews
Two decades post-Hogwarts, Hermione is married to Chudley Cannons Beater Ron Weasley and working for successful inventor Sibyll Trelawney. Then she is asked to work with Draco Malfoy. Can her job and marriage survive the test?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 193,455 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 2/8/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5402 - Favs: 6,571 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Skies Are Blue by Kyizi reviews
When Lorelai inadvertently befriends Tristan, Rory's life becomes infinitely more complicated. Set at the end of the summer following the Season One finale. [Trory]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,589 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Banished Demons by Lykosdracos reviews
COMPLETE- Written before Pirates 2 and 3 this story details Jack's life from childhood to the day he pulls into Port Royale at the beginning of Pirates 1. Ties in to Midnight Rescue, though both can be read as seperate stories.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,972 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Complete
Heart of the Bat by TonyStarkakaIronMan reviews
Batman joins the Justice League and Batgirl's life begins to change. Will it be for the better? Batgirl and Nightwing's journey from the Batman series through Batman Beyond. BGBM, BGNW, BMWW.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,992 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005
Changes by Rose137 reviews
After Dean, Rory needs some time away. A trip to Martha's Vineyard with Emily seems ideal. She may not get the solitude she hopes for, but sometimes you get what you need and not what you want. And sometimes you can't escape at all. Trory.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,733 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Lessons in Latin by Lady Cleo reviews
Being dead for a moment, whether you remember or not, always has consequences. A continuation off the story ‘Bound.’
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Jayne, River
A Happy Ending? by tickledblue reviews
Daria is a cold, bitter, and antisocial girl. But what happens when she unintentionally attracts a certain charming prince?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,873 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2004
Shattered Moments by Rurouni Star reviews
[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,828 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Eternity Of Darkness by JessieRose reviews
Annamaria, a twelve year old girl, struggling to cope with her tyrannical father, and the loss of her guardian angel. What happens when Jack Sparrow appears in her life? When he steals from the church, she's caught up in the middle of it...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,780 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 12/6/2003
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by Kyizi reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts as a Professor rather than a student, much to the dismay of a certain Potions Master. What ancient magic does she possess? And can she help stop Voldemort or will she be tempted to join him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,746 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Choices by Erinya reviews
COMPLETE. Elizabeth Turner seeks freedom, and finds Jack. But when Will gives up his own freedom on her behalf, she must face the consequences of love, betrayal, and choices that cannot be unmade. W&E, J&E, W&OFC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Destiny by linnetjo reviews
AU. Prophecies and psychics. Draco's drawn into a world previously unknown, and his guide? A thoroughly reluctant Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Dream Is A Wish The Heart Makes by trorylove reviews
A broken heart, a shattered trust. One year later, Rory Gilmore is ok. Or at least she tries to believe so. Its up to the boy she thought would never grow up to mend her. Trory AU.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,519 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Saving Draco Malfoy by apathetica reviews
“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,527 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prospero by Michmak reviews
“If there’s a big statue of you here any where on this gorram planet, I’d kinda like to know about it ‘afore hand,” the Captain states.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Jayne, River
Grass is Greener by etcetera-cat reviews
Companion Teva. She sings! She dances! She blames the mushrooms!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Complete
Between Darkness and Light There Is, Human by RaeAnne reviews
Obidala, Starting from the end of Episode I, a rearranging of a love story, FINAL CHAPTER 60405 PLUS PREVIEW OF PART II
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,789 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Bound by Lady Cleo reviews
Where Jayne goes, River always follows.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Fallen by cyropi reviews
What can you do when hatred is tearing your world apart? Can you survive when love is all you have left? And how can you win when you’re fighting your own reflection? DMHG, HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,588 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 479 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by aleximoon reviews
When Sirius goes to Hermione looking for the truth behind the supposed deaths of Harry and Ron long hidden feelings come to light.
Chapter 24 & 25 are up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,922 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
All Secrets Sleep in Winter Clothes by enlightenedkitty reviews
[Complete!] When Snape, ever the bastard, is exposed as a spy, top auror Hermione is sent to Hogwarts to protect him. But meanwhile, Harry's behaving erratically, Draco's slimy as ever and Ronald Weasley desperately needs a woman. HG&SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,769 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In One Spirit by mavidian reviews
(SSHG) Voldemort and Dumbledore prepare for war and survival. Plans go awry, intrigues abound and nothing is what it seems. Snape created the Dark Mark but that mistake may cost him everything. Can Hermione be his saving grace?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,196 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Attached by ALC Punk reviews
And she thought she was insane before. Now the Jack O'Neill in her head talks back. Sam&Pete, Sam&Jack. Update after a decade: sorry folks, the notes we had to finish this got lost in various computer crashes and updates. It's at least got most of an ending?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/4/2004 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] - Complete
Falling into Love by Arwen-Georgie-Skye reviews
Chapter 38 Up! When Hermione has a go on Harry's Firebolt one day, she falls into another time and discovers she must complete a task. She falls in love with a certain Marauder as well. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,542 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Subsentio by Dahlia reviews
The prequel to 'A Thousand Miles'. In her 7th year, Hermione learns the cost of war, and the foundations are laid for her infatuation with a certain professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,740 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 1/8/2003 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Slytherin Vengeance: Heaven Burns by Metallicafangirl reviews
Book 3 of 3. Post-OotP. The summer winds down and school stars up again, and Blaise has to re-acclimatise himself to being around his friends. Lies will break, new alliances will be formed. The Second War has begun in earnest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,020 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
Out of Time by Rurouni Star reviews
-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] - Complete
Two Years Lost by telekineticBURN reviews
Sydney vs. Julia [[ Sarkney, COMPLETE ]]
Alias - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,910 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Sydney B., Sark, J. - Complete
Blood Oath and Unbroken Promises by Lykosdracos reviews
JackAna- Jack is saved by Ana, but will she let herself be saved as easily?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,902 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
A True Slytherin by snapesgirl1981 reviews
An ancient prophecy done over a thousand years ago affects the potions Master and his student in ways that soon turn out to be life changing. But how is Albus Dumbledore involved in this and how does it affect Voldemort, Slytherin and the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,455 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Silver & Gold by Two Ideas reviews
Jack's past is a lot different than anyone thought. Does someone else have a secret too? (Stargate Highlander Crossover) WIP
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,910 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003 - J. O'Neill, J. Fraiser
Staring At Trouble Remix by Orli reviews
‘The difference between confusion and anger was the amount of blood.’ Ryro, Logan, Scott, et al, masochism, self-mutilation; Complete. Please review.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,615 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Rogue - Complete
The Awakening of a Royal by SilverDawn2 reviews
AU: Set in their 6th year, an exchange programme is held with another International Academy... And it turns out that she might not be a muggle-born after all! Centered heavily on angels... can you believe Snape is one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 194,425 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Changing Hearts? by Jewels Light reviews
With Inu Yasha always running off to Kikyo's side, Kagome is feeling more and more useless. Who could blame her when she turns to someone else for comfort? Rated PG-13 for mild language.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,971 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Kagome H., Miroku
Come To You By Moonlight by Strega Brava reviews
**COMPLETE** Love had always been forbidden...what will happen when someone refuses to be shut out? Danger. Love. Angst. HG/RL. To be considered AU and OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,519 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 11/9/2001 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Fights and Friendships by linnetjo reviews
Written for the Celebrate Languages Challenge at WIKTT. Hermione, Blaise and Severus have an interlude with kickboxing, lingerie, and Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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She Knew reviews
She knew that his eyes would fail, that his faith would erode, that his wings would crumble to dust. And that then, he himself would dissipate into the wind like the smell of wood smoke on a winter's day.' But all is not lost. Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
No Good In Daylight reviews
That night in the library, when you were a sprite and I was...curious. A glittering sprite in the dark. All I did was sing and you laughed a river of smooth wine.' Follow up to 'Late Night Thoughts'. Poor, poor, Blaise. Romance and confusion. HGBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
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See, just because you don't say it to my face doesn't mean that I don't know what you said. Doesn't mean that I don't hear your voice echoing through my head. Scathing comments are enough to break any pretty girl's heart.'HermioneDraco. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster reviews
...Except this whole event had been a disaster from beginning to end. A beautiful disaster. My disaster, yours...Yes, that’s the perfect turn of phrase for this.' Aye, luv. That's what I thought while you screamed so loud. Never knew such a sound...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
Late Night Thoughts reviews
Hermione was no other word for it, breathless. You couldn’t fault her for it, though. She had good reasons. Merely the beginning of a more than slightly amusing tale. Why not drop in and laugh at poor Hermione's predicament? HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Just How It Was reviews
...That’s just how it is, you know' He didn’t want to be the bearer of bad news. But there it was, spilling like liquid mercury from his high class mouth. There was a strangely acidic aftertaste following the words, leaving his throat dry. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
