UPDATE: Mon. August 22, 2011.

I AM OFFICIALLY RETIRING FROM WRITING FANFICTION. ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO ADOPT MY STORIES CAN. PM ME ABOUT IT. I AM ALSO BECOMING A BETA READER, IF YOU ENJOY MY STORIES AND WANT ME TO EDIT YOURS. :) I MAY WRITE SHORT ONESHOTS EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, BUT NO LONG STORIES. SORRY.

Hello.

I understand that you, my dear friend, have taken a wrong turn. I suggest turning left and then arriving at another profile.

One that has something interesting on it.

Yeah.

Sigh. If you'd rather not, read on...

Name: my penname is MysteriousAnonymous. Guess what? I'm not telling you my real name.

Gender: Female. And so, so, so proud of it.

B-day: I'm a Leo. Figure it out.

Age: Um...like I'm telling you. I mean, honestly.

Personality: Insanely sarcastic and just plain insane

Un-fave(s): Justin Beiber, Twilight, annoying people at my school (yeah, Tyler/Eric/most guys), death, total and utter brats.

Fave Book(s): Harry Potter

Fave TV Show(s) Avatar: the last Airbender

Fave Comic(s): Calvin and Hobbes

Fave Author(s): Foggybythebay, Marmalade Fever, Choices HP, LittleMissInvisible, Swing123, Penny M. Sword (another dearest friend. Ahem. SARCASM!! )

Fave Music: Taylor Swift, Wrock (wizard rock) especially Draco and the Malfoys, The Parselmouths, The Whomping Willows, and The Moaning Myrtles.

Fave pairing(s): Uh...none? I'll read anything well-written. I really don't care much.

Fave Quote(s): I am a writer. Therefore, I embrace insanity.

When polled, 62% of people prefer English, and 37% prefer math. The fact that these two numbers don't add up to 100 is simply proof of concept.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?

Worrying is like a rocking chair; it gives you something to do but it gets you nowhere.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and stick it back in your pocket.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT... It only takes 4 to extend your arm and slap that @#^%$ across the face!!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I'm not rude. You're insignificant.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll think you're on drugs.

I dream of a better world, one where chickens can cross the street without having their motives questioned.

If you always expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected and the expected unexpected?

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and did it again.

DO NOT DISTURB. I'm disturbed enough already.

I'm not crazy! My version of reality is just different than yours.

Well-behaved women never make history.

I do have a grip on reality. Just not this one.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Life is like a hot bath, the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

Story Stuff:

I'm a bit new, but I've put up a couple of stories. So far, I'm in a murky fog where I am blindly following my little reckless plot bunny. Smart.

Oh, and i've hit writers block on my two long stories, so just bear with me, okay?

I'll upload oneshots until I can shift them, in order not to keep you people waiting!

Gryffindor's Angel: Is being revised.

Gryffindor's Angel: REVISED: I have just reread the original, and have just about shifted the writer's block. YAAAY!!!

Granger, what the hell is that?: Lots of humor. A bit of plot. A sprinkle of romance.

Perfect: Oneshot. Complete.

Love: A oneshot that I wrote after suffering a broken heart myself.

Cupcakes: A silly and cute fanfic that I wrote yesterday.

Mistletoe: Dramione. Mild kissing. My Christmas present to all of you!!

Empty: Oneshot. Also completed. A little angsty, but my love life is failing me too, so, might as well write a fanfiction about it, right?

Kiss me: A Dramione story: A little oneshot I completed while listening to Kiss me by Sixpence None the Richer. Look it up. I dare you.

Dance with me: Oneshot, based on this one song that I heard on the radio. Thanks to knightwolf20x for the name of the song: We Danced by Brad Paisley.

Dramione Drabbles: A collection of oneshots. I will ask you wonderful people for help concerning prompts...

Slytherin's Prince: Possible sequel to Gryffindor's Angel. Once it's done, of course.

The Life and Times of Miss Rosalie Weasley: In progress. My fave story so far. Will be updated... eventually.

Bah! Humbug!: A retelling of A Christmas Carol. Will probably be finished.

I would like to thank everybody who reviewed/alerted/favorited me or my stories.

Its very encouraging to know people like what you are doing!!

One thing to know about me...I really suck at the whole updating scheme of things. SCHOOL GETS IN THE WAY!!!!! Sorry. They will all be finished...just not soon.

yup. thats it.

As you can tell, I am a very interesting person.

YAAAAAAY!!

You can leave now.

Like, I mean really.

Yeah.

Goodbye for today!!