HEY, IM TWIACYCULLEN AND I WRITE STORIES FOR TWILIGHT. IM TEAM EDWARD SO FOR THOSE JACOB LOVERS OUT THERE I MIGHT NOT BE SO KIND TO HIM IN MY STORIES, NOT THAT I HATE THE GUY.

*MY STORY "EDWARD GETS SICK" IS CURRENTLY ON HIATUS DUE TO WRITERS BLOCK AND GENERAL BUSINESS OF LIFE. I DONT KNOW WHEN IT WILL PICK UP AGAIN BUT I HOPE TO GET IT FINISHED EVENTUALLY. COULD BE A WHILE SO DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH*

I HAVE ANOTHER STORY IN THE WORKS BUT ITS STILL IN THE PLANNING STAGE. I HOPE TO START WRITING AND POST CHAPTERS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. IM EXCITED ABOUT IT. I CANT GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY BUT IT'LL BE SET AFTER BREAKING DAWN BUT THERE WILL BE NO RENESMEE. SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED SET AN AUTHOR ALERT FOR ME.

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

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