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Joined 09-29-10, id: 2558331, Profile Updated: 11-26-13
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.

If you've come looking for a story titled "Mister Masen, Assistant Headmaster"—or its companion piece, "Mister Masen's Little Swan"—I must apologize to you for having deleted it. I may, in the future, re-post, perhaps after the work is finalized. For now, it is being suspended, and I didn't want it here teasing us with its in-progress status. Please forgive me for being drastic. -Ed01

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Schooling the Soldier by Cumor reviews
An incident at school sends Jasper's temper spiraling out of control forcing Esme to step up and bring her agitated soldier boy back in line. Warning: Contains disciplinary spanking of a teenage vampire... well two teen vamps, but who's counting. If this is not too your liking please do not read. Feel free to enjoy the thousands of other stories that fanfic has to offer. Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,847 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Alice, Carlisle, Esme, Jasper
What didn't happen behind closed doors by KimberleyIonaSmith reviews
An Incredibly Odd Storyline. Outtakes from 'What didn't happen'. Warning: this is a discipline fic. It would make more sense if you also read 'What didn't happen' but don't feel obliged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,560 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Castle by KimberleyIonaSmith reviews
Sir Jasper is considering marrying Lady Isabella in order to form an alliance with the Swan family. But will his new squire, Edward, get in the way? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,250 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Jasper, Edward
What didn't happen by KimberleyIonaSmith reviews
Set just after the return from Volterra. The Cullens were a bit more organised with creating a back-story and they were a lot more annoyed with Edward. Themes include parental and quasi-parental discipline, and a lot of messing about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 173,783 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Memories by Cumor reviews
It's Christmas eve, and the Cullens have gathered around the tree to enjoy some quiet time together, while sharing memories of Christmases from their human lives so very long ago. Warning: A few of these shared tales contain disciplinary spanking and one story contains spousal abuse which maybe difficult for some readers. If this will make you uncomfortable, please don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,989 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Carlisle, Emmett, Esme, Jasper - Complete
Office Monkey by ficwriterjet reviews
This is a tag to Season 1 Episode 12 'Vertigo'. My take on how Oliver should have reacted to his sister's reckless behavior. Some lines are taken directly from the show. WARNING: Non-consensual disciplinary spanking of a fictional teen by her older brother.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Thea Q. - Complete
Don't Tease the Dog by Cumor reviews
Embarrassed by Rosalie's rude behavior towards Jacob, Esme decides to take matters into her own hands to see that it never happens again. Short three shot based off of the cut "dog bowl" scene from Breaking Dawn 1. Warning: Some inappropriate language and contains disciplinary spanking. Proceed at own risk. If you are easily offended please don't read. Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,081 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Esme, Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Do you remember by AlsoRecliningHorizontally reviews
A collection of one-shots about Sam and Dean's memories... All inspired by little things that caught my eye or ear in the show. Ideas are welcome :) Warnings: language, drinking, drugs, sex, violence, corporal punishment. Skip this if that is not your thing! You have been warned ;) No slash... Enjoy the stories :D
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Of getting high and then back down by AlsoRecliningHorizontally reviews
Sam and Dean get high and decide to check out a potential hunt. When they get caught John makes sure to bring them back to reality! Teenchesters! Preseries one shot. Warnings: bad language, weed and corporal punishment - because John Winchester would kick some ass if his boys got high and then were stupid enough to get caught!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., John W. - Complete
Greetings From Vegas by Cumor reviews
The Cullen kids are in Sin City enjoying some much deserved downtime without the parents, when Emmett makes a new friend and the situation suddenly turns sticky. Warning: Adult humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Emmett, Edward, Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
WBY - Locherby by wildblueyonder6 reviews
John, Sam & Dean. AU. John is the Stable Master of Locherby back in the days of castles, kings, queens, and young princes. Dean is the heir to the throne of Locherby and Sam his younger brother. It is difficult to be a teenage prince – to walk the line between boy and young man. Luckily, Stable Master John is on the job. These are fictional characters and this will contain parental
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2013
Stregoni Benefici by giselle-lx reviews
Carlisle Cullen has always been different—a frustrating son to a distant father; an enigma to the rulers of his world. But when he faces the biggest decision of his immortal life, he's forced to grapple with the moments that have shaped him most. When you've lived your whole life among killers, what kind of man do you choose to become? Pre-Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,040 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
WBY - Skelp Yer Arse by wildblueyonder6 reviews
Jamie finds himself in typical Winchester trouble but not with a Winchester. Sometime the hunt becomes the hunted...sort of. :) This fic will contain disciplinary spanking. Please don't read if you are offended. Characters: Dean, John, Sam, River, Jamie and surprise someone else.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Cafe Esme by Cumor reviews
When Esme suffers an error in judgement, Carlisle steps in to lend his mate a bit of guidance...and one thing leads to another... Just a little One-shot based off of an incident in Carlisle Cares' story "Home for Christmas." Warning: Contains the use of mild corporal punishment and Lemons. If you find this offense, please walk away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Fathers and Sons: Jasper by Phoenixhp5 reviews
Jasper has never felt more content than he does with the Cullens; however he feels it's too good to be true. Despair and anger take over and he eventually takes out his frustrations on his family, infuriating his coven leader, or is it his father? WARNING: Contains disciplinary spanking, so if you don't like, don't read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,702 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Big Time Busted by AlsoRecliningHorizontally reviews
A one-shot in which Kendall, Carlos and James get high and Logan tries to stop Mrs. Knight from finding out about it. Weed, whump and manatees! Contains some cussing, drug use and whumpage. No slash. If this doesn't do it for you, find another story to read. If it does do it for you, have fun reading. I would love reviews, hint hint :)
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Complete
Moving Violation by Cumor reviews
The Cullen habit of speeding causes Esme to have a run in with the law. Now she has to find a way to convince the Officer to let her go, least she draw too much attention to her family. Warning: Adult themed. Lemons. Lemons. Lemons. Well earned Mature rating for sexual situations and harsh language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Madam Director by Cumor reviews
When Forks Community Hospital gets a new Director Carlisle finds himself in a meeting to address a complaint implicating the good doctor in behavior unbecoming a physician. Will he be able to convince the Director of his innocence or does she have a different agenda? Warning: Sexual roleplay, but most sex play is implied.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Cumor reviews
Emmett's light hearted scheme to liven up his siblings lives takes a wrong turn landing the group in question in hot water. Contains disciplinary spanking of teen vampires. If this isn't your thing please walk away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,996 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
Fun and Games by Cumor reviews
Carlisle and Esme share a rather special night. Thank God the kids got out of the house in time. Adult theme. Lemons, consensual spanking; sexual and disciplinary ... sorta. If you find this offensive please move along. Everyone else, hang on... it's going to be a wild ride.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Never In a Million Years by Cumor reviews
Alice suffers a momentarily lapse of common sense and is caught shoplifting. Carlisle is confused and most certainly not pleased. How will he balance his need to protect his baby girl with his obligation as a parent to affirm that she knows right from wrong? Warning: Non- sexual spanking of teenage vampire. If it offends, please don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
An Accidental Adventure by ficwriterjet reviews
This story takes place after Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Mutt has trouble adjusting to his new parent, and goes on an adventure. WARNING: Non-consensual parental disciplinary spanking of an adult.
Indiana Jones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,565 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
The Unlikely Meeting by giselle-lx reviews
April Fool! Full title: The Unlikely Meeting of Edwistian Greysen and Anabella Stolen, a Parody.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Keyhole by wildblueyonder6 reviews
Sam doesn't really like it when Dean gets in trouble. What happens when Dean steals the Impala? Teen!chesters Warning: Parental spanking of a minor. Please don't read if this bothers you.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Deader than Dead by KimberleyIonaSmith reviews
In which Jasper and Edward play a rather silly prank, their wives find out and punish them. Set after Breaking Dawn. WARNING: this story contains spanking and discussions thereof. If that isn't your sort of thing, please don't read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What didn't happen behind the curtains by KimberleyIonaSmith reviews
Tiny one-shot of mild smut, with Bella, Edward and Major Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drunken Consequences by Phoenixhp5 reviews
In a fit of rebelliousness Bella makes some poor choices and Carlisle is forced to reign her in. Warning: Contains non-sexual spanking
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,764 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Vignettes by Calendulam reviews
Five incidents in Edward and Carlisle’s relationship spanning from shortly after Edward's change to the end of 'New Moon'. Vaguely Edward/Carlisle. M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
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Of Cullens and Coonasses reviews
The Cullens travel to the Bayou State, where Jasper rediscovers his fondness for firearms and makes a mistake that lands him and Emmett in trouble with Carlisle. Warning: corporal punishment, spanking. Please don't read if that offends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Esme the Artful Dodger reviews
An outtake from "An Old-fashioned Husband." Circa 1921. Newborn Esme struggles with a bad habit of lifting thing. She steals a 30-foot sailboat and Edward is stuck trying to set things to rights. Will Carlisle be forced to take drastic measures? Contains consensual domestic discipline, corporal punishment, spanking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Jasper Says Relax reviews
One-shot. Takes place after the end of chapter four of Midnight Sun. After Edward saves Bella's life at school, Jasper decides the human girl is a danger to Alice and the rest of the Cullens. He tries to kill her after Carlisle expressly forbade it at the dining-room-table family meeting, and must face the consequences. Warning: This is a spank fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
An Oldfashioned Husband reviews
Edward, reluctant to pursue Bella's new sexual fetish, is in over his head trying to keep her out of trouble. Journey to soft-core BDSM, spanking, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,420 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Versus the Board of Education reviews
Edward's in gym class enduring a rude boy's mental insults. He loses his temper and assaults the student, landing himself in the principal's office. Will Carlisle arrive in time, or will Edward face the dreaded paddle? Pre-Twilight, 1964. CP, Spanking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Renesmee's Ride, The Sequel reviews
Nessie is challenging Edward again, but he keeps letting her off the hook. When he leaves town, she steals money from her college savings to buy a Porsche! Edward and Bella enlist Jasper's help with their wayward daughter. Warning: spanking
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,840 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
If This Rig's a Rockin' reviews
OfH outtake. Having coached Edward in the darker side of sexual fantasy, Jasper is looking for his own fun in Alice's new RV. Alice surprises him by turning the tables. Can the Texas major follow orders or will he get hurt? Mild BDSM, D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Playing Catch reviews
Outtake from An Old-fashioned Husband. Edward promised to show Nessie how to get Uncle Emmett in trouble. Let's see how that turned out, shall we? EPOV. WARNING: spanking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Playing Doctor reviews
Outtake from An Old-fashioned Husband. How DID Carlisle lose his shirt during the night as referenced in chapter 14 of OfH ? Join Dr. and Mrs. Cullen in the doctor's private study and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Way It Was reviews
Comic one-shot. The Cullens critique modern parenting. Warning: includes reference to spanking.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Renesmee's Ride reviews
Frustrated by the changing dynamics between his daughter and Jacob, Edward slips and makes a threat when Nessie challenges his "no motorcycles" rule. Will he be forced to follow through? Warning: this story contains physical discipline, spanking. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete