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Joined 09-14-10, id: 2538496, Profile Updated: 12-28-11
Author has written 13 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Warriors, and Naruto.

MAERD7733SCAIP IS OFFICIALLY OFF HER HIATUS!!!!!!!!

Also, If you could join in my forums, then that's be much appreciated!

FORUM LINK:

Warning: This takes you to ALL of my forums.

http://www.fanfiction.ws/myforums/Maerd7733SCAIP/2538496/

These go to the individual forums.

Avatar: The Last Airbender: http://forum.fanfiction.ws/forum/AtLA_A_New_Age/92293/

X-Men: http://forum.fanfiction.ws/forum/The_Scientists/92622/

Phineas and Ferb: http://forum.fanfiction.ws/forum/All_Grown_Up/95758/

Hello people! :D This is my profile! DOI!

Username: Maerd7733SCAIP

Real Name: ...why do you want to know? *shifty eyes* OH NOES! THE GOVERNMENT HAS FINALLY FOUND ME! I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO THERAPY! *runs around screaming*

Age: ...none of yer beeswax!

Gender: Female *le gasp!*

Birthday: April! YAY MY BIRTHDAY IS IN ABOUT A MONTH!!!!

Favorite Color: It's a debate between silver, neon green, blue, and fire red.

Heritage: POLISH ALL THE WAY MAN!!!

Occupation: Student

Interests/Passions: Writing, drawing, singing, horseback riding

Aspirations: I'd really, really, really like to become a published author one day...I pretty much live to write. I also hold an interest in being a horse trainer, or an Auror, but i know the last one's only for my dreams... :(

OC's and Alter-Egos

Brieta: Brieta is my Redwall alter-ego. She's a silver ferret with long silvery headfur, which has black streaks in it. She has black paws and a black mask shape over her eyes, which are a kind of turquoise color. The tip of her tail and the tips of her ears are black as well. She wears a dark blue dress with a split skirt and black leggings underneath. She also had dark purple glasses. She carries a sword, a frying pan, a bottle of pepper spray, a Nerf gun, and bow and arrows. She hates Sues and will get majorly ticked if you accuse her of being one.

Featured in: The Schoolmouse

Serenekit/paw/soul: At the moment, she's somewhere between Serenekit and Serenepaw. She's my Warriors alter-ego. She's a white she-cat with silvery tiger stripes and violet eyes. She's also blind--and she's half ThunderClan and half RiverClan. Not really much character development here because I've only just started her story.

Featured in: HalfClan Darkness

Alexandra Garcia-Shapiro: Call her that and she'll smack you. Alex is my Phineas and Ferb OC, designed to be paired up with Ferb. She's Isabella's twin sister. She looks exactly like Isabella, except her color is silver, not pink--with the occasional blue or black. She's also blind. Again, not too much character development here 'cause I don't want to give away the stories.

Featured in: Team Improbable on Thin Ice, Parisian Summer

Kathleen Potter: No, she is not married to Harry! I'm a full-time shipper of Harry/Ginny, thank you very much! Kitty is my OC, Harry's twin sister. She's halfway between being a ghost and being a Guardian Angel. Kitty has red hair that darkens into black at the tips, green eyes, and pale skin. When in her ghost form, she's see-through and floats a few inches off the ground. When she's in her G.A. form, she looks solid, but has black wings sprouting out her back. Not too much character development because I've only just started her story.

Featured in: Guardian Angel

I'll update this list whenever I create a new OC or discover a new alter-ego.

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There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Other Accounts

deviantArt-same username

Random Facts About Me That No One Cares About! :D

~I am a pessimist, but I see the glass as half-full. Figure that out.

~Sometimes, I feel like a gemstone. I have so many different faces I'm not sure which one is truly mine.

~The 'Maerd' part of my username is the name of the country in one of my novels.

~The 'SCAIP' part of my username is my nickname--technically. The SC stands for my initials--NOT Santa Claus--and the AIP part stands for Author In Progress.

~I firmly believe that one day, humans will fix their mistakes and dragons will come back to Earth.

~I am 50% vampire, 25% dragon, 10% alien and 5% human. What happened to the other ten percent? ...you don't want to know.

~I am very sarcastic and can be pretty rude. At least half the girls in my grade hate me. Frankly, I'm surprised my friends can stand me.

~I am a self proclaimed psycho and proud of it!

~I firmly believe I will end up in a straitjacket one day.

~I firmly believe President Obama is after me, because he believes I am a danger to society. Oddly enough, I like President Obama.

~I QUIT SOCIETY!!!

~I am the world's only multi-cellular ameoba.

~I firmly believe I was a cat in one of my past lives.

~I firmly believe I was a goddess in one of my past lives.

~I firmly believe in Narnia, Middle Earth, the magical world of Harry Potter, and all the other different world floating around.

~I firmly believe I will be reborn either as a dragon or as a demigod.

~I am a blonde. Call me a dumb blonde and I'll black your eye!

~I firmly believe that I am a vampire, because I laugh at the sight of my own blood and like the taste of it. Plus, my five year old cousin Peter said I am one, and what he says goes! XD

~I'm a ghost. PISS ME OFF AND I'LL POSSESS YOU!

Please, if anyone cares enough to read my profile, and didn't get fed up an is actually here, at the end, reading this message, please comment my stories! Favorites are all very nice, but I believe an author's worth is measured up in how many reviews he or she gets. Right now, I'm at 65. Please help me reach 100, at the least!

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Their Little Brother by fantasyessa reviews
The five eldest Weasley boys gather around Ron's deathbed, and lament on the brother they should have watched a little more closely. "This shouldn't be him. We... we were all older than him. We were supposed to protect him." AU, Weasley-Bonding, Very Slight Romoine
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Ron W., George W., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Castle by our dancing days reviews
Sometimes she cries, for those who die in her walls. / drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
20 WAYS TO ANNOY LORD VOLDEMORT by ToFearDeathNever reviews
Warning: the actions listed here are bound to get you killed and/ or cricio'd to hell and back. I can not be held responsible for any lost lives or minds due to the annoyance of our Dark Lord!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Voldemort
Up In The Air by Overlithe77 reviews
Airbending does not come easy to Earth Avatars. Set during Kyoshi's training. Friendship fic, some speculation about the Air Nomads' culture.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kyoshi, OC - Complete
Gnome Statues and Warriors by PiscesWriter8 reviews
There is a strange object in Thunder Clan territory.Is it dangerous? And what a bit of gnome fate do to change the way Cinderheart and Lionblaze feel about each other... forever. It's my first FanFic so please read and enjoy!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Cinderheart, Lionblaze - Complete
Music for Redemptation by Charlie'sDragon reviews
Narcissa tells of her first love, music. She uses it again to heal after the war, trading memories of the grim with those of a little girl named Victoire Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Victoire W., Narcissa M. - Complete
50 Words of Phinabella by JoeMerl reviews
Fifty short insights into the relationship between an oblivious child-genius and the Fireside Girl leader mooning over him. Phineas/Isabella, slight Candace/Jeremy, one-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2010 - [Phineas, Isabella] Candace, Ferb - Complete
Lionsword, Tablesword by warrior4 reviews
Peter and Edmund sparr with twin blades. Idea comes from acacia59601's fic "The Guardian," and used with permission. One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The last time by Wouter Jaegers reviews
The final time that Lucy pulled the ball away.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
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Team Improbable on Thin Ice reviews
Team Improbable is real, caused by an accident in the seventh-grade science lab. Now they're in high school. And when Isabella's twin sister, Alex, come from France, she has a few secrets of her own. Team Improbable is walking on thin ice...P/I, F/OC
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
Bones reviews
Team Gai has an interesting affiliation with bones...N/T, L/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Team Gai
The Cousin of the Bride reviews
Neji couldn't believe his luck. How was it that Hinata had chosen Tenten as her maid of honor? True, Tenten was beautiful, smart, talented-but couldn't she have chosen someone who didn't hate his guts? AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Angel Wings reviews
Every year for the past ten years, Isabella has been the angel on top of the Christmas tree. That's the way it has been and the way it should be. So she's not exactly pleased when the Humans receive a new angel as a gift. P/I, F/OC
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
Hair reviews
Sakura hasn't grown out her hair since the Chuunin Exams. No one's bothered to find out why. NaruSaku if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
New Girl reviews
Nedra Haruno has always been grateful that her tiny family moves around a lot. But this time around, she might actually want to stay put...rated T for safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Gaara, Kankuro
Parisian Summer reviews
Five years ago, Phineas broke Isabella's heart. Now, she's a designer-and one of the top names in fashion. Just what Candace and Jeremy need for their wedding! But will Phineas and Isabella make up before the wedding? Features Alex. P/I, F/OC, C/J
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
Of Cookie Dough and Dipshits reviews
Because everyone knows the best way to talk about your problems is over a tub of raw cookie dough with the woman who's getting married to the man you're in love with. Rated T for language.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Vanessa - Complete
Guardian Angel reviews
One ghost watching over her brother. One know-it-all who wants to shine. One girl in love with a celebrity. One girl who's not sure where she belongs. Watch as they grow up and deal with life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., OC
HalfClan Darkness reviews
A ThunderClan she-cat and a RiverClan tom have had kits...and with the birth of those kits, StarClan has issued a prophecy. But with the terror and disorder going around the lake, how will the kits ever be trusted?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011
Hero reviews
Based off of a Deviantart picture. I got permission, don't worry! We all know what happened between Ron and Hermione in the girl's bathroom. But with all the curses flying around, will Ron have time to return the favor-or see Hermione again? Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Starfish Story reviews
I was reading an Oriental Trading magazine a few days ago...this just popped into my devious little mind. R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Toph, Teo - Complete
He Hates Being Tall reviews
Set a little after the war. Everyone is at the Weasley's house and they're snowed in. Don't want to give away too much. Just read it. Better than summary. Second fanfic so please be nice. Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete