![]() Author has written 15 stories for Wrestling. HEEEELLLLLOOOOO Faithful Readers! :) Wanna learn about JeffreyNero? yes? Keep reading! no? Then go away! About JeffreyNero... Jeffrey's the type of hot-headed sweetheart that loves with everything she's got, and would throw away her life for that person. She's the type of girl you'd find in her room doing the macarena to Aerosmith's song Dude (looks like a lady) in booty shorts, a tank top, combat boots and rainbow socks. She's openly bisexual, leaning more towards a lesbian than straight. Her mind is bright, yet dimmed by the world that holds her back. She has a suicidal thought tendency but is an over all nice girl. --((Drewbie)) Aha, Drew's so sweet. Now you know what he thinks about me! :) I'm a die-hard wrestling fan, I love kids even though I'm a totally bad influence. My friends call me a female Ken Anderson because I'm loud mouthed and don't care what haters think of me. I have a rebellious soul but that's what my girlfriend loves about me. I have so many favorite wrestlers that I don't feel like naming them all. I love slash and femslash, ermm don't be a hater 'cos I don't like them. I am open to any WWE/TNA fan fiction ideas you have, just PM me if you want me to make them into a story... I'm not really good at writing straight couples so can we please stick to lesbian or gay couples. Umm, I won't be updating for a while... I'm having troubles at home and stuff, so please be patient with me! ~With Love-- JeffreyNero! If you want, copy this into your profile and bold the ones you are. You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if... 1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING! 2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week. 3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time. 4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance. 5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!" 6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later. 7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend. 8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!" 9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be". 10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas. 11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!! 12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you. 13) You know that Edge is PG-13. 14) You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia. 15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon. 16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?" 17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair. 18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon. 19) You lie, cheat, and steal. 20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007. 21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud. 22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV. 23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass. 24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner. 25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event. 26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it. 27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams. 28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho. 29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties. 30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker. 31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko. 32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar. 33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday nights. 34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero. 35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program. 36) You can name more wrestlers then family members. 37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so" 38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7. 39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling. 40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is. 41) When you know three ways to use the following: A Table, A Ladder, and a Chair. 42) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer. 43) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event. 44) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured. 45) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants. 46) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home. 47) You can quote your favortie moment word for word (or even close to it) 48) You can't help it but chant for your favorite in the Royal Rumble Match in the Smackdown vs Raw series like you do for the Live events and yet you're friends chime in with you 49) You know you're a WWE fan if you're smarter than a Fifth Grader 50) (Giggles) You have either yourself, your parents, siblings or teachers singing Randy Orton's theme (Voices) and having someone else; family members or employees, tell you that a stiff drink will kick those Voices out of you're head. Hello people! :) Guess what? You all can now email me at my private email address. JeffreyNicole.Marx@ :D I love it when I can form friendships with fans of my writing. It makes me very update happy! So more friends=faster updates! 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3 Waking Up: Already Gone by The Luchagors First Day of School: Just A Dream by Carrie Underwood Falling in Love: 99 In The Shade by Bon Jovi Fight Song: Caramelldancing (Extended Mix) by Caramell Breaking Up: Hot N Cold by Katy Perry Prom: Nobody's Fool by Avril Lavigne Life is Just OK: Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Dead Man Mental Breakdown: Nobody's Home by Avril Lavigne Driving: Crushcrushcrush by Paramore Flashback: White Boy by The Luchagors Getting Back Together: Strangers And Angels by Mickie James Birth of a Child: Forgotten by Avril Lavigne Wedding: Crsuhcrushcrush by Paramore (Now version) Final Battle: Turn Up the Trouble (Mr. Kennedy's WWE Theme) Death Scene: Feedback (Mr. Anderson's TNA Theme) Funeral Song: Waking Up in Vegas by Katy Perry (WTF?) End Credits: Fantasy by Maria Kanellis Recently I've been listening to Escape The Fate, more than I usually do and now... I'm a bandslash whore... I totally think Max Green and Craig Mabbitt and Max Green and Ronnie Radke is totally sexy ;D |