If-I-Were-A-Wolf
 Author has written 21 stories for Twilight, and Wrestling. About Me: I'm E, I live in the Palace of Wisdom with my muse. I write fanfics. Duh. I write a lot. Strictly SLASH ONLY! I have nothing against het pairings, I just find them boring. And I like femslash, but I'm kinda tired of it. For now, I write Twilight and Wrestling slash fics until I can find a new obsession. Ways To Contact Me Tumblr Some Graphics of my fave pairings. I'm willing to make graphics for other people, so just PM me if you want one done. c: Johnny/Shawn Video Just Johnny and... himself video XD My favorite wrestlers are John Morrison, Randy Orton, The Miz, Drew McIntyre, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Shawn Micheals, Cody Rhodes, Maryse and John Cena My favorite Twilight characters are Embry, Sam, Jake, Jasper, Alice, and Edward is still to be debated lol. Harry Potter? I love Lucius, Draco, and Snape. That's about it... We can pair Harry and Draco together so long as Draco bottoms _ Anywho, here are my monologues on my main muses: Wrestling John Morrison: Johnny... My Johnny babe. My key muse. Where to begin. Let's start with this; John topping = A fucked up universe. I mean, dude. Have you seen the fucker? Not only do his looks and persona not match a dom, but he's too much of a Diva. He can... top to SOME people. But my muse prefers to bottom. He loves the attention. The spotlight. He wants to be treated like royalty by his lovers. He likes to be put on a pedestal. But sometimes, he needs a reality check. He shops way too much, he's obsessed with his looks, and he he was dark past that's layered with expensive sunglasses and spray tans. He can be a bit intimidating with his looks at first, hell he likes it. But once you get to know him, you learn how to deal with him. And that he's harmless... usually. He tends to be a runner. Which makes him not so harmless. He's left many broken hearts, and he likes to avoid his problems. John also knows how to be straight up mean and a bitch. He knows how to tear a person down, and that gets him into trouble. Being with John is definitely not an easy task. He's... the Heartbreak Kid Jr. He learned from the best. Be cautious with your heart when playing with Johnny. The Miz: As arrogant and conceited as he is, he has a soft spot for the people he loves. He'd do absolutely anything for the people he cares about. Alot of people underestimate him, but he always backs up what he says, no matter what it takes. He does NOT fit the bottom/sub role. He just doesn't fit in that role, end of story. But believe me, there are some exceptions like if he's with Jericho, A-Ri, or Cena and people like that. But he has a dominating Alpha like persona and is very protective of the people he loves. Sometimes he lets the lime light go to his head, and forgets about what's important in life besides his career. And it may take a reality check and a slap in the face for him to realize what really matter. Even with his usual persona, he can be very down to earth, but does his damnedest not to show it. He knows he's got a bit of a problem with sleeping around, and tries his best to control, considering he's starting to lean towards starting a relationship. Drew McIntyre: Probably the most cool and collected guy on the rosters. His on-screen character is alot like his off-screen personality; calm, cool, calculating and collected and maybe sometimes a little bit cold. You never really know what he'll do next. He can be very intimidating, with his size and just the way he carries himself. But he can flip that around with a simple smile and make a person melt. But the major difference is that off the screen, he has incredible control of his temper. When he's angry, he tries not to show it. But if someone he cares about, especially a lover, is in danger, he's a very dangerous man to be around; very unpredictable and temperamental. Needless to say if he loves someone, he would die for them. Drew is a very hard man to read, but can read others so well you'd think he's reading their mind. I love Randy Orton, but I don't have a Randy muse. Quite frankly, I'm afraid to have him in my head anyway. Le Complete List of My Wrestling Muses John Morrison Mike Mizanin Le Punker... or just CM Punk. Or Philip. But He hates being called Philip. James La Roux (OC. He's a Vampire, over 3000 years old. His face is Johnny Depp.) LeStat De Lioncourt (OV. A vampire. A major brat. A couple hundred years old- changed by James. His face is LeStat De Lioncourt from Interview w/a Vampire. Tom Cruise :3 If you never saw the movie, go fucking watch it right now) Alex Gray (His face is Kurt Cobain. Former Druggie) For the record, I can RP almost anyone. But I prefer to use the muses that run around in my hand. Twilight Embry Call: Embry is the pack softy. Very sensitive and very aware of other people's feelings. Even Seth can't beat the amount of innocence Embry possess. He's very giving, maybe even a little too much. He'd do just about anything for his pack, and they'd do the same for him. He's extremely calm, and next to never gets angry. He's only ever had one slip up, and that was due to hormones and not pure anger. He is the smallest of the pack next Seth, and some people underestimate him for this. He has the best fighting skills next to the Alpha and Beta, as he's extremely quick and next to impossible to catch. Because of his soft and gentle demeanor, people usually see him as a boy, and not a man. But those thoughts would be banished the first 5 seconds of being in bed with him. Because underneath all the soft and gentleness, is the most aggressive yet submissive sex kitten you'd ever meet... Sam Uley: Sam is definitely a dominating Alpha. He puts intimidation in people's system when they first meet him. But soon after they realize Sam is really just a gentle giant. Despite that, he has no problem hurting anyone who is a threat to the people he cares about, especially his mate. He usually hides his emotion and only certain special people can break down the walls of this Alpha. He's extremely protective, but sometimes a little overprotective, which can be a drawback. Sam notices every thing in the pack, and always does everything he can to make sure his pack is happy. He has a very tough outer shell, and not alot of people get too see the caring and gentle side of this Alpha. Carlisle Cullen: The most gentle next to Esme of the Cullen's. Cold skin and an un-beating heart means nothing to him. He believes that every person has a soul even if it's tainted. He would never judge someone, no matter what species, preference, race (etc...) they are. He's very caring, and can sometimes be a pushover when it comes to his family. Despite that, he has that air about him that makes you respect him. He's very calm, and never shouts. But he's very protective of his family, and will protect them at any means necessary. Carlisle would truly do anything for his family. Jasper Whitlock: Ah, the Major. His war veteran background makes him the best fighter of the Cullen's. He usually keeps to himself, and his thoughts are usually quiet or hidden. He's very calm and collected, and doesn't get angry a lot, and when he does he's usually under control. But when he gets pissed, he gets pissed.When the people he loves are in danger, he's possibly the most dangerous vampire to be around. He usually keeps his empathetic gift in check when angry, but sometimes it gets out of control, making his gift the most dangerous of the Cullen's. Despite keeping to himself most of the time, he has no problem standing up for what he believes in, or showing his mate PDA. Jasper can read a person almost as well as a mind reader, but even Edward sometimes has trouble figuring out the enigmatic Major. Those are my fave Twilight characters for now. And My Twilight Muses Are... Embry Call Sam Uley Jasper Whitlock Paul Lahote Carlisle Cullen My favorite pairings in no order: Wrestling John Morrison/Miz (either works for me, but MOSTLY sub/dom) Randy Orton/John Morrison (dom/sub) John Morrison/Shawn Micheals (sub/dom) Shawn Michaels/HHH (sub/dom) Twilight Sam & Embry (dom/sub) Sam & Jake (sub/dom) Paul & Embry (dom/sub) Jake & Paul (dom/sub) Jasper/Edward (either works for me, another exception) I'll think of more later... Number your 12 favourite Superstars/Divas (In no order) and answer the questions!! 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? 20) How emo is Seven? 20) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12. 21) What would be a good title for this? 22) What would the genre(s) be? 23)What would happen if 5 got 1 pregnant? 24) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 4! (Stole From CodyRhodesFan :D) 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits- The Scientist by Coldplay (Sad but eh, Colplay is the shit) Waking Up- Undo It by Carrie Underwood (If I lived in like... the south this would work lol, i love this song though) First Day of School- On To The Next One by Jay-Z (HELL YEAH!) Falling In Love- Hey Jude by The Beatles (Aw, way too perfect lol!) Fight Song- Man In The Box by Alice In Chains (Makes me wanna fight!) Breaking Up- Burn It To The Ground by Nickelback (Definitly... this would the pefect song in my world?) Prom- I'll Go Crazy If i Don't Go Crazy Tonight (Yes, that will work, LOVE YOU U2!) Life is just... OK- Dear Prudence from teh Across The Universe Soundtrack (Why not? lol!) Mental Breakdown- I hear Voices - Rev Theory (Randy's Theme Song) Is it me or is this waaay to perfect? I need to shuffel more... Driving- Rooster by Alice In Chains (Suuure, while I'm driving why don't i snuff a rooster while I'm doin it?) Flashback- Doesn't mean Anything by Alicia Keys (That would be a painful but fluffy memory, lol) Getting Back Together- Dream On by Aerosmith (Nothing to do with it but I dun give a shit, Aerosmith is the shit!!!) Birth of Child- S.E.X. by Nickelback (I'm pretty sure thats what I would be REGRETTING when giving birth) Wedding- Poker Face by Lady Gaga (Oh yeah bitch, thatd be one hot wedding!) Final Battle- Strict Machine by Goldfrapp (More like a stripper song than a final battel song...) Death Scene- What A Shame by Shinedown (Huh, depressing, angsty, perfect!) Funeral Song- My Love by Sia (Everybody would be bawling their friggin eyes) End Credits- Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana (YEAH BITCH!) 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots after reading this will try it 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You are now laughing at your own stupididty 5. You will put this on your profile | |||||||
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