Ironi Numair
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Joined 11-04-00, id: 24508, Profile Updated: 04-14-18
Author has written 31 stories for Dragonlance, Boy Meets World, ThunderCats, Doctor Who, Ninja Turtles, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Thor, Cyborg 009, GaoGaiGar, and Resident Evil.

I am a crazy person from the northwest. I write and plot world domination in my spare time.

Warning!
All the old fic posted here was written during my angsty teenage years. I still like angst, but hopefully I've toned it down a bit XD

I'm apparently writing fic again. Who'd a thought! I'm leaving most of my old fics up.
Hourglass is abandoned, I'm sorry to say. If I ever do work with it again, it will be as a rewrite (HG: now with 90 percent less angst!)

Criticism is always welcomed for my fics. I'd prefer if you remained polite but if my writing annoyed you that bad, go ahead and rip me the proverbial new one, just let me know what pissed you off for future reference. Unless it's an opinion expressed by a character in the fic, in which case, with the exception said character is OOC, I don't care.

I hold joint accounts under "mullet_revolution" and "highertaxes" containing mostly parodies.

I can be found on tumblr and Deviantart as chiauve

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Speak No Evil by MasqueradeLover reviews
A silent Loki is banished to Midgard where Tony Stark decides to take him prisoner. Eventual Tony/Loki.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,561 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Loki
Intellectual Stimulation by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Kirk and Spock will be friends, one day...maybe today.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
One Thousand Steps to Koon ut Katra la by KarraCaz reviews
Spock must bond with T'Pring. Will she accept him or condemn him for being part Terran.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Shadows Amongst the Leaves by RinoaDestiny reviews
When Legolas is taken captive by Orcs, nightmares begin. Can Elves still remain Elves even when in darkness? [UPDATE: CHAP. 20]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,556 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 12/29/2001 - Legolas, Aragorn
ESGAME by Nightwing Writers reviews
The Elven Support Group for Abused and Mistreated Elves. The Elves you've abused in your fics have finally banded together to help eachother with their problems. Chapter 8 up - a special session.
Dragonlance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,964 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004
Raistlin and Alira by Tess Oakley reviews
The long awaited Chapter 23 is finally here. Please READ AND REVIEW...I hope my absence has not ruined interest in this tale...for things are starting to get even better...
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,653 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 6/23/2003
Cold Blood by SparrowWriter64 reviews
Kitiara is given an interesting propostion from a mysterious man. Raistlin is after an extremely old and powerful magical artifact. Dalamar is desperate to save his Shalafi's life and will call in the only one who cares.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
An Unlikely Friendship by PeteyDG reviews
Inspired by and a continuation of Nix's Charity, posted here as Chapter One, pre-Clerks, non-slash, A/U take on how Jay & Silent Bob met and became the inseparable duo we know and love. Rated R for language, violence. UNFINISHED.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,168 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2002 - Published: 10/10/2001
Longing for Adventure by Goody-Goodie reviews
Legolas is visited by Gandalf and finds out that the company must reassemble, for a dark evil is after them all. *Complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,034 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/27/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Little World by Kraken reviews
it's all about Raistlin. sort of. kind of.
Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2000
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Aquarius reviews
The coastal town of Raccoon City has some local legends about sea monsters that can take human form. No one takes them seriously. But new STARS recruit Chris Redfield is about to learn that sometimes the truth is bigger, and more dangerous, than the legend. Mer-AU. Chris/Wesker.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/7/2019 - Chris R., Jill V., A. Wesker, Barry B.
The Man in the Dark reviews
Ally was told to not go down to the abandoned labs underneath the repurposed BSAA building in which her father worked, so of course that was the first thing she did. During her explorations she finds something, or someone, who was meant to be long dead and forgotten.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/21 - Chris R., Jill V., A. Wesker
Exposure reviews
An accident on a mission brings Chris and Wesker closer together. Soon after, the local news station wants to do an expose on the STARS, bringing unwanted scrutiny. Meanwhile, a former member of Project W is furious at Spencer's recklessness in killing off the children they worked so hard to make, and intends to save the remaining few by exposing Umbrella. Chris/Wesker
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/29 - Chris R., Jill V., A. Wesker, Barry B.
Five Times Wesker Looked After Birkin reviews
...and one time Birkin did the same for him.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 8/24/2018 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin
Enemy Mine reviews
After the events of Re5, Chris Redfield finds himself stuck in the past. Until he can find a way home he decides to take down Umbrella at its beginnings. Once more a cop, he and his team liberate the Wesker children from Umbrella. For reasons even he doesn't understand, Chris takes in his former enemy to raise to ensure the events of the future do not come to pass.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 11/20/2018 - Chris R., A. Wesker
The Umbrella Plight reviews
Reversal AU. When pharmaceutical company Umbrella's researchers start disappearing, Albert Wesker goes undercover in the special forces unit STARS in order to learn about the mysterious BSAA that has Raccoon City in its pocket. But there is more going on than he thought, and this would be a lot easier if he wasn't so distracted by his team leader, Captain Chris Redfield.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 4/14/2018 - Chris R., A. Wesker, W. Birkin
Algernon reviews
After Call of Justice, Joe manages to rescue Albert but no matter how he tries he cannot save Jet. The team accepts their comrade's death and eventually move on, returning to a life of missions and saving others. And then...
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,943 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Jet/002, Albert/004, Joe/009
The Bird in the Eaves reviews
AU. After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Albert and Hilda Heinrich moved to New York to start a new life. An unexpected part of that new life is Jet Link, who lives in their attic. Snippets of their daily life.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Jet/002, Albert/004
Proof of Bravery
A young J, before he ever was Soldato J, tries to prove himself. Pre-Zonder War Red Planet fic.
GaoGaiGar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Complete
The Link Trainer reviews
A young Jet has a nice Christmas for once. One-shot.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
When God Rises reviews
Getting the team back together was all Jet ever wanted, and he'd do anything to do so. Takes place during Re:Cyborg.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Jet/002 - Complete
Progenitor reviews
After Conclusion: Gods War, Albert wakes up alone in the distant future. Humanity has been wiped out and only Cyborg clones remain, separated into factions living in their own city states. Despite his sudden title as a sacred Progenitor, there is little he can do within the city walls and he strikes out on a quest to reunite the factions and find his lost teammates. 2001 series.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Albert/004
Lazarus reviews
What drives a man to commit such atrocities against humanity and nature? It's always family. Set before and during 009 re:Cyborg.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Jet/002 - Complete
The Layman's Ragnarok reviews
Captured by the gods of Asgard, the 00 cyborgs are powerless to stop the gods' rampage across the world, until Jet comes up with a plan to defeat them on their own terms. By inciting a fake Ragnarok. An alternate ending for the Yggdrasil Arc, 1979 series.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Joe/009, Jet/002
The Hammer and the Forge reviews
AU. Loki, prince of Jotunheim, assisted Odin in the war in order to end it and was rewarded by being named Odin's blood-brother. Yet even among the Aesir he dreams of power and finds the best way to get it is through Thor. Eventual Thor/Loki.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,611 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Loki, Thor
Child of Yggdrasil reviews
It started a thousand years ago when Odin cleaved his only son in two, but the story did not truly begin until Loki went to the Avengers and demanded they help him steal the Tesseract from Odin. The team had a good laugh at that, until Thor agreed.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Thor, Loki
Making Monsters reviews
5 Times Loki loved his children, then the tale of Vali Lokison. Loki's adolescent son deals with the loss of his father and his own hurting family, all the while working his way upward in the house of Odin, right to the throne itself. Some Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Loki
For Me, For You reviews
"You are my son." Loki turns slowly, afraid to look down at his Jotun hands and instead turning his beseeching eyes to his father. He sees himself. The man he was meant to be. What he'd left behind all those ages ago.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Loki, Odin - Complete
Until It Burns reviews
On Jotunheim, there is no greater partnership than that of a warrior and a sorcerer, and there were none better than Gymir and Utgarda Loki. The two are chosen to escort Bestla to Asgard to marry the Aesir King, Bor. Things never go as simply as planned.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/13/2011
And All the Vegetables Too reviews
It was then that Frigga remembered that her beloved second son was not a god, but mortal.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Loki, Frigga - Complete
Forgotten Sons reviews
Q sends the Enterprise three hundred years into the future to mediate between the Federation and a long lost colony, but both sides seem intent on keeping secrets that could jeopardize them all.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2011 - J. Picard, Data
Trickster reviews
Pre-film. Loki has always been one for mischief and causing trouble. What many seem to forget is that he was also the one to deal with said troubles. Stories of Loki and Thor based roughly on the myths.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Loki, Thor
Pieces reviews
Despite everything, Data is declared property and removed from the Enterprise. Years later, Picard is ordered to test run one of Maddox's prototypes, and begins to see shades of a friend long thought lost. "Measure of a Man" AU.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - J. Picard, G. LaForge
The Way is Up reviews
Post-Nemesis. Lore is reactivated to find himself coerced by the eldest surviving Soong android into assisting in his personal quest. The goal: recover Data.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Lore, Data
Eldest reviews
"When he had hatched and lay exhausted he looked up into the face of another like him who had broken from his egg previously, one of four. Siblings, if a baby turtle could comprehend such a thing." One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
What the Chain reviews
The first step to clan leadership was losing his name, it only became harder from there. A somewhat plotless story about Tygra and the other Thundercats' youth on Thundera.
ThunderCats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009
Liquid ID reviews
Musings on the concept of identity for a Time Lord. One Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Hourglass reviews
The reincarnations of the heroes are collected to stop a new threat. But how can this be done when one of their own turns his back to pursue ambitions left long undone? Chapter 18: More pointless stuff!
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,132 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 5/20/2002
My Poetic Birkenstocks reviews
Second generation fic. Mr. Turner, still teaching at John Adams High, gains a new student recently moved from New York: the son of his most memorable students.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2004
Child of White, Soul of Black reviews
What if, in Legends, Raistlin and Crysania concieved a child? Twelve years later that child, harboring doubts and confusion, leaves the Temple in Palanthas on a quest to discover the truth. Chap.5: the road to the High Clerist Tower.
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 10/1/2002
Dragons of Failing Street Lamps reviews
An AU fic. The DL story, only Krynn has been modernized, altering everything. Our hero's pretty much have the same goal: to get out. That changes at the arrival of two countrymen and their staff. Chap2: Tanis the taxi driver and Raistlin's magical weed!
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 5/9/2002