Hello, hello. You seem to have found my profile page. Some things you may want to know about me...

- I go by...

WIB, Wibbipedia, Leslie, Meet Me Where We Met, The Iliaddict, [insert creativity here]...

- I turned fourteen as of May twelfth, 2011. Excellent. :D

- I graduated eighth grade on May 31st, 2011. Success. :D

- I'm a ridiculous blonde. Don't judge. Please?

- Yeah, uhhh... I can't think of much else... Oh! I love PJO, HP, The Kane Chronicles, The 39 Clues, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicolas Flamel, The Hunger Games, The Heroes of Olympus (Well, there's only one book so far, but I'm waiting anxiously, ), Chasing Redbird -- a book by Sharon Creech that I read when I was little and still love --, the Hermux Tantamoq series, and, uh... /Will edit as seen fit./

- Oh! My favorite musical groups are Arcade Fire, Voxtrot, The Killers, MGMT, Phoenix, Weezer, Simon & Garfunkel, The Beatles, The Young Veins, The Decemberists, The Shins... /Will edit as seen fit./

- I've been looking at a lot of profile tests/quizzes lately, but only one of the questions interests me: What would you name your children? I say, when I adopt, I will have a girl named Belfry, another daughter named Evidently, and a boy named Simon.

My Spell Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

~Anonymous

Deuces:

"New Pledge of Allegiance"

Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the rule

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd.

If scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the 'unwed daddy', our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,

We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here, I must confess,

When chaos reigns; the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; my soul please take!

Amen

~ Fifteen-year-old Arizona Student

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Check.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Check.

You write fanfictions about the book. Check.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. Check.

Everything reminds you of the book. Check.

You quote random lines all the time. Check. "I want to use the dam water fountain."

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. Check. I conquer the Dark Lord in my spare time. Pretty sweet, right?

You've read a book more than five times. Check. That goes without saying, really.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. Check! Who do you take me for?

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. I'm still quite annoyed with JK Rowling for killing off Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Mad-Eye Moody, Dumbledore, Snape, Dobby, Bellatrix, and Voldemort... But they all had to die for the series to be so good!

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. Check and check.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. I don't really mind. I know they're fictional. I'm not that delusional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. Not really. Unchecked.