I'm 23, Female, and Canadian. I'm not new to the site , or even to writing fan fiction, but since what I write here will be of a significantly different tone and composition (read: Way Smuttier) than anything I've written before, I've decided to start afresh.

I jump fandoms a lot, and I'm absolutely terrible at planning - Most of what pops up here will probably be things that came to me in the tiny hours of the morning while I was thinking about peanut butter or something. When it comes to writing, I don't tend to have any particular attachment to one couple verses another, cannon, off cannon or what have you. I have a very strong aversion to writing fics from books. At the moment it seems to be some Slash-tastic True Blood and a sprinkling of less slashy Labyrinth fic (Who do you slash there? Toby? Hoggle? No thanks.) Maybe one day Doctor who, but then it would be strictly eleven/TARDIS, and I'm not terribly certain what category that falls under.

So! For now, if you do nothing else, please read and enjoy. That's what we're all here for isn't it?

ON SUE:

Listen: I've been floating around here since there were fewer Harry potter books than Star Wars sequels, and I have seen my share of Sues. I've written my share of Sues too - stories that happily never made it onto the internet. But I have been convinced to change my mind about the Sue and so should you. I encourage all fanfic writers and readers to read:

Why "Mary Sue" is a Sexist trope: http:///post/13913540194/mary-sue-what-are-you-or-why-the-concept-of-sue-is

[From the Adventures of Comic Book Girl blog]

Why "The Mary Sue": http:///why-the-mary-sue/

[ from the lovely folks over at 'The Mary Sue']

TL;DR: You know who is really the archetypical Mary Sue? Batman.

Status: If I tell you anything, apparently my keyboard turns into a foreign entity, and refuses to type sensible words for me. But maybe I'll write a saueria.nzkjwnazienthuez uaeas,.ru u,.a psya . beash thiugn bleh Okay. See what I mean?

Upcoming Projects

Untitled Favours sequel: Is mostly written. It's also mostly stalled.

Untitled future project of undefined nature and fandom: Will happen when my fingers start twitching uncontrollably and I have way to much to do at work.

Ongoing Projects

Merlotte True Blood/M/BillxSam (ongoing)

Sam's dreams from episode 301 continue, graphic dirty and raw. I've decided to write some more, and will attempt to follow cannon as the episodes progress, but it'll probably get thrown out the window pretty quickly. Lemon, slash, with some non-con, hinted beastiality. Take these warnings seriously - this fic is not for everyone. Status: This is probably not going anywhere - Sorry! I have no more Samxbill mojo, as the show has made me hate them both :(

Complete Projects

Trading Favours True Blood/M/PamxSookie (Oneshot, Complete)

Sookie takes a trip to Fangtasisa and finds Pam, who decides to cure Sookie of a peculiar phobia that she developed about fangs with a trip down south. Lemon, Girl on girl (on girl). I'm leaving this as - is without continuation for now - sorry folks, that part is left to your imagination! Update: Unfortunately Trading favours didn't win the lemon tart award for best femmeslash, but it was an honour to be nominated :)

Buttermilk Biscuits True Blood/T/Summer (Oneshot, Complete)

A tiny lttle 1000 word ficlet about Summer, who thinks about Hoyt, waiting and biscuits. Angsty and a little sad.

The Babe Labyrinth/M/GoblinKingxSarah (Oneshot, Complete)

Written because the Goblin King offered to be Sarah's slave, and I wanted to know why. Tamer on the sex, because under-age stuff squicks me out, but not on the sadism, because having a teenage girl slice a man's back to ribbons does not, apparently.