The L.M.Q.ofG
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Joined 06-08-10, id: 2395239, Profile Updated: 12-30-12
Author has written 4 stories for Monsters vs. Aliens, Veggie Tales, Pokémon, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Soul Eater.

Good to know ya! You can call me The Lean Mean Queen of Green or The L.M.Q.ofG for short. The avatar is Bridget from Mew Mew Power (or Lettuce from Tokyo Mew Mew) and is perfect because its all green and her power is water.


About me:

I found this site on accident and fell in love. I swear I wish I found it sooner, I did this kind of thing in my head all my life. I am quite and shy when I first meet someone and as crazy and outgoing as the cat in the hat when I get to know you.

Note this I am a Christan and take it seriously. No I won't force my beliefs done your throat I will respect whatever you believe and ask you do the same. I absolutely love fantasy lore and legends. I also have a scientific mind and an obsession with anything to do with the ocean and it will show in my writings. I plan to major in marine biology my only problem is... I LIVE SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF LANDLOCKED AMERICA!!!! Haha I would chose something different if I didnt love it so much (What ya gonna do?).

I have five dogs: two dashunds (Toby and Dash), a yorkie poo (Cooper), two rotweiller mixes (Bella and Betsy).

Gender(if it isn't obvious by now): Shela

Appearance: medium height on the short side green eyes dirty blond hair pale on the borderline of tan skin

Clothes: normal, blue jeans a fun t-shirt emerald earrings,

Trainer Self; black shirt with Zekrom pattern, ball cap that looks like a joltik, light blue capri pants with a brown belt slanting slightly, dark blue shoes

Name: Paige (thats all you're getting)

Age: 17 and counting

Fave colors: blue and green

TV show: Law and Order SVU, The Office, Outsourced, The Biggest Loser, Wipeout, Mythbusters, Wizards of Waverly Place, Kenan and Kel, Home Improvement, The Nanny, Phineas and Freb, Ozzy and Drix, Jimmy Neutron, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Ouron Highschool Host Club

Bands and artist: Relient K, Newsboys, Train, The Beatles, Elton John, Brandon Heath, Carrie Underwood, Toby Mac, Adele

Likes: ice cream, cloudy days, thecomputernerd01 on you tube, veggie tales, cliches, contradictions, holidays, swimming, marching band(if you think I'm a nerd THEN YOU DO IT!), anime, laughing(nothing feels better), a pair of jeans that fit just right, when my hair is soft after blow drying, a warm blanket in winter, a good video-game, , Pokemon, Harry Potter

Dislikes: Ke$ha, people who act like they run the world, skinny jeans(they mock me), girls acting stupid cuase they think its cute, guys who disrespect girls cause they thinks it makes them cool, stereotypes

Quotes:

Nerd "Kel what are you doing?" Kel "Studing the dictoinary, man they got a word for everything!"

"life's wonderfull if you have a cookie." BehindtG

If you think,...then

Marching band isn't hard: Try memorizing dozens of set spots, running 100 yard dashes from spot to spot(with the occasional person tripping making it 100 yard hurtles), knowing the difference between blowing as loud as your lungs will allow and blowing a little louder than that, marching in the freezing snow and burning heat, running the same performance 278 times each time the directer says 'one more time', ALL while playing competitive music by memory

Swimming isn't a sport: come to any high school team practice talk to the coach about it PRAY YOU SURVIVE!!! You will be put through 100 butterflies (not the pretty bug, throughing out your arms and moving your whole body in a wave) and 500 freestyles (swimming for up to 10 minutes strait)

Stories in progress:

The Knife of the Huntress: Monsters vs Aliens series, quote:"Maybe I am a monster... I don't know, I tried to do my best under the circumstances. But its no excuse."

Melanin James: Osmosis Jones, a different way, summary:Osmosis Jones done in a female way. There is a deadly aliment in the veins and only one chance to stop him.

Everything We Know is Wrong: Inheritance Series and How To Train Your Dragon crossover, summary: Everything the vikings knew about dragons was wrong. All Eragon was taught to be false was true. What happens when fate brings these two more alike than the think heroes together?

The Tradgedy of Gallade and Gardenvoir: Shakespears greatest tradgedy with a complete pokemon cast!

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My Price to Pay by Katfosel reviews
After a hard battle with a strange Kishin that calls himself 'Pride', Maka, Kid, and BlackStar are all grievously wounded and sent from their world to another. Alone and without their weapon partners, the three resign themselves to their fate. But who's this blond kid? -told in drabbles-
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 18,834 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012
Thematic Drabble collection on Francoeur by SailorYue reviews
These are a collection of drabble/shortfics all about our loveable flea Francoeur. Each chapter revolves around a certain subject of my choosing and what not. Each chapter will also have a different genre. One can be cute, one can be hurt/comfort, one could be comedy. things like that. A Monster in Paris is not my property.
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,661 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Francoeur
Madness of the Philosopher's Stone by The L.M.Q.ofG reviews
The Philosopher's stone holds the unimaginable powers of alchemy without limit or restriction. It also wields the agony of countless human souls. And there isn't witch worth her salt that doesn't want it.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,098 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012
The Natural History of Pokemon by Shadow Wasserson reviews
If pokemon were real animals, what would they be like? Read this handy guide to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 57,692 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009
Heir to Darkness by J1210 reviews
The Heartless have destroyed Amestris and The Elric brothers are thrown into an quest to restore their world, joining with Keybladers and friends. The unified wrath of Org. 13 and Homunculus both on different agenda's seek to obliterate any who oppose.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 139,131 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sora, Edward E. - Complete
The Metal Arm by FamousFault reviews
One-shot: Tony Stark stumbles upon a peculiar metal arm that he simply can't figure out. Ed wants it back and is coming to get it.
Crossover - Ironman & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/8/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Edward E. - Complete
The Knife of the Huntress by The L.M.Q.ofG reviews
Old and new foes, new friends and allies. An older monstress who will change the others lives as well as her own. Will the monsters be able to deal with all thier own drama and still save the world? Rated T just to be safe. Dr.C/Susan Link/OC
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010
Growing Pains by Ritsu Kasanoda reviews
Little Ritsu Kasanoda going through puberty. How awkward and embarrassing is that?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - R. Kasonada - Complete
Search for the Lost Legends by Solora Goldsun reviews
Lugia and Ho-Oh are being used by Team Rocket as a source of ultimate Power. Arceus calls upon the Earth humans, Ben, Gwen, and Kevin to team up with their new partners and unite the Legendary Birds and Beasts. Will peace be restored to the Pokemon world?
Crossover - Pokémon & Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Arceus, Ben T.
Struggles by Ginseng Love reviews
In hiding and free, everything seems alright. But they can't stay under the radar forever, and trouble starts to stir. Dr. Cockroach PoV, Dr.C/Susan, Sequel to "Locked" and "Running".
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Running by Ginseng Love reviews
I'd hoped it would get easier over time, but it seems I have no such luck. It's been two months since Susan's departure... Dr. Cockroach's PoV. Sequel to 'Locked'. Dr.C/Susan
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,136 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Locked by Ginseng Love reviews
Deemed too dangerous for the public, the monsters find themselves locked up again, and some begin to wonder what they really want out of their life. Dr. Cockroach POV. Eventual DrC/Susan.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
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Madness of the Philosopher's Stone reviews
The Philosopher's stone holds the unimaginable powers of alchemy without limit or restriction. It also wields the agony of countless human souls. And there isn't witch worth her salt that doesn't want it.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,098 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012
The Tragedy of Gallade and Gardevoir reviews
Shakespears greatest Tragedy with a complete pokemon cast!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Gallade/Erlade, Gardevoir/Sirknight
The Knife of the Huntress reviews
Old and new foes, new friends and allies. An older monstress who will change the others lives as well as her own. Will the monsters be able to deal with all thier own drama and still save the world? Rated T just to be safe. Dr.C/Susan Link/OC
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010
Son Light: A lesson in the value of a Promise reviews
Parody of Twilight done Veggie style, Can Stella learn the value of a promise with the help of Edwin Lullen? Could be considered a PetuniaXLarry.
Veggie Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010