Sorry for not updateing. This is a little lament for the scallion complaining he didn't have a name. Also a parody of the wizard of Oz's If I Only had a Brain, Heart, Home, the Nerve, so it its to the tune.

When I Finally have a Name

The scene opens up to a picture of the scallions on the silly song screen. They are together in a trio for singing. Archibald as the narrator's voice comes on.

"And now it's time for wishful songs with nameless the Scallions; the part of the show where the nameless Scallions come out and sing a wishful song. Today the leader is in a document office waiting in line for his heart's desire." Leader scallion is in a waiting room sitting next to the old scallion Charlie (I think, Larry calls him that in Moe and the Big Exit) who is holding a magazine.

Charlie: "So, what will you do with a name when you have one?"

Leader Scallion brightens: "Do? Why when I have I name….

I will say it all the hours,

Write it on the towers,

Announce it to the cool and lame" the leader bobs to a pipe tune. Charlie frowns.

Charlie: "where'd the music come from?"

Scallion: "I will prance,

You'll call me Larry,

Maybe a king named Jerry when I finally get a name!"

Charlie: "I didn't come for a musical…" he gets up and hops out, but the Scallion is oblivious.

Scallion: "oh I, could tell you why,

My name is cool and more,

My orders will not get mixed up again for sure,

And the name tag, will be blank no more!

When I finally have a name!" he hops to carrot that is waiting and gets right in his face.

Scallion: "Picture me, the casting, (the singing tune is gone)

No more secondary roles that no one remembers even though you've been here since the very first show and is the best villain ever presented (the carrot backs off slowly with a scared look on his face) with so many practical applications and talents and(jumps up and down) and BLANK FAN LETTERS!" the scallion pants. Everyone stares and backs away.

Scooter the Carrot at the desk yells out "Next!" Scallion hops up, "Sign here please, and your new name." he hand the Scallion a tag and his eyes grow wide. Without looking at the tag he grabs it.

Scallion: "Yes, fin-nal-ly the name that will bring fame to me-ee!" he twirls. Scooter grimaces.

Scooter: "no high notes please." The scallion closes his eyes; stretches just a bit more, and…

R-R-RRIIIPPPPP! The tag is sucked into a fan and shredded to a million pieces! Scooter gasps.

Scooter: "Sorry sir; if you get back in line I can help you." The scallion looks behind him.

A line that stretches outside the office full of unnamed secondary characters is shown including the carrots and whole family of French peas.

Unnamed French pea: "Back of zee line!"

Random carrot behind: "You think we don't want names?" The scallion looks up and yells.

"NOOOOOOO!" the other two scallions start dancing around him.

Other Scallions: "you could read on in the credit,

Then lose it when he bet it, if he only has a name."

The previous picture comes up and the narrator speaks again.

"This has been wishful songs with the nameless scallions; tune in next time to hear Scallion 1 say"

Scallion 1: "Can I still get my taxes done?"