MAH TOTALLY AWESOME ACCOUNT!!

NAME: It's Waffle, (not real!), I know it's weird. Your gonna know I'm weird from meh stories though.

AGE: Why would you like to know?

BIRTHDAY: It's January 10th.

LIKES: Ouran High School Host Club fanfics, nice comments, meh bestest friends Cherry, Tropic Acorns, and Pastries, (not real!), crazy people, getting high, which happens often, and finally... waffles.

DISLIKES: Friggin' rude people, haters 'cuz they ain't sexy like me. Tch.

FAVE AUTHORS AT FIRST SIGHT!: Rockergirl0709, leshamarieinuyasha, penguin070594, MiharuandMitsukiownyoursouls, and ... drum roll please! *DRUM ROLL*

Sassybutt32!

APPEARANCE: Brown hair, brown eyes, glasses

ETHNICITY: Black and I'm proud

FAVE ARTIST(ART AND MUSIC): Justin Bieber! Don't hate 'cuz he sexy, *drools* Oh sorry... *regains composure* Leonardo da Vinci!

PS: If you go and diss Justin Bieber on my stories or anything, I will report you.

FAVE ANIME(S): OHSHC, Mamotte Lollipop!, Fruits Basket, Shugo Chara!, Lucky Star, and Full Moon 'O Sagashite

FAVE MANGA(S): OHSHC, Modotte Mamotte Lollipop! (2nd season of Mamotte Lollipop), Mamotte Lollipop!, Shugo Chara!, and +Anima.

FAVE ANIME/MANGA PAIRINGS: Haruhi x Tama-King! Kyoya x Tama-King! Twins x me! Hey I can dream! Honey, Hunny, or Hani x Mori, Takashi! Honey, Hunny, or Hani x me! Kyoya x Renge... kinda cute? End of OHSHC.

Nina x Zero. Nina x Ichi, Icchi, or Ichii. Ichi, Ichii, or Icchi x Zero! Rokka x Icchi, Ichi, or Ichii. San x Forte! End of Mamotte Lollipop/ Modotte, Mamotte Lollipop.

Tohru x Kyo. Yuki x Tohru. Shigure x me! Black Haru/ Haru x me! End of Fruits Basket. (Not many... O.o)

Amuto. TadAmu. YaKukai. Rima x Nagihiko. Rima x Nadeshiko. Utau x Kukai!! With Utau x Kukai all the way! That Hiragii girl x Amu... Forgot her first name... Y' know, that girl from Shugo Chara! PARTY!/ DOKKI DOKI!...? End of Shugo Chara! Series.

Cooro x Husky. Cooro x Nana. Husky x Nana. Husky x Nana x Senri. Very amusing for me. But Husky would get the girl, though. Rose x Senri! End of +Anima.

FAVOURITE
Color: light blue
Band: Skillet
Video game: IDK
Movie: Karate Kid
Book: The Outcasts of 19 Schuyler Place
Food: Strawberries
Game on a cell phone: ?IDK
CD: My World 2.0 by Justin Bieber
Flower: Hydrangeas
Scent: Waffle cuz it gets me high
Animal: Dolphin

Comicbook: IDK

Cereal: Cookie Crisp!

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: Recorder

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: I dont really watch tv that much...im usually on the computer...
Like to sing?: Yup even though I suck
Have a job?: No
Have a cell phone?: Yeah and I'm always texting
Like to play sports?: No I suck at all of them
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No

Have a crush on someone?: Yeah right
Have any special talents/skills?: Perseverance
Exercise daily?: Hell naw
Like school?: ... Are you really asking me that?

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: Can you? Nope, didn't think so

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: No

Speak any other languages?: No
Go a day without food?: No!
Remember your dreams: All the time
Read music, not just tabs?: Yup
Roll your tongue?: Purrrr. Take that as a yes
Eat a whole pizza?: I'm not that fat

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: I wish...
Snuck out of the house?: Nope.
Lied to get out of trouble?: Yup.
Had a computer crash?: No
Gotten lost in your city?: I'm not stupid

Seen a shooting star?: No
Been to any other countries?: No
Stolen something important to someone else?: No
Solved a rubiks cube?: No
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: No
Cried over a girl?: No... I'm not gay...
Cried over a boy?: No
Kissed a random stranger?: No!
Hugged a random stranger?: That would be funny, no though
Been in a fist fight?: No...
Been arrested?: No
Done drugs?: No
Had alcohol?: One time

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: No
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Yes
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: When I was 4-5
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Nope.
Swore at your parents?: Nope. My mom would slap the crack out of my behind!
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: I have. It was hilarious!
Been to a casino?: Nope

Ran over an animal and killed it?: No!
Broken a bone?: No
Gotten stitches?: No
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Nope
Made homemade muffins?: No
Bitten someone?: yeah xDD
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: No
Burped in someone’s face?: Yeah!

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: This morning
Cried: Can't remember cuz it wuz so long ago!
Went to the bathroom: 30 mins ago
Saw a movie in a theater: When Iron Man 2 came out
Read a book: Yesterday
Had a snow day: 2009 I think in Texas
Had a party: January 2009

Went to a doctor: Year ago
Tripped in front of someone: Can't remember
Went to the grocery store:
Got sick: January 2010
Got cursed: I don't get what your talking about

This a whole lot of other shit I found on the internet, well to me it's on Firefox.:

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

This was made by RockerGirl0709. If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Gakuen Alice Alphabet

A is for Alice, which all students have

B is for Bother, which Mikan 'supposedly' does to Natsume

C is for Christmas Ball, which Natsume kissed Mikan -manga-

D is for Dodgeball, which is the game Mikan played

E is for Elderly, which is Mikan's grandfather

F is for Festival, which Alice Academy holds often

G is for Gay, which Narumi is at first glance

H is for Hotaru, who is Mikan's best friend

I is for Ignorant, which is Natsume's feature

J is for Jii-chan, which Mikan calls her grandfather

K is for Kokoroyome, who has the mind-reading Alice

L is for Love, which Mikan and Natsume are totally in

M is for Money, which Hotaru desires

N is for Nullification, which is Mikan's first Alice

O is for Otonashi, who is a girl that has the past-present-future Alice

P is for "Pervert!", which Mikan screams at Natsume/ also: P is for Polka-dots, which one of Mikan's patterns on her panties

Q is for Quiet, which Mikan's class never is

R is for Ruka, who is Natsume's best friend

S is for S.E.C., which is Mikan's second Alice

T is for Tsubasa, who is Mikan's sempai

U is for Undies, which Natsume sees daily

V is for Vengeance, which Mikan hopes to do

W is for Won, which Mikan did during dodgeball

X is for X-ray, which Mikan needs to figure out if she has a brain

Y is for Yura, Otonashi's first name

Z is for Organization Z, which is important in the story line -manga-

This was made by me Waffle. If you have not seen this before now, C+P it into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

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This is Kitty.

SUPPORT THE KITTY!

Copy & paste this in your profile. Kitty will rule the world!! K? :D

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Quick! Write 12 of your fave OHSHC in no order!

1. Kaoru Hitachiin

2. Hikaru Hitachiin

3. Haruhi Fujioka

4. Tamaki Suoh, Suo

5. Honey, Hunny, or Hani/ Mitsukuni Haninozuka

6. Mori/ Takashi Morinozuka

7. Renge Hoshakuji (that's her name right?)

8. Kyoya Ootori

9. Ranka/ Ryoji Fujioka

10. Umehito Nekozawa

11. Bun-Bun, or Usa-chan

12. Misuzu Fujioka, Haruhi's crossdressing uncle- ahem, aunt.

1. Have ya ever read a six x eleven fanfic?

- Yeah, it was real cute. Honey, or whatever you call em, lost his bunny at the host club. Then Mori found it for him.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

-Well, he's cool for Haruhi, but not for me. He's an 8, my opinion, in my hotness chart. Kaoru's my type.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

- I would say... WTF man?? Does Misuzu even know Kyoya like that?!

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

- Yeah, it was a kind of "father-daughter" fluffs.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

-Hell to the no. If it was one of those crack pairings... maybe, MAYBE Hikaru could get with Mori...

6. Five x nine or five x ten?

- I swear I was cracking up at the results! Honey x Ranka or Honey x Nekozawa! You and me both know the answer. N-O.

7. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

-Uh, Haruhi followed the twins for once on their pranks for Nekozawa. But the twins escaped when Nekozawa noticed. Haruhi didn't. So now... let's just say she has something swaying behind her. How was that? The thing swaying behind her was a cat tail.

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

- Yes. Some people love Kyo x Kao.

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt or Comfort fic?

- WTH man! Renge and Misuzu?! Ughhhhhhhhh, the images!

10. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fan fics?

-Uh, no they don't like anime. (gasps from audience) I know right!

11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

- I could and again, they don't like anime... .' (another gasp) I know right!

12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

- For the last damned time! They don't like anime! (yet again, a gasp) I GET IT!!

13. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

- "My collection of Belzelnoff is complete!" or some crap on the lines of that.

14. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

- Give me da money! (Is that even a real song? I made it up)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

- Don't read if your're a hater of bunnies, cuteness, or smexy guys!

16. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

- Ughhhhhhhhh, the images! Hikaru and Nekozawa!? WTH! Fin here's my best try. It will be bad:

Neko: Hey, Twin 1, or twin 2, wanna see my collection?

Hika: Your collection of what?!

Hikaru runs away screaming, "Perv!"

Neko: My collection of Belzelnoff... oh well.

Told d'ya it was bad.

I'm not gonna use bold unless it's important. Starting... NOW! No, now!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this crap!

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~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. My god-aunt... she's living with it.

A black man walked into a bar and sat beside a white man. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you think racism is wrong, copy and paste this.

Pick 10 characters from Ouran High School Host Club and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Honey, Hunny, or Hani

2. Tamaki

3. Renge

4. Hikaru

5. Mori

6. Ranka

7. Haruhi

8. Kaoru

9. Kyoya

10. Nekozawa

1. One woke you up at 12 midnight, what's your reaction?

- Awww, Honey come on and sleep with me if your scared. (Turns to audience and eyes twinkle evilly)

2. Two asked you to go out, seriously: reaction?

I'm sorry, but no.

3. Three walked in on you while you're changing or taking a shower, choose one: reaction?

What the Hell's she doing in my house..? Anyway, changing, and I'll shoot her. Kyouya... I did you a favor.

4. Four announced he/she is marrying nine, reaction?

Hell to the no. You and Kaoru are M-I-N-E. You've got three seconds to cancel the wedding before I slap you silly.

5. Five cooked you dinner, what was the conversation?

Really... you picked one of the characters that say the least and dare ask me what the Hell was the conversation? Here it is:

Me: Sooooo. Why did you cook me dinner.

Mori: Ah.

Me: I'm leaving. (couldn't take the silence so left)

Mori: Ah.

6. Six was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping:

- All I can say is: WTH!?

7. Seven confessed he/she was going to be part of your family:

Awww, Haruhi, you're always welcome.

8. Eight made it in the hospital:

Kaoru!? I'd die first before you! Plus Kaoru... We didn't have seual intercourse yet!

9. Nine made fun of your friends:

Leave him alone because he has information about my several murders- Ahem, my several... secrets? Sorry Cherry and Pastries, but... would like to skate with me this weekend or join me in jail?

10. Ten is ignoring you:

I wouldn't notice. Actually... I wouldn't care.

11. Two serial killers are hunting you down, what will One do?

Beat the absolute crap outta them. Or get Mori to do an ambush. Or... (goes into Otaku mode saying how Honey would do this or do that)

12. You're on a vacation with Two. What will he/she do when you "accidentally" get in an "accident?"

#1. Why the Hell would I be on my Vacay with him?

#2. He would dramatize about how if Haruhi got that he would die instead of actually doing something.

13. It's ya birthday! What will Three give you?

Probably a magazine on NANA. Damned Otaku.

14. You're in a house on fire. What will Four do?

- He'll probably call the house department. And when we're out of the house... let's just say... THREESOME! Me, Hika, Kao. No wait FOURSOME! Me, Hika, Kao, and Honey.

15. You're about to do something embarrassing, what will Five do?

- Say ah.

16. You're about to marry Eight. What is Six's reaction?

Two words: Fuck. You. This is the happiest day of meh life.

17. You got dumped. What will Seven do?

Treat me to commoner's food.

Haruhi: Hey! I didn't agree to tha-!

Me: Shut up.

18. You're agree about the break up afterward. How does Eight calm you down?

Kiss me.

19. You compete in a tournament. How does Nine help you?

- Kyoya doesn't help me at all.

20. You can't stop laughing. What does Ten do?

Puts a curse on me to make me keep on laughing. Probably because of the stuff I helped the twins pull off.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in the media.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

I ran with scissors and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two lefts do.

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen to, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

a day without sunshine...is...well...night...

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

I’m not afraid of death what’s he gonna do kill me?

When you want to insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. so when you insult them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes!

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adam

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

The road to success is always under construction.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Being mature is overrated.

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

Man, 'Being Mature' is 18, that's why I can't watch it.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted...

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
XYou're overly eccentric in everything you do.
X You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 3

Kyoya Cool Type:

XYou wear glasses (sometimes)
X You are known for being "evil".
Your favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
XYou never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 4

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
X You love cakes and sweets.
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
X You are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
XYour favourite subject is math

Total: 3

Mori Wild Type:

X You're the tallest out of your friends
You only talk when you need to
X You're protective of people you care for.
You favorite food is Japanese food
X When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
X You're not much of a leader but more of a follower (Depends on the situation)

Total: 4

Hikaru Devil Type:

X You and your sibling have a strong bond
You're a very cynical person.
X You like to mess with your sibling
You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
X You like Italian food
X You get jealous easily
You don't make friends easily

Total: 4

Kaoru Devil Type:

X You like to play games
Favorite subject, English
X You enjoy cosplay
X You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
X You're very forgiving
X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
X You like playing tricks on people

Total: 6 (Holy...)

Haruhi Natural Type:

X You don't care about trivial things like appearance
X You're tight with money
X You get along with guys well
X You're blunt about everything
X You're an excellent cook.
X You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
X People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 8 (Holy Shit!!) Good By! So I'm Haruhi, eh?

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Hey!
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. That's really offensive.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. ...Sometimes...

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. No I don't, it's their problem. They steer their own life.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I don't. Your religion is yours to keep.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. Hey, I just like the breeze.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I'm pretty, but I'm still a virgin!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. Don't like like that? I don't give a f*k.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I am not! I loved singing, and a lot of people do too.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. No, I'm just really tomboy-ish.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. No!
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm not ready yet. I'll wait for the right time and the right guy.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. Hey, tomboy remember?
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I literally LOL'd. Both are so true!
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I've only thigh fat, every girl has them.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. This is gettin' on my f-ing nerves.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. So not true, they pilot their the way they want it.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe that JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. That is offensive, but I do believe he's more than a brotha. LULZ
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. So? That's called being unique.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. Depends...
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. Yeah, I luvs me the melon!
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. No, it's just that I'm dark enough.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I don't even party even though I'm crazy enough to.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. No, everyone has quality.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. All true.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. Only that time of the month.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. It's just the way my hair works.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I've never ridden a house.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. Yeah, 80% true.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. Okay, maybe for Kaoru Hitachiin.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I'm not so athletic...
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. Not emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. Maybe...
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I never
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. Only Yaoi.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I'm popular in body and spirit.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. Uh-nh!
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I only chat to safe websites.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. Yeah, I'm against it.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. Only a bit.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I love peaceful, quiet moments.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I don't know what they're doing.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.(lol)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. WTH?!
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. So?
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'll tell them, if I want to tell them...only if I want to tell them.

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled.Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations.Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generousand egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Ima, yes, my real name(eye-mah/e-mah)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Imaizzle O.O

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Cerulean Dolphin, I quote- O.O

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current nickname): Monday Princess, weird

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Esiimene, kinda works...

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Sprite, awesome!

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mioani?

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): ?, she won't tell me DX

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) : Black Meyuki, don't ask

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a hit woman. I kill only males that use dumb pick-up lines. Like you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Add this to you profile if you you think it's funny:

Father:"Your in big trouble miss!"
Chid: "I didn't do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the face?..."
Child: "My foot slipped.."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ...

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,Mystic Katt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice, Belle of da Ball, Kitty Kat K.O., War Is Over If You Want It, queenofallturtles, oOWaffles-and-SyrupOo,

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of people won't STFU about God. Copy & paste if you're part of the 2 percent who will.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of our teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Kitty Kat K.O., War Is Over If You Want It, queenofallturtles, oOWaffles-and-SyrupOo,

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you are part of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

DeviantArt: I-like-meh-waffles

FictionPress: WaffleCaramellDansen

http:///?qh=&section=&q=drunken+stick#/d2599hb Click this for a laugh!

5/10/10- I'm sorry for all you people who liked my story, xXThe Doors The Rei Twins OpenedXx, but I'm deleting it. I have just lost the motivation to keep on going at it. But I'll make a new story. I've already got an idea for a 'slice-of-life' kind of thing.

5/15/10- Hey, I just released a story to fulfill my old story. Also, I'm making another story called 'Our Targets: Hikaru and Kaoru.' Go to my stories section to see a summary of it! This little place will be my blog from now on to forever! *Evil laughs*

5/21/10- Sup, it's been awhile since I've updated my blog. Anyway, I submitted a chapter to 'Sakura Hana Petals' so go check that out. Please give me dares to post! Also, I am updating 'Our Targets' so be cheering for me! Bye.

5/28/10- Wassup my brothas! I just updated my story 'Our Targets' with a new chapter! So go check it out and review! That's really all... Oh yeah! My new avatar. Waffles, my new bo. He looks so appetizing with butter and maple syrup... Mmm. Whoops! Dirty thoughts! Well bye-bye! Review and fave me suckas! One more thing! I'm currently working on a new anime category. Dun dun dun! Gakuen Alice! I've watched the anime and am reading the manga. It's just some online chat room kinda thing so don't take it seriously! Bye-bye for reals!

6-2-10- Heyy! I just made my story 'Alice is Online!' Yay, the more stories and reviews the merrier! Bye!

6-7-10- Ughhhhh, writer's block sucks. On S.H.P. and O.T. And my motivation! You all have to give me feedback and I'll feed y'all back! Review, review, REVIEW! Wait 1 month (ends on 6-18-10) if y'all don't review! Come on, have a heart people! *sigh* Bye...

6-9-10- I updated S.H.P. so appreciate and review suckas! Also created a one-shot! Bye.

I forgot one thing... Happy birthday Hitachii twins!

6-11-10- Today I took a color personality quiz! My result:

Your color personality is: Green

It sounds like the hue you most relate to is green -- the color most evocative of nature. Adjectives such as kind, gentle, and contemplative likely describe you. You enjoy being involved with your neighbors and coworkers, but you also require plenty of time to yourself to recharge. You are social yet introverted, and modern but not trendy. Surround yourself with your signature color to create a restful, soothing environment. From sage to hunter, green can work well in virtually every room of your house. Use it generously to create a haven you'll love coming home to.

Take it too at: http:///bhg/quiz.jsp?quizId=/templatedata/bhg/quiz/data/whatsyourcolorpersonality_10232003.xml

6-13-10- Yesterday I created a new account. It will have my all my Ouran chaptered stories. It is called Cucumber Tea, yeah, so unlike me. To create such a name, but it is soothing to me. Maybe I'll try to make some cucumber tea... If it's a real tea... Okay, that's all, bye-bye!

Stories:(In Published Order)

Kotatsu - A Kagami and Konata one-shot. Complete. (Lucky Star)

Questioning Hosts - A dare show. Continuing. (OHSHC)

Sakura Hana Petals - A story feat. my other OC's. Two twins come and make the Hitachiin's world crazy. Mostly crazy with love and tons of world-breaking. Continuing. (OHSHC) Given to Cucumber Tea for continuation.

Our Targets - A story feat. my other three OC's. Three spies come to assassinate the twins, but three are in love with the twins and Honey and feel like they are betraying the host club. Continuing. (OHSHC) Given to Cucumber Tea for continuation.

Alice is Online! - The students in Alice Academy discover chat-rooms and chaos goes into the internet. Continuing. (Gakuen Alice/Alice Academy)

I'm Alone, Hikaru - Kaoru shares his hurt feelings. Slight yaoi. Complete. (OHSHC)

D-date? - Hikaru and Haruhi go on a date. Complete. (OHSHC)