Hello everyone! Back again! I'm thinking this may be the final chapter (I know I always say that, but I sort of mean it this time...) to concentrate on other projects.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club; a lady in Japan does, I can't think what her name is...

TheKing logged on

TheThirdSon logged on

ProudHonourStudent logged on

Mori logged on

CakeLuvr logged on

BananaBoy logged on

ProudHonourStudent: BananaBoy? What the hell...

TheKing: Arrghhh! What have you done with the twins! I don't know what you want, BananaBoy, but release our friends immediately, or I'll call the police! Don't think I won't!

TheThirdSon: Tamaki, calm down...

TheKing: Get your large yellow hands off them!

TheThirdSon: Tamaki!

BananaBoy: Lol! Gee, boss, it's only us.

BananaBoy changed their name to DoubleTrouble

TheKing: Guys! Don't scare me like that.

DoubleTrouble: Sorry, but what is the likelihood we were actually captured by a giant banana?

Mori: Well, BananaBoy does sound like the name of a super villain...

DoubleTrouble: We were going to suggest that Tamaki changes his name to BananaBoy... In honour of the Science Fair.

TheThirdSon: Speaking of the science fair, I'd like to say a thank you to Haruhi for winning the fair for us. No thanks to everyone else, who let the club down once again. Hunny, I'm sure you could have foreseen that bringing an explosive disguised as a cake would be banned on safety grounds. And Mori, after all your boasting, your mechanical wind-chime didn't even work.

Mori: I forgot to bring spare batteries.

TheThirdSon: And Tamaki, I don't know why yours didn't come in a higher place. I heard that it was something to do with the judges not being able to understand your booklet.

TheKing: Err...yeah... about that. Well, I typed it up onto my computer in French, because it's easier for me that way. When I finished, I translated it into what I thought was Japanese and printed it out. But it turned out to be in, erm...

DoubleTrouble: Swedish.

TheKing: ...Yeah.

ProudHonourStudent: Didn't you check them first?

TheKing: No.

ProudHonourStudent: Well, surely you noticed that the front cover was in the wrong language?

TheKing: There weren't any words on the front cover.

DoubleTrouble: Which brings us back to BananaBoy... All there was on the front cover was a drawing of a banana. Literally, nothing else.

TheKing: I did that to boost the excitement and mystery of my project! And plus, lots of words on the front cover will put children off.

ProudHonourStudent: Tamaki, they're children, not toddlers. They aren't going to throw a tantrum because your book has no pretty pictures.

DoubleTrouble: And, we think our unique breeding experiment deserved more recognition in the competition. Even though it went a bit wrong, it was still different!

TheKing: I'm sorry, but even I could have told you that trying to mate a hamster and a budgie wasn't going to work.

DoubleTrouble: Yeah, but imagine if it did! Flying hamsters; that would make us rich!

ProudHonourStudent: You already are stinking rich.

DoubleTrouble: Richer.

ProudHonourStudent: *sighs*

DoubleTrouble: We'd give you some.

TheKing: Stop flaunting your wealth in front of Haruhi! Have you no sensitivity to her pauper's ears? *shields Haruhi*

DoubleTrouble: Ah, lay off. And Kyoya, I don't know why you're complaining about our entries. You didn't enter anything.

TheThirdSon: I was sick! I had flu.

Mori: Well, you could have at least brought along your vomit for scientific analysis.

ProudHonourStudent: Ewww!

CakeLuvr: Yeah! I want to know why there's always carrot in it. Especially when I haven't eaten carrot in ten years.

TheKing: ...Anyway, let's not dwell on school. It's summer! We should have lots of fun and games while the weather is good.

DoubleTrouble: Oh no.

TheKing: Don't think I'm stopping at yesterday's game of charades.

CakeLuvr: No offence Tama-chan, but you're not very good at that game.

TheKing: That's a bit rude. I'm not that bad.

TheThirdSon: You're terrible. You just wave your arms about with an eccentric expression on your face, and hope we know what you're on about.

ProudHonourStudent: Andyou thought the Monarch of the Glen was a person.

TheKing: Well, isn't it?

ProudHonourStudent: No. It's a famous painting of a stag.

Mori: Can't be that famous. I've never heard of it.

TheKing: Maybe if you were a better audience, I would be a better performer. It doesn't help when I point to myself to communicate the word 'me'you all shout out 'idiot', 'mentally restricted','psychologically challenged'...

DoubleTrouble: Well, you are. You don't even know your alphabet.

TheKing: That's a lie! I do know my alphabet. Just not in the right order.

CakeLuvr: I think playing more of these games is a great idea, Tama-chan!

TheThirdSon: Maybe this time, Hunny, when we say roll, you should roll the dice, instead of literally rolling over.

Mori: Yeah, you crushed my hand, dude.

CakeLuvr: Sorry, but those rules were so confusing. Can we play an easier game this time?

ProudHonourStudent: Tiddly winks?

TheKing: I'll have you know, my 'winks' are quite big actually...

ProudHonourStudent: No, no! It's a game.

TheKing: It is? And what are you supposed to do?

ProudHonourStudent: Everyone is given a big coloured counter, say green. And you have the use the big counter to try and flip your smaller counters into a pot.

TheKing: ...

TheThirdSon: That sounds like the most pointless game in the world.

Mori: No, that's not fair! ... Curling is far worse.

TheKing: Is this one those improvised games involving household objects, invented by peasants to pass the time?

ProudHonourStudent: Hmf...

DoubleTrouble: Hey, instead of these crappy-assed board games, why don't we go bowling?

Mori: *sniff* But...they never have my shoe-size...

TheKing: Wow, a good idea from you two for once. Let's do that! It'll be fun.

TheThirdSon: I've got an even better idea than bowling. Maybe we could go on holiday?

ProudHonourStudent: Whoa, steady now. I can barely afford to do my weekly shop, never mind jetting off on holiday.

DoubleTrouble: Oh we'd pay for you. Don't worry your poverty-ridden head over it, Haruhi. You just need to worry about what clothes you're going to wear.

ProudHonourStudent: Oh... erm, clothes?

DoubleTrouble: Yes. Even in foreign countries people wear clothes. Who'd have thought?

ProudHonourStudent: Yeah, I know that. What's wrong with the clothes I normally wear?

DoubleTrouble: You have any swimwear?

ProudHonourStudent: Erm, I have shorts.

DoubleTrouble: Shorts? Right... you can't swim in shorts.

ProudHonourStudent: Guys do.

DoubleTrouble: You're not a guy, and we swim in trunks, not shorts. Geez, woman.

Mori: That's a lie! I don't swim in anything. Who's going to see you under all that water?

TheKing: Fish?

TheThirdSon: I'm sorry to disappoint you Mori, but we aren't going to a nudist beach.

Mori: Damn!

TheThirdSon: We're going to a normal beach. Everyone, you might as well start preparing the things you'll take. You'll need things like towels, sun-cream, sunglasses, hats, money...

TheKing: I wanna have a go at jet-skiing!

TheThirdSon: ...health insurance

DoubleTrouble: Camera...

Mori: Won't all that volcanic ash get in the way?

TheThirdSon: That ended months ago.

Mori: Oh, right. What's that dark cloud outside then?

DoubleTrouble: That would be what humans call a storm cloud.

ProudHonourStudent: Storm! *dives into broom cupboard*

TheKing: Now look what you did! You frightened her. She's probably gravely injured herself, jumping into that broom cupboard! We'll never get her through customs if she has a bucket lodged on her head.

DoubleTrouble: She'll never get through customs anyway. Not without a passport.

TheThirdSon: Ah... I knew there was something else we had to organise.

CakeLuvr: Don't bother. Just bribe passport control with cake.

DoubleTrouble: Erm, bribing guards with food may work in some crazy films you watch, Hunny, but not in real life.

CakeLuvr: Ah, c'mon! Who can say no a slice of cake?

DoubleTrouble: The guards can.

CakeLuvr: ... Even one with extra frosting?

ProudHonourStudent: Phew, false alarm. I looked outside and it appears to be sunny. I don't know what's going on with the weather over at your place, Mori... I didn't think you lived that far away either...

Mori: I just realised that it's a smoke cloud. My brother accidently set the shed on fire.

DoubleTrouble: Erm, isn't that kinda dangerous? You should ring a for a fire engine.

Mori: Nah. The rain from the storm will put it out.

Hope you enjoyed!