Hey wat's up people! its meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Name: Valorie

Age: I'll give you a hint, its between the ages 1-100

Sex: yes please!!! Haha jk, female

School: High school, Junior

Favorite fanfiction stories to read or write: Powerpuff girls, Powerpuff girls Z, and Sonic the hedgehog

What I like: Writing, drawing, wrestling (WWE and TNA), anything to do with outside, playing with friends (like sports), Xbox, my hat, and pranks, random love moments, Winter

What i hate: Girly girls, bitches, popular people (the asshole ones), Lazy people, etc.

Personality: Sweet, shy, outgoing, tough (only when I need to be), respectful, powerful, smart, and most of all Sexy!!! ;)

Favorite PPG and PPGZ quotes of all time:

Blossom: So, now how do we get the money to afford the destructoray? Think, girls, think. Except you, Bubbles.

Narrator: The city of Townsville! What's this? People running for their lives? Yeah, yeah, what else is new?

Buttercup: [running] I'm using muscles I never even knew I had!

Mojo Jojo: But, but, but...
Blossom: But is right, and yours is about to get kicked!

Mojo Jojo: I swear that today is the day that I will develop a plan so diabolical and evil that I will crush the Powerpuff Girls. But first... I must attend to the dishes that I have soiled with the food that I have eaten.

Bubbles: Goodness gracious! Sir, you are being slowly digested. We need to get you to a hospital

Blossom: Have you ever tried robbing a bank? Amoeba Boys: [Shocked] That's impossible!

Amoeba Boys: [Interrupting the trial of the Girls] Hey, Powerpuff Girls!

Powerpuff Girls: Amoeba Boys![The Amoeba Boys are holding the cash bags from the robbery] Bossman: What’do we do with these?

Bossman: Blossom, come watch us do a crime!

[Mojo Jojo's letter to the Girls]Dear Powerpuff Girls, I have kidnapped Professor Utonium! I have taken him someplace against his will! If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He's with me - but not by choice! I took him and he didn't like it!This message is from, and was written by, Mojo Jojo. Bubbles: [after reading it] Who could have done this? [Blossom and Buttercup look annoyed]

Bubbles: [Picks up the phone] Hello? Mojo Jojo: Hello. May I speak to Professor Utonium? Bubbles: Who shall I say is calling? Mojo Jojo: Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.[Pause] Bubbles: [Yelling] PROFESSOR! There’s a stranger on the phone! Professor: [picking up the phone] Hello, Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you?

[holding a blanket to her cheek] Buttercup: I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter.

[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium] Buttercup: This is the professor - he's sort of our dad. He created us in his laboratory. Professor: Yes, uh... well, it was sort of an accident... Robin: That's okay, Professor - I was an accident, too!

[Boomer sees a fly buzzing over his head, and playfully swats at it] Brick: [annoyed] Pay attention! Bubbles: [giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating? Boomer: [trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again! Blossom: ... That doesn't even make sense. Boomer: I know you are, but what am I?!

Brick: You calling us STUPID?! Boomer: We'll show you stupid! [Boomer crosses his arms and smiles proudly. Brick slaps him]

Boomer: I don't care what they say; I'm not as dumb as I look.

Bubbles: What are we going to do?[Bubbles is dressed as Boomer] Bubbles: Well, how do I look? Boomer: [Boomer is now in his underwear] Boy, do you look dumb! Blossom: Need we say more?

Bubbles: [as Boomer] Uh, hi! It's me, Boomer, your brother! Brick: We know you're our brother. We're not as stupid as you!

Professor: [after Bubbles captures the Rowdyruff Boys on her own] Bubbles! I could hardly contain myself hiding in the closet.

Brick: You mean "we can blow things up and stuff? Mojo: MMmm hmmm. Brick: Anything? Mojo Jojo: Anything

Narrator: So once again, the day is saved! Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls

Buttercup: SHUT UP!

RANT!!!!!!! Please read because I'm sure your feel the same way!!! And just tolerate this stupidness of the first few paragraphs, I have a point to it at the end:

Your sitting at home, in your room, reading a fanfiction story about the Powerpuff girls and your starting to feel its getting good but oh no!!! The Powerpuff girls fall to the ground, all beat and torn and can't get up. The big, gigantic robot is stalking the girls and lifted up its foot and ready to bring the girls into a world of pain and suffering but right before it smashes the girl, the robot can't seem to bring it foots down all the way on the girl. Something is stopping it. The foot was being brought up against his will and was lifted up all the way off the grown. It was thrown across the sky and a brown (yellow, black, white, w.e color) streak fly straight toward the indestructible machine, the 3 PPG's combined couldn't defeat, sent a punch straight threw the head and breaks the whole thing. It fell to the ground and the three Puffs flew up towards their new sister.

"Wow Barbie (Or what ever name that starts with a B) you beat that robot better than us." Blossom supported.

"Yeah you the cutest and most smartest puff ever!!" Bubbles squealed and clapped.

"Totally, your even tougher than me and you should be the leader!" Buttercup winked at him.

"Good idea Buttercup! Here you go Barbie!" Blossom handed her a golden crown with diamonds and Bubbles brought her a golden cape. Buttercup hosted her on the shoulders and flew her towards a golden statue of their sister, Barbie.

"All hail the new mayor of Townsville!!!" The mayor placed a stash over her head and bow.

"All bow to the queen of the world!" Everybody in Townsville, including villains bowed to down to Barbie.

"Your so beautiful!!!!"

"Your the sexiest girl in the world."

"She's much better than all three Powerpuff girls combined!" The crowded cheered and hollered at her.

"You got that right." Buttercup commented.

"I know I'm the best!!"Barbie said and blew kisses to the crowd.

"YOUR EVEN BETTER THAN ME!!!" Princess shouted and kissed Barbie's feet.

"That's right! I'm the best in the word!!!" Barbie winked. ;)

Other characters or as people on fanfiction put it for short, OC's. Every once and a while, you'll come across a story with another Powerpuff or Powerpuffs added to the story. And that's awesome! I love to see people create new Powerpuff(s) and know what kind of personality they have and what part of the story do they have a roll in. Its fun, interesting, and keeps you on your toes but there always one problem. The author's OC's is the main star ... and doesn't that just PISS YOU OFF! Their character(s) is the smartest, cutest, and toughest person in the story. Even better than the PPG's themselves. That just ... OMG just pisses me off!!!! The reason the PPG's fit together so well is because they all have different personalities and handle things differently, that's what make things interesting. It doesn't make the story interesting if you make more than one smart/strict, cute/sensitive, or tough/hot-headed. They can have a little bit of each sister's traits but they should have their own personalty and for GOD SAKES!!! DO not make them better than the original PPG! That just ruins the whole story. Like seriously people, when you make an OC character make them have their own personality and own powers. All the other PPG's match each other. That's right they match each other. Blossom is just as powerful as Bubbles and Bubbles is just as powerful as Buttercup. So please people when you make your OC(s) in the story, make it seem real and not like the other wanna be Puff authors. There only on a few authors out there that make their OC's seem real and doesn't make them top dog like:

Msvampireprincess29

DarkPurpleVampireGirl

Coolgirl321 AKA Dazzling Bloom

And i would like to thank these authors for not putting their own Powerpuff(s) the best of the best (and if u have a story with a OC and your names not there sent me a message to see if I didn't put you name up there because i didn't like it or I didn't know k? ID)

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "Jump Bitch, Jump!" or "DO A FLIP!!"

How well do you know the Powerpuff girls?? FInd out know to see if your a true fan or a wannbe. :D

http:///newflash/trivia.cfm?qid=103607

http:///newflash/trivia.cfm?qid=17330

http:///trivia-quiz/ForChildren/A-Day-in-the-Life-of-a-Powerpuff-91973.html (first question is confusing)

BUBBLES outift for If You Wanna Be a Good Girl chapter 5: http:///imgres?um=1&hl=en&biw=1525&bih=632&tbm=isch&tbnid=G_iZdgAOsf0yfM:&imgrefurl=http:///spots/powerpuff-girls-z/images/11132878/title&docid=c-9f8j7Y4t_xGM&imgurl=http:///image/photos/11100000/Rolling-Bubbles-p

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT...so...are..you gonna... prove me wrong? Go ahead try it!

2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name- you’ll find this to be true If you don’t repost this saying They hurt her then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you’ll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill YOU.

FAIL!! David Gregory(born August 24, 1970 - still living) is an american television journalist, and moderator of NBC NEWS, Sunday morning talk show Meet the Press.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you like copying and pasting, copy and paste this into your profile.

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry that I was raised with enough respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door and pull out your chair like I was taught

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry that I'm actually nice not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry that I would rather make love to you than just screw you like some random guy

I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to but never good enough to date

I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different

I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere but not good enough to be listened to when I need a friend

I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry if you can't realize.. that I've been the one all along

I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry that I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it

I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family

I'm sorry that I cared.

Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog,Greendayluvr93, samantha james13301, its meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Black Wolf-Dog, Greendayluvr93,samantha james13303, its meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you would like Brick to attack the people you despise, follow the procedures (I know you want to do this!)-

1. Wear red everywhere

2. Wear a red hat everywhere!

3. Continuously tease the people who say they are smarter than you are

4. Team up with the people who support Butch and his crazed reign!

5. Make sure Brick also becomes ruler of the world (back down Butch people)

6. Find Boomer followers and have them join

7. Make it seem like you have horrible anger issues (if you already do, then go to the next step)

8. Post this on your profile

If you feel bad and want Blossom to save the people you despise, do these (these are for those who have ''feelings'')-

1. Wear a red bow (yes, guys too)

2. Study Chinese

3. Wear pink (yes, guys too)

4. Wear a really, really long red wig.

5. Stand up and make mean comments about the people who support Brick and Butch and Boomer

6. Team up with the Bubbles and Buttercup supporters (you must lead them)

7. Remember, you have to study, which means you have to be at the top of your class

8. Post this into your profile

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN AUTHOR

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. (Lol depends :P)

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. ( Fuck Yeah!!! :D)

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly. (No ... maybe :3)

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

Demashita! PowerPuff Girls Z

Kaoru/Powered Buttercup & Butch

Momoko/Hyper Blossom & Brick

Miyako/Rolling Bubbles & Boomer