"Silly mommy. There are only twelve Zodiac signs." "But what about Ophiuchus?" "Who?" Lucy asked dumbfounded.

AU. A SasuSaku collection. o5. He had never expected it to happen. But it had, and he didn't regret it one bit. For tomorrow would always bring her to him.

SasuSaku drabbles. 5o/1oo — When he was around, everything was a little better.

When people have shotgun weddings, there should be a magical breathalizer and criminal background checks at the altar. But murderers have to get married too, right? Dramione

SasuSaku anthology. o9: snowflake butterflies: "This isn't you and you don't know me."

She's not sure whether it's the physical scars or the mental ones that are killing her. Maybe it's both. Because after all, some scars don't heal if you keep on picking at them.

With higher heels, lipstick napkins, and dying being your latest fashion, how far can you fly with paper wings?

"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.

AU. You and I. Insanity has never been so lovely.

AU. He was charmed. "I'm Sakura," she said, a smile on her lips. "Thank you for saving my life." —Sasuke/Sakura.

:ItaSaku AU Drabble Series: "I'll be her counselor for her whole 31-day stay." In which Sakura winds up with Itachi Uchiha being her 'counselor' for her stay at the hospital. Things are bound to get weird.

SasuSaku, AU - I was supposed to fall in love with her best friend, not for the geek-turned-goddess. But it's all good, because I know she loves me back...

- because we're going to be late for the reception. "I told you we should've eloped."

AU drabble!series. Ohio in the summer—drugs and dancing, drinking and dying and driving off into the sunrise. Sasuke and Sakura explore it all.

"There's something on the side of your mouth," Sakura said, reaching over to wipe the crumbs of Sasuke's face. "There." He flushed bright red. Poor boy. He doesn't know what's leading up for him.

It's a deadly game of Cat and Mouse — and Hinata and Sasuke are wrapped up in it all. Don't think about tomorrow. Live every day as if it were your last. "Tag," he whispered. "You're it." —Sasuke/Hinata

Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.

Hollow!Ichigo/Dark!Rukia. It was sort of like an abusive relationship, but in the best way possible, of course.

After Sasuke changes them from Team Hebi to Team Taka, Suigetsu decides that it's only fair for him to have a say in the team name, too.

She will follow the White Rabbit. She will fall in love with the Mad Hatter. She will kill the Queen of Hearts. But fairytales don't always have a Happily Ever After and she doesn't believe in her Once Upon a Time. —Sasuke/Sakura

Misfits. Superheroes. Dreamers. Love, hate and happily ever afters, all mixed up together. Lucky thirteen. —Sasuke/Sakura

SasuSaku / Steampunk AU — In a city called Nighttown, an adventure clanks to life. "Look at them. They're like ants." INDEFINITE HIATUS.

AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.

Are you naughty or nice? Be sure not to lie. Because Santa - well, he's checking that list twice. Christmas Oneshot. —Sasuke/Sakura.

Sasuke is gay, Naruto is an idiot, Sai is an ass, Shikamaru is asleep, Sasori is not dead, Deidara is a pyromaniac, Itachi needs dango and I'm the most wanted girl in Konoha. And Ino? Well, she's the evil overlord who got me into this mess.

Overtime, they became a habit. Then they became something just a bit more. /Natsu, Lucy./

Everything she wrote in the book, came true.

"Here's how you ask her out..." In which Sasuke's interested in Sakura and may or may not have gone to Naruto for advice. He should really know better by now. SasuSaku. KindaCRACK.

She admitted, under the stars' watch, that he was the cause of her heart's flips. /Natsu, Lucy./

AU. Because even with her mismatched converses and accusations of rape and obsessive tendencies to collect notebooks, when he saw her, he saw something so much better than himself. And he had to have her. —Sasuke/Sakura.

SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.

This is as close to happiness as she can get. — Sasuke, Sakura.

Because it's now or never, and you can choose to see how fairytales really end, or keep on seeing what you've always wanted to.

And if I give you mine, will you stay with two hearts living for a hundred years, or will we grow to fifty together?

"Look in the mirror, Hermione. You're beautiful." One-shot.

SasuSaku - Art, like winter, is full of surprises.

if there was such thing as therapy in the wizarding world he would have signed them both up.

she decides three is her favourite number. kind of sort of AU

AU. He always followed a certain routine in his life. She, to him, was an exception.

and now he's begun to sing cheesy love songs and kiba doesn't think he can stand it for much longer. AU

Soulless-eyed girls, gilded bird-cages, and the scent of burning photographs. Running, for the dying princess of a dead country, is all that's left. — Sasuke/Sakura. INDEFINITE HIATUS.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.

AU. Tenten stares into the mirror and she doesn't really know what she sees in herself anymore.

He catches them in a jar. It's easy to forget how fragile she really is.

He loses the petals and flowers, so he starts buying buds instead. — Kiba/Ino

“Oh, if it isn’t Thunder Thighs.” Sakura supposed she could thank the name calling and Ino, the rumors, for leading them to the bathroom stall and the graffiti that would change the world as they knew it. —SasukeSakura. AU.

Kiba tells Ino he can pick up any girl at the bar, no matter what he says. Ino bets him 100 Ryo he can't. She creates the world's worst pick-up line and sends him off into the crowd. Oneshot, Kiba/Ino.

AU. "Give me your phone." "Wouldn't you rather have sex instead?"

The Hatter remembers. The Hatter dreams. The Hatter pours tea. Alice isn't coming. No pairings.

Because they are Kiba and Ino and that is how they roll. AU.

He's dead, today, again. The sky is an anagram of winter misery, and she will look up, and hate it all. — Kiba/Ino.

SasuSaku - Don't chase after trains, chase after girls. Miss your train if that means meeting the lady again.

AU. SasuSaku. TEQUILA THREE: AU. SasuSaku. NaruIno. Sasuke, Sakura and a special sort of body shop. “You did accept the bet you know—and you lost. Fair and square. It’s only fair that you take the consequences.”

A sasusaku: some things are not about happiness. On marriage, and lies, and coming home for warm soup. And he tells her, "You can stay."

she runs when she has nowhere to go; he runs from himself because there really isn't anywhere else for them.

She fell asleep under a hilltop tree on that sunny day with that hat over her face. I remember going up, asking her for directions. She tilted the hat up to see me as we spoke. And with only one look at her face, I knew, this was the girl I would marry.

will you catch me this time?

Sasuke/Sakura. “It can’t be anyone but Sakura.” “Why?” “Because she’s the only one stupid enough to love me despite everything.”

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

He throws away all possibilities of future happiness even as the crowns are set on their heads. SasuSaku oneshot

She'll do anything to stop the hurt. Oneshot.

AU. In a world where Otani is taller than Risa, Risa is still a spaz, and still totally nuts about him. — Otani/Risa.

All because Sakura punched his head twice for stealing her crayons and making Ino cry in kindergarten, Sasuke had to give a loud love confession to her twelve years later. SasuSaku.

You are too fast in accepting the idea of suicide. This wasn't. — Misa

AU. SasuSaku. I want to FLY someday.

Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]