HEY!! and welcome to my profile! well, introduction is short, but this profile is long coz of all the other things i posted lol. so anyway, I love writing(Obviously) but i usually lose interest after a while(again, obviously) unless i get some ideas on how to continue it...so i usually stick to writing long oneshots(Coz i'd never be able to do a drabble! i'm not good at writing drabbles lol)

PS: yes, i accept story request...but only, ONLY if i like the pairing. if your preferred pairing clashes with my preferred pairing then i'm afraid i can't write a story on them. and also, i can't do yaoi or yuri. not because i'm homophobic or anything, NO! i totally support them! i don't care if you're gay, lesbian, bi or straight like me, i support them. it's just that i've never experience falling in love(Or having a crush) on someone from the same sex so i don't know how to describe them...

so if you have any story request, just request it and i'll try my best! PM me if you do _

Did u know before u go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite gender is thinking of you .they want to kiss you ,they want to be with you they are always thinking about you bfore they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you this is not at all fake if you post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the gmiddle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded

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(")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination! We have cookies!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE
1. We have cookies
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!

(Yes i am, in fact in love (NOT OBSESS!) with DraMione pairing! they're meant to be together! (Who doesn't love a *bad boy and good girl* pairing?) it was sad to see Hermione ending up with someone who's not Draco... :( )

Harry's the bravest

Ron's the most oblivious

Hermione's the smartest

Ginny's the toughest

Neville's the clumsiest

Luna's the weirdest

Dumbledore's the greatest

McGonagall's the strictest

Snape's the greasiest

Nick is the ghostiest

Crabbe's the largest

Goyle's the dumbest

Fred is the funniest

Cho is the sappiest

But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :)

You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when:

1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron. believe me. i don't want anything to do with those pairing)

2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss. (Yes. yes i did)

3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child.

4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway.

5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione. (Yes. yes i do)

6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him. (Oh yeah... Draco can deny it all he wants... but WE KNOW!!!)

7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email.

8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash. (totally! i mean come on! what other pairings in HP has cool couple name like these 2? Hinny? Romione? yeah... i'll take DraMione any day!)

9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.)

10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. (Cause we all KNOW they're meant to be together! it's the ultimate romance/adventure/comedy/friendship/comfort/hurt/suspense/and MORE ROMANCE combo! oh come on! you've gotta admit even though you prefer otherwise, they still make a cute couple!)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: will stand there and laugh and say 'Suck it up you big baby!'

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you playing the harmonica

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you in a very high pitch voice

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: will NEVER let you do that stupid thing... alone... OH yeah babe!

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi, Chinbaldo, Fox Heaven, Naruto Ninja44, 2hott4u, ororo.42, Poison's Ivy, Valkyrie Cain, waterbendergirl101, KiraraGlitter, Authoress-in-training, xBloomStarx, speters97, evilbadgal16

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrist. (never in my life!)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Should i deny that coz it's not true? or should i agree coz i like it?)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Yep... no comment)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Hell NO!)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (...)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Never!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (No comment)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I object that!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (NEVER EVEN CROSSED MY MIND!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Poser my ass!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Bug off freaks! i'm not gay!)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (it's my body. i think i know how to deal with it!)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (No comment...)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (So NOT!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (... really?... doesn't EVERYBODY require lunch? it's the 2nd most important meal of the day!)
I'm single so I MUST be ugly. (Did you ever consider the fact i CHOSE to be single?!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. (Nu-uh!)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (Whaa? my social life does not revolve around my style!)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Oh man... not a nerd. and i do homeworks at the very last moment)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (i'm friends with them!)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (NEVER!)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I object!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Wanna try?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (No!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (No comment)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I know u are but what am i? *LOLZ! YAY for 2nd grade comeback!*)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (That would make me a snob which i'm not!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (...)i have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (People laugh WITH me! not AT me!)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (...)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (i'm a GIRL! it's normal!)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Yeah? lets see who gets to hang out with the hot stars someday to discuss about the hot characters *As well as the hot actors who play them* like spiderman, superman and batman!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist (NEVER!)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Girl who likes to wear guys' clothes aren't really homo!)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (No, no i'm not)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (In my defense i was hanging with 99% guys of my whole life!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Wanna fight and see?)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (...)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I HATE being labeled!)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I just think it looks cool!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (only on fanfiction pairings!)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Have you ever consider the fact that some don't like to be all that?)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (There's nothing wrong with caring about the environment!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (What the hell is a fan character?)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (What does that even have in common?)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Hey! i resent that!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Hermione likes reading. Oprah likes reading. 89% of the most famous people likes reading. any comment?)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Or have a mind of my own about my country?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (What am i? a tin can who needs to be labelled to be known?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (I'm a girl. being childish is cute.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (I'm not mean. i'm honest.)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Wanna compare?)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (Or maybe because it's PRIVATE?!)
.I grew up in the CITY so I MUST be a spoiled and preppy.
I watch KID SHOWS so I MUST be bored. (SOME kids' shows are awesome!)
I DO NOTHING all day so I MUST be lazy and not be non-self-concious.
I watch REALITY TV SHOWS so I MUST be a brat. (That doesn't even make any sense.)
I BROKE MY NOSE so I MUST want a nose job.
I paint my fingernails BLACK so I MUST be Goth. (Black's my favorite colour!)
I HATE TALKING ON THE PHONE so I MUST hate the world.
I'm into VAMPIRES, WITCHES, FAIRIES AND ALL THAT "MAKE BELIEVE" STUFF so I MUST have absolutely no life and be a nerd. (Well at least i'd get team Edward and team Jacob on my side! and also team Harry!)
I can only WRITE STORIES A CERTAIN WAY so I MUST be a freak who definitely has no life.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress (can't disagree on that...)
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up (Heh... i don't do nerd or sucking up...)
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all. (No i have NOT!)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math (Hate math. it's actually the only subject i HAVE to pay attention to... which is why if i was ever a hogwarts student, i'd be having a hard time with arithmancy)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (I do NOT suck at guy sports!)
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time (Cat dance? WTH?)
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist (A plagi-what?)
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd (Oh yeah? how many cool and famous people that you met who DOESN'T like to read?)
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life (...)
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature (Hey! don't blame me if i got 'the best of both worlds' and that i'm just a 'super girl' to admit it. i might even become a 'rockstar' one day! so HAH!)
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.
I've gone to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be stuck up and rich. (What? who cares about that?!)
I'm on the COMPUTER a lot so I MUST be a computer geek (I love me computer! :D)
I have LONG BANGS THAT I LEAVE IN MY EYES so I MUST be emo
I like KIDS MOVIES so I MUST be immature
I study DIFFRENT RELIGIONS while I don't practice any so I must me indesicive

i am proud to say i belong in slytherin (Second compatibility would be gryffindor) when i took the sorting hat quiz. the results are: Slytherin=90, Gryffindor=80, Ravenclaw=78, Hufflepuff=25! mom always said i was a conniving little witch... dad always told me i got more guts in me than everyone in the family combined... my aunt always said i had a manipulative intelligent brain... my best friend always did say i was a conniving, freakishly fearless, manipulative chick who has zero mercy in me. and i agree full-heartedly! hell yeah! _V

Go SLYTHERIN!
If i was ever emitted to Hogwarts:

Name: (if not my own) Danielle Scarlett Malgrave (MAL-foy, GRA-nger, and 2 letters from my first name)
House: Slytherin
Blood status: Pureblood
Wand: 10 3/4 inch, dark ebony, made from the core of the phoenix feather and hawthorn wood, reasonably springy.
Best subjects: DADA, potions, apparition
Worst subjects: Transfiguration(Not really, but tend to change something into something not on mind), arithmancy(Coz it's just like math)
Year when Battle in Hogwarts: 6th year
Appearance: Black raven hair that falls slightly below the shoulders with long bangs, black eyes, pale skin, size and height almost like Hermione's, rarely seen wearing skirts or dresses except school and occasional (forced) moments.
Friends: Hermione Granger, Harry potter, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Ron Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Celeste Clawfill (A Ravenclaw, resemblance to my best friend), Xavier Mourn (A slytherin, resemblance to my other best friend) and Brendon Broswell (A slytherin, resemblance to my other best friend)
Personality: A bit anti-social and has a mysterious aura surrounding the body making many fear of pissing me off but i'm really friendly once they got to know me. Very smart and athletic but rarely gets into the mood of competing. Tends to slack off and never study but is the 3rd place student (Hermione being first and Draco being 2nd) loves to prank others and scare people off. Has a VERY sly and cunning mind which is use to get what i want. Not boy-crazy and a bit tomboyish. probably ends up with crush, Xavier Mourn who is also the best friend since toddlers. Tends to laugh at other people's misery but always manages to help them somehow. Despite being like this, i'm very serious when it comes to the battlefield and only show my true powers there.
Pets: Cat named Nightmare, owl named Moonblood
Patronus: phoenix
Animagus: black cat: perfected the animagus in 7th year along with Hermione, Harry and Draco (In my point of view, of course). just like the black cat, i'm mysterious, sly and knowledgeable as well as flexible and light on foot.
Quirks: hates vegetables, tends to forget important details, can't cook, tends to be late, can't do house chores, can't swim well.
Points: has photographic memory, pick up things quickly, never show fear, can manipulate even the greatest wizards and witches, flies well.
Status: prefect since the 5th year.
Family: Sifyrus Malgrave (father), Xanissa Malgrave (Mother), Julian Malgrave (Older brother by 3 years), Draco Malfoy (Cousin), the other Malfoys and Malgrave (Our family were spies for the order A.K.A non-death eaters *Except dad and brother but also Voldie's betrayer!*)
Hobbies: practicing muggle martial arts, practicing dark magic with Draco and Xavier, writing, playing the piano (Though it is a secret that i actually know how) playing extreme sports, pranking, solving mysteries, hanging out

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favourite Harry Potter book? deathly hallows

Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie? The Order of The Phoenix

Who is your favourite HP character(s)? Harry, Dumbledore, Snape, Luna, Draco, Blaise, Hermione, Ginny

What house do you prefer to be in? totally slytherin! or gryffindor! whatever works (Definitely not Hufflepuff, no offence, but not only do i don't prefer there, i'm also not suitable there.)

But what house would you think you'll be in? everyone tells me i'm the perfect slytherin (even my teachers and cousins!) coz they say i'm this manipulating girl with a sly and sneaky mind, as well as the will to get whatever i want no matter what the cause (as long as it doesn't ruin my high pride and dignity) some say i'm almost gryffindor coz my guts r out of this world. others mention my brain to be like a ravenclaw (Though i have no idea why since i never study) but i think i'm a slytherin at most.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nick, hes awesome! totally!

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Uh... DADA or Potions or Charms? couldn't decide (but i'd totally pick the Dark Arts if there was a class on that, even though J.P. hates the dark arts, i quite like them)

Who is your favourite teacher in Hogwarts? i'd go with Snape... or Lupin...

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? seeker

Who do you want to make friends with? Draco, Harry, Blaise, Ron, Weasly twins, Hermione, Luna and Ginny.

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Probably Draco or Harry or Hermione

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Cos I'm just that awesome! lolz. maybe because i can relate with them with almost anything?

Which character in the book can you relate to? i'm sort of a mixture of Harry, Draco and Hermione... or so everyone says...

What pet would you get? White owl(Present from dad in 4th year) and black cat!(So Crookshank can have a friend!)

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? what i'm meant to do but hadn't known. what i'm destined to do or be.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? yes! as sly and mean as i am, i've a soft spot for animals! besides, the black dog could be Sirius!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Hey! Any present for me? -smirk-

What would be his reaction to your reaction? How bout a 'oh Sirius! i haven't seen u in ages! how i miss you!' -smirk back-

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? No one. why should i? it's something i could use to get my way. (This is what i mean by me being perfect for slytherin)

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? no. there's no need.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Fred and or George!!!!!! really? choose? i'd rather go with both coz they're funny but maybe Fred...

Post a character that has the same hair colour as you do. Cho Chang (unfortunately... coz i hate her! no offence Cho fans)

Post a character that has the same eye colour as you. Hermione...? I think

What colour comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black

What colour comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink

What colour comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What colour comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Gold, honey brown, silver

What colour comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green

What colour comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Silver, black, dark grey, red

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Nope. not at all

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) i don't know yet. i'd use it when i know the time's right. maybe to turn back time?

Do you like the books more or the movies? movies

Who's your favourite out of the Marauders? uh... i actually can't decide between james, sirius or remus... maybe James

What would your Patronus take shape in? phoenix

What would be your Animagus form? black cat

What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA, potions, and charms (And dark arts if they're any classes)

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius! but i like Lupin 2...

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius! (Though Snape not all that bad... i'd prefer Sirius)

Hermione or Cho? Hermione. (No duh!)

James Potter or Snape? James!! (Same as no.2)

Hagrid or Snape? Snape (He practices dark arts! AND is loyal to Dumbledore *even though he had to obey Voldie's order...* he's still a poor lost soul who didn't had the chance to redeem)

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? the golden trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus, I can just buy an invisibility cloak.

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks! Who doesn't love a metamorphmagus??

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione.

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Diggory.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna!!! (Hate Cho! no offence...)

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore. Peeves???? seriously?

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp. (though i do fancy watching spiders...)

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's Joke shop!

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Can't i choose both?

Death Eaters or Aurors? Death eaters describe more me (Whether i like it or not) but i would very much pick aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore! (F* Voldemort!)

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? i like neither... but if i'm a fan of Dramione (which i am) and is devoted to the FF world (which i am) i'd picture Narcissa to be funnier and kinder after the war. so, Narcissa. but Bellatrix the crazy and more evil... uh... nah i'd still pick Narcissa (Coz i'm suppose to be her niece...)

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? i don't really care. i'd go through all of them.

Is this survey fun or boring? Fun!!!!

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (in my defense i love both cats AND dogs!)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL: 20 1/2

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You love to shop. (But for books and comics)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (love charm bracelets and rope-like bracelets)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (i'll NEVER stick around for romance or cheesy stuffs! but i like movies)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL:4

TIME FOR A MATH LESSON
From a strictly mathmatecal viewpoint What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8118423151811= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11141523125475= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 120209202145 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2211212198920= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1191911919199147= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

20 fun things to do @ WalMart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept..

8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?".

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where in anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. In the auto dept., practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels.

13. Hid in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!".

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!".

15. Go inot a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!".

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!".

17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters.

18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.".

19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times.

20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!".

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

i might have known she wouldn't let it drop.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

'pisau cukur'

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:57

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the rain

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

an hour ago. playing in the rain with cousins.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

dramione fanfictions

9. What are you wearing?

jean shorts, pink spaghetti straps

10. Did you dream last night?

no.

11. When did you last laugh?

an hour ago as i watched my brother fall on his ass in the mud. (then we started playing in the rain)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

nothing... just plain white... (Though whenever i look at my wall, i see many different things...)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

a young girl in white sheets running around (The weird thing; no one else saw her)

14. What do you think of this quiz?

it's okay.

15. What is the last film you saw?

vampire suck

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

listen to Bruno Mars song 'billionare'... it's like he recorded the things i wanna do if i ever get to be one.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

if i tell you something that you didn't know, then you would know, then what's the point of telling you something you didn't know if the purpose is for you to not know? (Haha. love repeating words. it's confusing, AND funny!)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

huh? if i can do that... i'd change it for the better i guess (Quite boring but whatever... i was never interested in the world... i'm always dreaming and wondering if i'm something more than what i am...)

19. Do you like to dance?

no.

20. George Bush:

not interested.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Danielle Scarlett

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Xavier Alexander

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

yeah... but really... i've always wondered if there was some place beyond this... something magical and full of myths...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

this is your heaven. this is where you belong.

quotes describe me

I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

The reason I'am still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afriad I'll take over.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but i don't think they'll enjoy u very much

Don't get mad;Get sadistic.

My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART

My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.

What is this 'kindness'you speach of?

Why don't you slip into something comfertable;like a coma.I will gladly help you.

Define 'normal'

Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large ammounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if your gonna steal your neighbor's news paper thats the time to do it.

Keep smiling;It makes people wonder what your up to.

Catch a man a fish, and you sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opprintunity.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

I can forgive, and I can forget, but I want you to know, you've lost my respect.

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between how things are and how they ought to be.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up.

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

If I were trapped in a single room with two tigers, you, and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice.

It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Mirrors can't talk and you're lucky they can't laugh

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the heck happened to you?

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits! I will not take advantage of the handicapped!

S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life

Oh so you can join the army when your 16, but you have to be 21 to drink?

People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Smart is sexy.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love, and now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time ..
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you .. . ...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy . .
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
was only one life jacket . ...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Inside card)... Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and
Kentucky

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day! .
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

Female come backs
pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

REASONS WHY GIRLS ARE THE BEST!!!:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can repost this, and NOT be gay.