Hello again, another silly random crack one shot from me. This one was HEAVILY based on one of the episode of Psych so there maybe some resemblance in dialogue.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own Naruto and Psych TV Series. I'm just fans making fics. I don't make money from this too.

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It was a warm, peaceful afternoon in Konoha. A thirty-year-old Uchiha Sasuke was currently enjoying it by reading a book and sipping his favorite tomato juice when it was interrupted by the presence of his only son, Uchiha Hiro.

Looking up from his book, he lifted an eyebrow at the sight of the seven-year-old. The boy was standing before him with a thermometer on his mouth and an ice pack on his head. He looked pained.

"Otou san, I think I'm not feeling well." His son said. "I'm having a high fever."

"Oh, let me take a look." Sasuke quickly took the thermometer from Hiro's mouth and scanned the temperature. His eyebrows rose when he saw the number. "Oh wow, 150 degree temperature."

Hiro coughed, "You see, I'm too sick to go to the music lesson today." He said. "You will have to call Mizuno sensei and tell her that I'm absent today."

Sasuke put the thermometer and ice pack on the coffee table. He sighed dramatically and feigning the sad looks on his face. "Of course, Son," He began, "And perhaps it's time to order a coffin for you as well." He paused, looking solemnly at his son. "With 150-degree temperature, I'm afraid you only have 10 or maybe 15 minutes to live."

Hiro blinked at him.

"It's too bad, Hiro. But don't worry, Otou-san and Okaa-san here won't be too sad. We can always try to have another child again, you know. And maybe this time we'll get a daughter instead."

For a while, Hiro just stared incredulously at him before finally realization dawned upon him. He scowled knowing that he had been caught red handed. "How do you know I was faking, Otou-san?"

Sasuke smiled and ruffled his son raven locks, "First of all, no normal living man has temperature that high, " He said, "you should do some research, Son. And next time, try to put your thermometer in a hot sandwich or behind the television instead of in boiling water. That'd be more reasonable."

Hiro looked at him dejectedly.

"Now tell me, why don't you want to go the music lesson?"

"It's boring me to death."

"But Son, your Okaa-san really wants you to go there. You'd really make her happy if you be a good boy and do what she tells you to do." Sasuke smiled softly, "Besides lying is bad, Son. Promise me, you'll never do it again."

"Okay," Hiro said.

Sasuke nodded, "That's my boy." He smiled, "Now, go to your room and get ready to go to the lesson."

Just that time came Sakura's voice from upstairs. "Sasuke kun! It's time to get ready to go to our weekly social gathering now! Come on, come upstairs! I don't wanna be late!"

Sasuke froze on his chair at that.

He loathed their weekly social gathering. It's just a bunch of women in the neighborhood gossiping to each other and talking about their husbands as if the men weren't there. It's tortured.

It's boring him to death.

Snatching the ice pack and thermometer from the table, he said to his son, "Correction: lying is allowed when your life at stake." He smirked just before he faked a cough, loud cough for his wife to hear.

"Oops, I think your fever is contagious." Another series of fake cough again, he winked to his son who was grinning back at him mischievously.

"It seems that we both can't go anywhere, Son…"

See it's random. Still, thank you for reading! Wish everyone have a wonderful day!

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