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Joined 12-21-09, id: 2186734, Profile Updated: 03-17-16
Author has written 8 stories for Legend of Zelda, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ib, Fairy Tail, Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Suite Life series, Elfen Lied, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

I'll be doing a big overhaul and rewriting most of my stories on here, here's what I've got planned for each:

A Strange Gallery will be scrapped. I have no motivation for it whatsoever, however, if someone wants to take it up, just let me know and I'll post a link here!

Alchemist on Deck is completed and will be left alone. If I manage to complete all my other stories I may redo this one in the distant future.

Black Butler II-rewrite- Will be put on hiatus until those that came before it are finished.

Ciel's Diary will be left alone.

Forgotten Memorieswill be on hiatus for a bit, but I intend to start rewriting it after getting a good chunk of Wings of Alchemy out.

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Alchemist? is completed and will be left alone.

Song of the Elves: A Fullmetal Friend will be on hiatus, I do intend to start rewriting after a good chunk of Wings of Alchemy is out.

The Rose Regiment will be on hiatus until those that came before it have a good chunk completed and I've familiarized myself more with the world of Attack on Titan.

Wings of Alchemy will be completely rewritten. This is the main priority and you guys should expect it to start up in a month or so. I'll start uploading in March


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Quotes:

"I reject reality and substitute my own" -Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth." -Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal." -Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

"--all that, and a toilet!" -Youhei Sunohara (Clannad: After Story[?])


I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Soul Eater Oath
I promise to remember Kid
Whenever I see something a-symmtrical
And I promise to remember Liz
Whenever I am scared out of my wits
I promise to remember Patty
Whenever I act crazy
And I promise to remember Black*Star
Whenever I feel like the best
I promise to remember Tsubaki
Whenever I help out a friend
And I promise to remember Maka
Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm
I promise to to remember Soul
Whenever someone acts cool
And I promise to remember Lord Death
When I see someone not taking anything seriously
I promise to remember Spirit
When I pass a drinking bar
I promise to remember Stein
Whenever I am disecting something
And I promise to remember Ashura
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Soul Eater!!!!!!!!
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Soul Eater fans know

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Attack on Amestris by byakuyasbastardson reviews
15 years after the events of Judgement Day, Edward Elric wakes from a nightmare only to find his life at peace. But as he cooks breakfast he hears a crash from his room. Rushing to it he finds out his life has dramatically changed and he once again is at war with non-human beings bent on destruction. A midst blood, pain, and certain death, hope seems lost. Who will come to his aid?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Edward E., Roy M., Eren Y., Levi A.
Roses in The Walking Dead by LannaMisho reviews
I thought when we escaped the museum, that everything would return to normal…! But what are these things-? Crossover, Ib and Walking Dead! One-shot
Crossover - Walking Dead & Ib - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Garry - Complete
More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,940 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
Haru x Water by theedboy reviews
This is a brief fanfic that I wrote for laughs. This is not to be taken seriously. Be warned there is some water on human action in this story.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
If Only Tonight We Could Sleep by Marsh of Sleep reviews
As she deals with the husband, she tries not to over-analyze how her partner has no issue going after the children first, how his attention snaps to their quicker movements, how, overnight, he has become eerily efficient at avoiding their fangs. ZombieAU. SoulxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,432 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
【Purple】 an Ib Fanfiction by musapan reviews
Taking place four years after the 'True Ending', Ib and Garry find themselves again wrapped up in a twisted world of Guertena's creation. The truth behind their horrifying experience at the museum comes to light, and Ib and Garry must brave all odds and hold faith in one another in order to get out alive.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry, Mary - Complete
Gold or Clay? by Holli reviews
Hetaoni/Higurashi crossover: Somehow, Rika Furude has escaped her endless cycle of blood and death... just to land in the middle of someone else's.
Crossover - Higurashi/Umineko series & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Rika F., N. Italy - Complete
If He Weren't Up There Now by LuminousFaith reviews
Set after movie. When newcomer Lucy Monet and her family move into the neighborhood where it all started, she takes an immediate liking to the strange mansion at the top of the hill. What happens when she meets it's only inhabitant? Rated T to be safe.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,276 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010
Just like the first time by al-star reviews
Riza decides to pay a visit to her parents' grave for the first time since she left her childhood house. She didn't expect a certain man to come with her, thus making them reminisce about their memories together.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Red Rose Isn't Ib's by MoonSpider95 reviews
Tamaki Suoh found himself alone in a haunted art museum! But, he has found a ragged poor man who may be of some help! Comedic one-shot.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Ib - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Tamaki S., Garry
Ripchord by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
ZOMBIE AU. In a city overrun by the undead, getting out was the only way to go from the very beginning.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,062 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni: Ungranted Wish Arc by Hikou no Kokoro reviews
Everything is so peaceful after the time-loop had been demolished. But, then a new student came. Rika is still pessimistic and now wants to kill him. What "Fate" awaits? What promises did they forget to keep? T for violence. Partner-fic. Discontinued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,456 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward E., Rika F., Hanyu F. - Complete
The Truth About Death The Kid by OLD USERNAME DON'T FOLLOW reviews
Yes, they're based off Chuck Norris jokes. I edited them a little. Remember to review! Updates are monthly.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Death The Kid - Complete
Golden Stare by LabyrinthineMind reviews
What if Ed hadn’t ended up in Germany after he travelled through the Gate? What if he had arrived in our time when the Criminal Minds BAU team was investigating a serial killer? Alchemy can be used. Story will hopefully be better than the summary.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E.
Twas the Night Before Christmas by Super Ultra Sexy Spockfish reviews
If you think about it, with the right motives, Santa could cause a lot of damage! Despicable Me version of "The Night Before Christmas"
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Gru - Complete
Warehouse 13 by single girl seeks good pizza reviews
In episode 37, Roy Mustang and his comrades search for the legendary "Warehouse 13." Little do they know, they are about to ruin one of the most dramatic climax scenes in anime history.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
The crimes of alchemy by GummieBear37 reviews
When the NCIS agents discover a golden-eyed boy at their crime scene, they find something a lot bigger then they had first thought.
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,436 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward E.
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Song of the Elves: A Fullmetal Friend, The reviews
After their final battle with 'Father' Ed brought his dear brother back from the gate, under a new military, they went off on a mission to a placed called Kamakura. Manga based for both sides. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. [On Hiatus]
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Alphonse E.
Black Butler II -a rewrite- reviews
Many fans were disappointed with the animated sequel to Black Butler and this attempts to fix that. Alois Trancy leads a boring life and meets a girl that starts to change that. Meanwhile, the Undertaker comes across an oddity that changes who he's believed himself to be. RATED M FOR TRAUMATIC EVENTS AND IMPLIED SEXUAL EVENTS. possible Alois/OC, Undertaker/OC [on hiatus]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2015
The Rose Regiment reviews
Haruhi Fujioka takes a hard blow and wakes up in a chaotic world among familiar faces that may only be that. She soon learns she is a member of a special scout team sent to collect the body and memorabilia of the dead - Team Rose. Will Haruhi find a way to return to her own reality or will she have to cope with the cold eyes of a war-torn Tamaki Suoh. Mostly AU.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2015
Forgotten Memories reviews
After Forgotten Portrait. Ib finds herself drawn to to a painting of a handsome young man after a visit to a gallery exhibiting the works of an artist named Guertena. After she gets the chance to get Garry back, things seem to change for better, but conflicts with his past are coming back to haunt him. Rated M for homophobic slang and sexual instances. [On hiatus]
Ib - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Ib/Eve, Garry]
Alchemist on Deck reviews
2003 ANIME; When Edward goes through the gate to bring back Alphonse's lost body after his younger brother sacrificed it to save him, Ed finds himself in a completely different world - not in Germany or London, but in the middle of the sea, where he is picked up by the S.S.Tipton. The insanity that ensues is both comical and tragic. Finished.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Ciel's Diary reviews
A while ago, my friend was over and wrote this little tidbit. It's been on deviantart for quite awhile and I've decided to share it with you all. Here we hear about an interesting day in Ciel Phantomhive's life.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Ciel P. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Alchemist? reviews
What happens when Edward wakes up in an unfamiliar place and ends up becoming something other than human because of his sins? Rated T for Ed. Spoiler Alert for those who haven't completed Twilight Princess. Finished.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,142 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Link, Edward E. - Complete
A Strange Gallery reviews
Strange happenings have been occurring at an art exhibit mostly only wealthy families can enter. When those working at the exhibit have had enough, they hire a group of four wizards and a cat to assist...if only they knew what they were getting into. [Discontinued. Up for adoption]
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Ib - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Lucy H., Ib/Eve, Garry