On the eighth day, God created Death The Kid. Then they chilled out and watched Naruto.

Death The Kid was originally supposed to be in the new Mortal Kombat game, but had to be edited out because every button made him shoot with Liz and Patty. When someone asked him about this "glitch," he replied, "That isn't a glitch."

Death The Kid can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.

Death The Kid invented the Spanish language because he liked the word ocho and needed a language to use it in context.

88. That's how many people Death The Kid has symmetrified in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

Death The Kid invented Thomas Edison.

The first alphabet included the letters K, I, and D. Other letters eventually had to be invented to describe things that were not epic.

Every time Death The Kid shoots someone, an angel gets its Sanzu Lines.