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![]() Author has written 28 stories for Galactik Football. Status: Merry Christmas to everyone and a Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!! =D Anime is my escape from reality cause reality sucks Music IS life It's not how many times you've been knocked down, it's how many times you get back up Hey!! I'm Lauren!! I'm from Ireland!! I'm pretty much a hyper-active, genuine character!! I've had lots of lows but my highs have been REALLY high!! I love everything and try to love everyone but that doesn't always work out!! Ha Ha!! I'm a singer/song-writer and I play guitar. My favourite colour is black. Music is my passion while acting is a hobbie. I write stories, poems and songs. That's pretty much me!! Music: Pretty much across the board. I love everything!! If you are actually going to bother resding this, please have patience...Alexz Johnson, Paramore, Demi Lovato, All Time Low, Tyler Kyte, Avril Lavigne, Bon Jovi, The Killers, Queen, Taylor Swift, Automatic Loveletter, Girls Aloud, Orianthi, Juliet Simms, Snow Patrol, Miley Cyrus, John Mayer, Escape the Fate, Joe Satriani, The Academy Is..., Alexandra Burke, Joe McElderry, Leona Lewis, JLS, Westlife, Shinedown, Take That, Muse, Aerosmith, Aly & Aj (78Violet), Iron Maiden, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Malene and the Sons of Disaster, Hey Monday, Job for A Cowboy, Sweet Thing, Amy MacDonald, Ashlee Simpson, Band of Skulls, Justin Bieber, Ashley Tisdale, Bethany Dillon, Lady GaGa, Black Eyed Peas, Black Sabbath, Boys Like Girls, Katherine Jenkins, Britney Spear, Bryan Adams, Bullet for My Valentine, Jonas Brothers, Christina Aguilera, David Archuleta, Depeche Mode, Disturbed, Dope, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Forever the Sickest Kids, Girls Can't Catch, Metro Station, Cartel, Lovehatehero, Green Day, Honour Society, Jason Walker, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Alexa, Kelly Clarkson, Kaiser Cheifs, Laura White, Led Zeppelin, Madina Lake, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, Motorhead, Radiohead, Mitchel Musso, Nickleback, Oasis, Pixie Lott, The Poises, Pussycat Dolls, Rooney, The Saturdays, Selena Gomez and the Scene, Shakira, Son of Dork, Breaking Benamin, Stephanie McIntosh, Vanessa Carlton, The Veronicas and many, many more!! :) Movies: Final Destination Series, Gremlins, Odd Girl Out, Twilight, Camp Rock, Stranger with My Face, St. Trinians FanFic Stories: No Limits on Love, But Less (Pretty all the GF ones-but mainly the TiaXRocket ones!!) Books: Twilight, House of Night, The Vampire Diaries, The Host, Stranger With My Face, The Lovely Bones Songs: I Don't Want to Miss A Thing-Aerosmith, Don't Forget-Demi Lovato, Brick by Boring Brick-Paramore, What About Now-Westlife, Make-Up Smeared Eyes-Juliet Simms Guitar Players: Orianthi, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, BB King Song-writers: Juliet Simms, Billie Joe Armstrong, Taylor Swift, Orianthi, Demi Lovato, Hayley Williams, Josh Farro, Taylor York, Jon Bon Jovi Other Websites where you can find me: http://www.youtube.com/user/LaurenKilmurryMusic Notes: Please review all my stories if you guys wouldn't mind, it inspires me to write when I read your reviews!! Feel free to send me a Private Message, I'm always here if anyone needs some advice on writing or even everyday things!! "The Story of Love" is on hold until the new series of Galactik Football comes so until then, there will be no SOL updates!! GF Season 3 premiered on Monday the 5th of July so new SOL chapters will be coming out now soon!!! The dress Tia wore in chapter 4 of Differences: http:///pictures/NCheryDXnM8/Premiere+Walt+Disney+Pictures+Hannah+Montana/9cOiB0NIIIV Check out "My Stories" below, it includes a sneak preview of the sequel to my hit "Trust"!! My Stories (all complete or in-progess) Second Generation: http:///#/d33q5kv From their first 'proper' kiss, to their first near break-up. Tia and Rocket look back on their lives ever since they got together, both the highs and lows. XXTia/RocketXx.-Galactik Football-ON HOLD! The Unwanted Destroyer of Life Rocket has everything: a great family, a top football career and the perfect girlfriend; Tia. But when the son of an old friend of Rocket's Dads comes to visit, he puts everything in danger-including Tia's life: on purpose...Tia/Rocket. –Galactik Football-Complete Trust Tia's life changes completely when she moves to a new school and meets the handsome Rocket but her new happy life will be short-lived when something from her dark mysterious past comes back to haunt her...Main couples: xXRocket/TiaXx-Tia centric.-Galactik Football-Complete 20 Song Titles and Stories 20 Song titles and 20 stories from Season 1 and 2 of Galactik Football.-Galactik Football-Complete! Do I Love You or Not? Short Story: What would’ve happened if Tia was there when came by the hotel? What would they have said to each other? Would Rocket have realised that he still loved her? I guess we'd better find out...Set in Episode 17, Season 2 xXTia/RocketXx. - Galactik Football-Complete! The Pain of Losing Someone You Love What if things didn't turn out the way Rocket wanted them to? How would he cope? Short story inspired by my story "The Unwanted Destroyer of Life" Major character: Rocket Main Couple: RocketXTia- Galactik Football-Complete!. Life, Choices and Mistakes Tia is quite happy with life with Rocket and her parents but when she develops a serious illness, she realises just how tough life is and that there are a lot of choices to be made especially when it means having to possibly leave your career behind. But will the one person she believes in be there for her when she needs him? Set after Season 1/before Season 2. TiaXRocket but focuses on Tia.-Galactik Football-Complete UDOL-The Return Rocket and Tia are now happy newlyweds and are set to play in the third GFC. But when Tia suffers a serious injury during a match and discovers a secret, their relationship, the cup and everything else is put at risk especially when an unwanted visitor returns to haunt them…UDOL sequel-Galactik Football Protecting People Everything seems fine until a loved one goes missing…and when they suddenly return and tell you nothing, it hurts. Especially when you can tell something serious is wrong. But what if they’re not telling you to protect you…if you knew that, would you still want to know?-Galactik Football Twins Rocket and Tia are now living life in parenthood. But when the Cup is pushed forward by 2 years, they have to make a choice: be apart from their twins or bring their kids into the dangerous world of Galactik Football...However, there is one choice that would solve their problems for good: leave football behind and focus on their family...Rocket/Tia-Galactik Football Differences When two completely different people are paired up together, people think there's no hope of a relationship lasting. But one particular couple shows that opposites do attract and plan on making their relationship work, no matter what people think. And when helping one another with the others problems, that increases and seals a life-long vow: Together Forever...-Galactik Football Forever Rocket and Tia are happy but when something from both of their pasts catches up to them and secrets get in the way of their relationship, will things ever be the same again? Trust sequel. Rocket x Tia-Galactik Football ON HOLD Future Stories Risk Assessment Tia has one rule in life: never combine work with your personal life. But when one story leads her into a man's arms, will she choose love over work for once or will the dangers lurking around the corner stop her from choosing or even finishing her story...? Main: Tia, containing some Rocket/Tia.-Galactik Football Far Apart When two friends are separated because of following their dreams, it's hard. But how can they stay friends while both on different sides of the Galaxy? Tia x O.C-Galactik Football The Lingerie Party Mei throws a lingerie party. That's all I'm saying. Mei x D'Jok, Tia x Rocket, Mei x Tia-Galactik Football No Privacy in Aarch Academy No matter where you are in Aarch Academy, there is no chance of getting intimate with your lover because there is no privacy. Even if the relationsip is private...-Galactik Football Hidden Love Rocket was never the same since Netherball and Tia found it hard. She loved him dearly but wondered if they had any hope of a relationship because of the changes he had made to himself. However, Tia finds comfort in someone unlikely and their relationship takes a drastic turn. But some people aren’t too happy about it…-Galactik Football Tragedy After a traumatic experience as a kid that has affected her greatly, Tia closes herself up completely and refuses to speak to anyone; even her own family. Now a teenager and nothing has changed in her but one person takes a keen interest in her and is determined to help the traumatised teen open up but just how much is he risking by doing so?-Galactik Football Deadly Desires Rocket, D'Jok and Micro-Ice soon learn that their love for their girlfriend's can be interpreted in many different ways. In some cases, that love could be mistaken for a deadly lust...-Galactik Football Randoms If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? "There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... A normal friend would bail you out of jail and tell you, "What you did was wrong." A true friend would turn to you and say "You screwed up. But that was fun!!" If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! I, xXLauren MusicXx, do solemnly swear to review all the Fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Video is better than DVD. Videos don't get scratched after one use, videos from 10 years ago still work perfectly well but CDs from a year ago jump around or don't work, plus on videos you can fast forward the legal warning. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Try Not To Cry: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. (Warning: I thought this was very sad) My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. So post these on your profile if you cried (or wanted to). If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it, too: You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. - 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. - If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. 25 reasons i owe my mother 1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up) 2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet) 3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week) 4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, thats why) 5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your neck you can't come to the store with me) 6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.) 7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about) 8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper) 9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it) 10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck) 11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0 12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate) 13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out) 14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father) 15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do) 16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home) 17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way) 18)My mother taught me about recieving (Your going to get it when we get home) 19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold) 20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me) 21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father) 22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up) 23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?) 24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand) 25) My mother taught me about REVENGE (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you) Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Freind: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever see, we need friends and best friends. What does a real kiss mean? kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex" STOP STERIOTYPING!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. ...I'm just bored... Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever "I just don't want to die without a few scars."- Fight Club Fact: I've had enough sour, i deserve sweet ... "I can fix it." 5. "I won't be able to call you. I won't have signal." 6. "I only had a couple of beers." 7. "I'm stuck in traffic." 8. "Nothing's wrong." 9. "I love your cooking." 10. "I make [...obscene number...]. We'll be fine." 11. "It doesn't bother me that you don't shave your legs." 12. "Trust me, I'd never lie to you!" 13. "I love spending time with your mom." 14. "I'll fix the garbage disposal as soon as my back stopshurting." 15. "I don't think of other women."obscene number...]. We'll be fine." 11. "It doesn't bother me that you don't shave your legs." 12. "Trust me, I'd never lie to you!" 13. "I love spending time with your mom." 14. "I'll fix the garbage disposal as soon as my back stopshurting." 15. "I don't think of other women." A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them... 1. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor. 2. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you. 3. Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School. 4. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets. 5. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously. 6. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I’ll never tell’ and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet. 7. When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there. 8. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class. 9. Meow and bark occasionally. 10. Chew gum in class. If teacher says something, take out packs of gum and start passing out gum. 11. Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had `the problem’ for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous. 12. Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks at you. 13. Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Scribble/draw red and orange all over it. Wear it on your head and tell everyone that you’re a volcano. 14. Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow. 15. Write `Gullible’ on a piece of paper. Tape that piece of paper to the floor, ceiling, or chalkboard. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the _(floor ceiling or chalkboard). 16. Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL. 17. If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say `It’s the voices again.’ 18. Randomly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened. 19. Get up and get a tissue, then just stand and stare at the tissue. If asked what you are doing by the teacher, claim that you are having a staring contest with the tissue and you’re sure you are about to win. 20. Lead your class in a sing-a-long. 21. Invent an imaginary hamster. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him. 22. In a creepy voice say to everyone `You will die in seven days’ Act like nothing had happened. 23. Get up to sharpen your pencil or find a tissue, then stand up there and look around. Then cry out `I’m lost ’ 24. Ask if you can teach the class. 25. Act like you’re in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma’am and sir. March everywhere. 26. If a teacher isn’t already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal. 27. Draw a flipbook at the bottom right corner of your notebook. 28. .Re-enact or make up your very own 50-minute silent movie. 29. Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people you can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it. 30. Start singing Can you feel the love tonight from the Lion King. 31. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 32. Finish all your sentences with In accordance with the prophecy. 33. End all sentences with . . 34. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, Sorry, I really prefer it this way . 35. When someone says Have a nice day , tell them you have other plans . 36. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters CHECK YOUR FLY . 37. Shout WOW after every sentence of the lecture. 38. Ask whether you have to come to class. 39. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write Signup Sheet at the top, and start passing it around the room. 40. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers. 41. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, Can you spell that? 42. Disassemble your pen. Accidentally propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat. 43. Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you’re called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you’re waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to “speak.” When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, “I can’t believe you embarrassed me AGAIN….” 44. Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene. 45. Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit. 46. Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can’t start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive. 47. Start asking questions in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you’re really interested in what you’re discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down. 48. Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, “Bingo!” Apologize, and explain that you got confused. 49. Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces. 50. Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time. 51. Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time. 52. Superglue coins to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up. 53. Write fake love notes and slip them into people’s lockers 54. When you use the bathroom, get a LOT of soap on your hands (If it’s the slimy kind), but don’t wash it off, just leave goo all over doorknobs, railings, etc. 55. Screaming gibberish in crowded hallways is always good for a laugh. 56. Run around the school suspiciously with your hands in a gun shape while humming the misson impossible tune. 57. Look at the person next to you for a while then say “your one of them!” then run out the class room. 58. Stand up and pretend you are a flight attendent and review the emergency procedures and exits. 59. name your pen Mr Pen, talk to him often, cry and go mad if Mr pen commits suicide (falls off the table). 60. Put a sign on your desk that says “Out of my mind be back soon” Then go to sleep. If your teacher wakes you up Scream CAN’T YOU READ THE SIGN? then go back to sleep. |