Aluxishide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. I've been reading fan fiction for a few years now but am just now taking a stab at writting my own stories. I'm huge on humor. I love stories that will make me laugh out loud. So, needless to say the majority of what you find in here will probably be (or at least supposed to be) comedies. I mostly read Harry Potter or Twilight fan fics but I do on occasion read others like the Patriot or Dr Who Favorite pairings: Harry Potter Hermione: Draco Snape Sirius Remus Lucius Basicaly any Hermione except with Ron Harry: Ginny Luna on occasion Pansy Twilight Bella/Jasper Well, I will pretty much read Bella with anyone but not too fond of her and Edward because I don't really like Edward. Sorry. | |||||||
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To Protect That Which is Most Precious by Kallanit reviews
Hermione comes home excited to tell Ron that she's pregnant, but finds her boyfriend cheating on her. When Ron attacks her, Harry refuses to get involved and turns her away. Betrayed, Hermione leaves without saying where she's going or telling anyone that she's pregnant with Ron's child, in order to protect that which is most precious to her: her child. Eventual HG/SS pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,513 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Lily Potter's Biggest Secret by StrongHermione reviews
Following a moment of passion, Lily Potter finds herself in a difficult position. She does her best to hide it. What happens when seventeen years later, her biggest secret comes to light? A story chronicling the formation of a family. Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes. AU, EWE?, Post War, Mild OOC, Spoilers. Pairings: HG/DM HP/GW SS/OC - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 454,578 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
Taken by wmonica reviews
Jasper can't take it anymore. Alice has more faith in Edward then she dose Jasper. So Jasper kindnaps poor, poor Bella and takes her on an adventure Edward couldn't have given her becuase his lack of control. But then who dose she want?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,413 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 653 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Heals by abbymickey24 reviews
Your typical Edward leaves Bella and Alice leaves Jasper, but the whys are different so please give it a chance. Plus B/J won't meet again and fall in love in a day. Will be B/J though. Hum/Vam.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,042 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Luna in Potions class by theIrishkid reviews
What is Luna like when she's in potions class? Will Professor Snape be able to cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Letters From Emmett by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
Our Dear Friend Emmett decides to write every one in his family a special note! By Abbie, Posted by me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Emmett
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A New Love by Jasper's Darlin' Kathy reviews
Takes place after Edward leaves in New Moon. Jasper runs off after nearly attacking Bella and returns home a few days later and he comes home to find that all his family is gone and there's a note telling him not to follow. Suck at summaries. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,812 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
It sounded like a juice box by theladyclyne reviews
Jasper visits Carlisle at work and looks for a snack. Please leave critiques and reviews, it's my first time writing for Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
One Vital Ingredient by cocoachristy reviews
A foul curse cast on Hermione and Ginny leaves them forced to search out one vital ingredient from their soul mates. Will Draco and Severus help them in their time of need? This is my response to a Potter Place Winter Prompt Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,217 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Year by Raven2k4 reviews
Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,725 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6603 - Favs: 5,718 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dare by Dream4 reviews
Summary: Before the start of the Seventh year term, Hermione and Ginny trick Draco into playing a muggle game of Dare throughout the school year. Voldemort is gone. UNDER construction, there are addt'l scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 84,780 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
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The misadventure of Hermione Granger
When Hermione finds herself in the past she decides the best course of action is to keep history as it should be. But with her presence alone changing things how much can the past stay the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Hermione G.
Edward's small revenge reviews
Takes place after Let the Fun begin, might want to read that first. It will make more sense. A short look of what happened at the house while the guys were in the clearing with Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Edward, Alice - Complete
The castle is haunted? reviews
entry for 100 promts challange is AU and OOC at moments What happens when Dudley informs Harry and the Weasleys that Hogwarts is haunted?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Family Portrait reviews
Sweet moment between Esme and Carlisle. Carlisle's shares his ideas of what their children would look like as toddlers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Let the fun begin reviews
When the family goes away for the weekend and leaves Bella, Jasper and Emmett alone in the new house what will they do with thier short time of freedom? Why pull the best prank ever of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
