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Joined 10-22-09, id: 2122758, Profile Updated: 11-27-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Supernatural.

I like humor. That's pretty much all I write.

That and parody's.

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Visions of a Paranoid Schizophrenic by Unimaginative Lot reviews
She was homeless, filthy and psychotic: everything society detests in a human being... She saw things others couldn't, and she knew she wasn't crazy... Set during book five. Slight ambiguous spoilers starting in chapter 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,963 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/26/2018 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sirius B., Severus S., OC
Reconstructed by ohmytheon reviews
(AU) Catelyn married Tywin Lannister to ensure the safety of her children. It's become a very strange life for Arya Stark, much different from the first time she lived in King's Landing, and even more difficult to deal with her new family situation. These few chapters describe just a few moments as she grows up under the Lannisters.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,980 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Arya S., Catelyn T., Tywin L.
Leaves of Grass by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,365 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., OC
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 3,267 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Far From Home by Little Kunai reviews
Akatsuki has been destroyed and the few members left are being hunted down. On sheer accident a badly injured Konan finds herself thrust into the world of witches and wizards and must learn to adapt to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,020 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Konan
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Second Chances by Spades 44 reviews
Crime doesn't stop just because you're dead. Set in the afterlife. L catches bad guys, eats cake, falls in love, and is haunted by a giant evil skeleton. Very, very slow meandering romance. Naomi/Raye. Matt/Mello. L/someone familiar.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 449,968 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - L - Complete
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
I Am Swaplocked by Doctor WTF reviews
It's just the sort of case that Molly Hooper lives for. Identical twins murdered on the same night on opposite sides of town at the same time. But the victims didn't have an identical twin. And twins don't share fingerprints. And for some reason Sherlock Holmes thinks that he is a Consulting Detective instead of her Pathologist. Fascinating. -A swaplocked sherlolly fic-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
If One Were to Change the World by Hamako14 reviews
Zoe wishes that she could change the Death Note plot line, but her wish becomes reality as she's thrown into the Death Note world. Having a connection with her friend in the real world, they try to change the story for the better. OC/L Beware: Spoilers!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - L
Story Of The Century by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
An amateur journalist's search for a story to finally legitimize her leads her tumbling into the heart of a monstrous war of minds upon seeing things she shouldn't have, starting with a strange photo and an even stranger young man. L x OC. COMPLETED! Art by Timekeeper101.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 254,300 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - [L, OC] [Light Y., Misa A.] - Complete
Saving Grace by Gimme Mocha reviews
Grace Bowden is still a small-time witch, but that's enough to put her square in the sights of a serial killer whose path of destruction has brought him to Chicago. White Night spoilers!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Thomas R. - Complete
Dead Man's Witch by Gimme Mocha reviews
Grace Bowden, small-time Chicago witch, is contacted to help with a ghost problem. She just wants to help the boy-ghost, but when her path crosses that of Harry Dresden, she'll need more than good intentions to get out of it alive. Set during Dead Beat!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,585 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
The Blackest of Tears by with-a-passion reviews
Sirius Black has a daughter, niether he or his daughter know of each other...at least until Alexa's fourth year at Hogwarts. Set during The Prisoner Of Azkaban at first...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sirius B., OC
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6522 - Favs: 13,561 - Follows: 5,370 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Pandemonuim by ReaperRain reviews
Even when it's all over, the noise of Oblivion never truly leaves her. Mentions of Martin Septim and Lucien Lachance.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Martin S., Lucien L. - Complete
The First Law of the Mithlantil by EDelta88 reviews
How most of the story could have been avoided [Also, my first fic and hilariously terrible]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
The First Step by Ellynn reviews
AU. Several years after the War of the Ring, while riding through Ithilien on a stormy winter night, Boromir finds a baby orc...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Boromir, Orc - Complete
Seventy two Hours by Rae Roberts reviews
We've read the trilogy, seen the movies; we all know orcs are irredeemably evil...but what if they weren't ? Three short days might change a life forever. Rated for orcish violence. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Complete
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The Right Thing
All you can think, as you sit on that chair, hands clasped together and waiting, is that this has gone on too long. The Winchesters will do anything to save those close to them. Other's aren't so dedicated.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the School Inspection reviews
Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Albus D.
Be Smart reviews
Q: How do you survive fictional characters waking you up in the middle of the night? This is what I came up with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
The beginning reviews
just a simple get together between 4 friends celebrating there fav anime Naruto until a flashing light took them away to the real thing. now being stuck in the world of your fav anime is fun but when all the people you meet try to kill you it gets tiring
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,907 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010
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