HEY!! I've seen a lot of people writing like a bunch on their profile so I wanted to try:

Stupid thing of the day/week/month:

1.I just grabbed my T.V. remote and dialed my friends phone number. I knew something was wrong when it didn't ring! Lol!

2.flipping through channels on the television , and just saw two guys making out on that channel! God, it was disturbing.

fav book: Harry potter series ( I know everyone says this, but I love it! I only write stories for PJo though.)

fav sports: volleyball, basketball (kinda), soccer (kinda), rock climbing,and snowboarding.

fav. Quotes: "Your mind is your worst enemy." I don't know who said it, but I like it.

fav. fruit: apple

fav. Vegetable: carrot

Gender: Girl

Eye Color: Green

Favorite T.V. Shows: Avatar: The Last Air bender (loved it, but it ended), Castle, Chuck, and Lost.

Hair Color: originally blond, but for some reason my hair is brown at the top (i did not dye it)

Favorite Goddess: Artemis

Favorite God: Hermes

Teams: Baseball: St.Louis Cardinals, Basketball: Phoenix Suns, and Football: Arizona Cardinals.

Lucky numbers: 13 (I love Steve Nash- basketball), 23 (I love Michael Jordan-basketball OF COURSE), 6, and 5 (for no reason).

Sibs: two brothers, no sisters

TEAM POSEIDON OR TEAM ATHENA

ME: TEAM ATHENA

WHICH ARE YOU?

TEAM GROVER: PERCY'S BEST FRIEND FROM BOOK OR TEAM "BROVER": PERCY'S BLACK "PROTECTOR" FROM THE MOVIE

ME:TEAM GROVER

WHICH ARE YOU?

TEAM RACHEL OR TEAM ANNABETH

ME: TEAM ANNABETH

WHICH ARE YOU?

TEAM PERCY OR TEAM LUKE

ME:TEAM PERCY

WHICH ARE YOU?

TEAM JASON OR TEAM PERCY (IN OTHER WORDS TEAM GREEK OR TEAM ROMAN)

ME:TEAM PERCY/GREEK

WHICH ARE YOU?

TEAM GAEA OR TEAM OURANOS

ME:NEITHER

WHAT AM I?

Prep

You own a cell phone.

You own something from Abercrombie.

You own something from Pacsun.

You own something from Hollister.

You own something from American Eagle.

You love/like going to the mall. (only to go to the movie theather)

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks. (eh)

You have been called a brat. (in a form)

You hate buying things that are on sale. (haha i'm cheap)

You have more than one house.

Total: 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors. (yup)

You have thought about death. (every day :( )

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic. (I got a gir shirt - you know invader Zim right?)

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark. (blonde, dirty blonde, and light brown aren't dark are they?)

You dislike preps. (unless there nice, which doesn't seem to happen to often)

You're an athiest/satanist/agnostic.

Total: 4

PUNK

You can skateboard.

You've worn plaid. (it goes with everything)

You like converse.

You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (i wish)

You hate pink. (how do you hate a color?)

You hate/dislike preps. (dislike)

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. ( didn't know there were such thing)

Total: 2

GEEK (yup)

You love the computer. (haha totally)

You like Harry Potter. (so excited for 7 part 2! Going to the midnight showing)

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts. (contacts and glasses-got them before i was even in 5th grade)

You get straight A's. (yup)

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band. (not very fun)

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework. (i'm totally a geek)

You never miss school unless you're sick. (i fake being sick and like to go on vacations)

Total: 8

EMO (shouldn't all of these be the same question: do you cut yourself?)

You cut yourself over depression.

You have been depressed. (who hasn't?)

You have black rimmed glasses. (how does that make me emo!)

You like the band Evanescense.(never heard of it)

You cry easily. (not at all)

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo. (i've never been called emo)

You keep/have kept a journal/diary. (project for a class)

You have written a sad poem. (yup)

You think emo chicks/guys are hot. (they scare me)

Total: 4

GHETTO/GANGSTA (haha-totally me)

You like rap. (eh)

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (sillybands?)

You swear once in a while or a lot. (haha)

You have free styled. (don't ask)

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance. (haha no)

Total:3

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music. (i'm practically deaf)

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. (YA!)

You never walk anywhere. (i'm not in a wheelchair if that' what the question is)

You wear slip on shoes. (tennies rule!)

You wear/wore Vans. (tnnies rule!)

You like the band Panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it. (:P)

You love to "hardcore" dance.

Your hair has been dyed more than 1 color.

Total: 4

ATHLETIC (yup)

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. (basketball shoes)

You collect all your jerseys. (i keep them if that's what you mean)

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards. (there dumb trophies)

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. (i don't kow where my steve nash one went)

Your garage consists of sports equipment. (basketballs, soccer balls, volleyballs, bikes, etc.)

You belong/belonged to a school team. (basketball and track-will be volleyball and tennis)

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. (like 6 this summer)

You have a specific number. (14)

Total: 9

If you feel like any of these team things are cool post them on your profile, but change the answer to what matches yours.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I'm Sorry;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

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List 15 names from PJO and HOO (lol, heros of Olympus) in a random order:

1.Percy

2.Grover

3.Thalia

5.Annabeth

6.Jason

7.Piper

8.Leo

Hedge

10. Clarisse

11. Drew

12.Silena

13.Chiron

14.Will (child of Apollo)

15. Kronos

Questions and Answers:

okay, here's the story: 1 and 3 get murdered by 4, then 4 marries 12 and has 13 as a baby. 13 over throws 4 and 12 and makes 7 his minion. 7 and 13 marry and their children are 15,9, and 2. They all have a party and invite 5,6,8,10,11, and 14 to it. 14 marries 5, 6 marries 10 and 8 dies alone. they all die the end.

translation: Percy and Thalia get murdered by Nico, the Nico marries Silena and has Chiron as a baby(what the heck). Chiron over throws Nico and Silena and makes Piper his minion. Piper and Chiron marry and their children are Kronos, Coach Hedge, and Grover (all of them aren't even demi-gods.) They all have a party and invite Annabeth, Jason,Leo,Clarisse,Drew, and Will to it. Will marries Annabeth, Jason marries Clarisse (unexpected), and Leo dies alone(aww). They all die in the end. (That was an awkward story).

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Haley

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Halizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Elephant (sounds r-tarded)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lois Newport?

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Arnhaute (that sounds awesome!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Dr.Pepper?

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Hnohtse (Sounds great.)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Laya (My Portuguese water dog, and I had her before Obama did!)

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 70/100 apply to me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (well, it was on purpose. I couldn't find the other matching shoe)

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (happens to me all the time)

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (Happens to everyone...)

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (that was fun)

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (stabbed myself with pins, hit myself with sticks, belly bombed a tree that was thicker than me, etc... lol)

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out. (My forearm, didn’t hurt much. But not allot of stuff does hurt me.)

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (I actually was stabbing my finger with the needle on a pin)

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. (i'm not a guy)

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (i went around the house with it stuck on my head)

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before (i once spelled my name Hayley, when someone asked me how it was spelled. I corrected myself, but whenever they txt me they spell it like that)

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.(sometimes)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Just a few)
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 14(and a half)/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Only when my lips are dry)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (FIGHT BREAST CANCER!)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
you like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total=6/25 (i'm more guy then girl!)

Pick the month you were born in:
January: I ran shirtless with...
February: I kissed...
March: I slept with...
April: I ran naked with...
May: I cuddled with...
June: I smoked dope with...
July: I killed...
August: I needed...
September: I banged...
October: I killed...
November: I shot...
December: I stabbed...

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01: ...a camera...
02: ...a dog...
03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...
04: ...a Spartan...
05: ...a stripper...
06: ...your mom...
07: ...Barney the dinosaur...
08: ...a prostitute...
09: ...a pornstar...
10: ...a bag of weed...
11: ...my toothbrush...
12: ...my crush...
13: ...Santa Claus...
14: ...a duck...
15: ...a horse...
16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...
17: ...a meth junkee...
18: ...a bisexual...
19: ...a tampon...
20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...
21: ...a homeless guy...
22: ...this hot dude/chick...
23: ...my lover...
24: ...an Easter egg...
25: ...George Washington...
26: ...Master Yoda...
27: ...Spiderman...
28: ...a Welshman...
29: ...my postman...
30: ...a glass of milk...
31: ...a fluffy bunny...

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
Black: ...because that's how I roll.
Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing.
Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.
Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.
Purple: ...because I like pointy things.
Gray: ...because I love sexual tension.
Other: ...because my boobies are huge.
Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole.
Orange: ...because I smoke crack
Other: ...because I gotta pee.
Brown: ...because the little people told me to.
Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!

mine is: I shot a bag of weed because I love sexual tension/it was for the good of whole! WHATTTTT!!!!!!!??!?!??!?!

my cousin was: I need a welshmen because I'm a pimp.