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![]() HEY Peeps! Just getting started so... I read (fanfics): Percy Jackson and the Olympians Twilight Maximum Ride (love the crossovers) Ouran High School Host Club (MoriXHaruhi) (Tamaki X Haruhi) (Twinlove) Music is such a big part of my life nearly all of my stories will include it. So be warned even if it isn't listed it is probably a songfic. I hate stories that: Are all human (excluding. O.H.S.H.C. of course) Don't have normal pairings Leave Rosalie a complete bitch the whole story, Emmett a doofus the entire story, and Bella a clumsy dolt are skimp on details I am: Pro-Edward for Bella but want Jacob (or Emmett) for me desperately in love with Takashi! (insert screaming fangirls) best friends with Seth Clearwater (in my mind at least snickers) an alto saxaphonist and violinist an active participator in musical theater and dance a nerdy African American who loves research I am a fifteen year old sophmore who currently lives in Humble, Texas. 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A friend helps you up when you fall, but a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected, but a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!".. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (Dude. I'd kill someone to be a vampire. Seriously. As long as I didn't have to eat horses. =D I wouldn't mind eating those dang campers. . . . Hmm. . .) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) 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If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when you spend your whole spring break reading fan fiction getting little to no sleep every night. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + (like Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows!!) book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.(like Edward Cullen) If you think the coco puff bird should go to rehab, copy this into your profile If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle Jr, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Damon Salvatore, Erik Night), JaylaHaileyCullen(Edward Cullen, Forget a prince with a horse I want a vampire with a Volvo! and Dimitri Belikov), Charlotte1993 (Edward Cullen, Stark(HON), Erik Night, Dimitri, Christian, Adrian...), MJade89cent (Twilight men (nearly all of them!), Fang from Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter….this list goes on and on… If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 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