Rude has been trying to court Reno, but the redhead seems abnormally oblivious. Rude wonders why as he tries anew, Tseng steps in to lend a hand, and somehow, the tales that follow never seem to get all the details right. Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII.

This is a collection of short stories about the Sanji/Usopp pairing. They will range anywhere from friendship to strong yaoi, and the rating will change as such. The genre will also vary, from romance to drama, humor, AU and everything in between.

Earth people are weird.

Spandam gets sick of the lax dress code and instates a new policy that doesn't work out quite the way he'd planned.

The scene we never saw in the Twilight Princess credits. Find out why Link was riding away from his village instead of toward it.

Zoro and Luffy get left behind with the ship one day, which of course means a bored captain. So the two set out for adventure and wind up meeting a group of animals that really end up making the day anything but boring. ZoLu Oneshot

Luffy and his crew are put to the test when he and Zoro are stranded on an island that's far more than it seems to be. With little provisions, will captain and first mate hunt?...Or be hunted?

Which is where Zoro makes sure Luffy usually is. [very light ZoroLuffy undertones]

Although a picture speaks a thousand words, an afternoon doodle of Luffy's holds volumes. Particularly for Zoro.

Usopp, uneasy with the idea of sailing with an infamous swordsman like Zoro, gets a surprise -- and some comfort -- when he walks in on something unexpected.