Disclaimer: I don't own Organization XIII. Sorry for the butchering of the English sentence structure, I don't believe in grammar.

Xemnas's love for the neat and orderly was no secret to any member of Organization XIII. All chores were promptly written out, distributed in a certain fashion, and then completed with as much grace and dignity as any other task that was given by the Superior. Between Castle Oblivion and The World That Never Was, there was not one building or piece of furniture that was without a specified place.

Needless to say, Xemnas's order was constantly being messed up. Although there were certain members, Zexion, Vexen, Lexeus, and Saïx, that preferred to keep things the way there were meant to be –the way Xemnas had wanted them- there were other members that often went out of their way to ruin any order the chrome walls held.

As much as Axel would have loved to be the first to think of it, Xigbar was the original "Destroyer of Order." At first it was only a pile of magazines –Xigbar finding it hilarious as he watched Xemnas nearly have a coronary over the pile of material now askew. Axel immediately wanted "in" when he saw the reaction of their beloved Superior.

After the magazine pile came the furniture: couches were placed at slight slants, to fit the coffee tables that were now too far right or left. Axel and Xigbar decided that any beverage that was consumed had better leave a ring, no coasters were necessary.

They'd watched on the security cameras stationed around Castle Oblivion as Xemnas came in contact with the once precise Member Lounge, and the two nearly died laughing when Xemnas just about cried –although he swore he would, no could never- when he saw the state his coffee table was in. He noted to himself that the coasters were within arm's length, and that they could've easily been used.

Axel and Xigbar were thrilled when Marluxia confessed to Xemnas. He was devastated that he'd spilt his entire bottle of hot pink hail polish on the white floors, and in an attempt to remove it with alcohol...only managed to make the stain ten times worse.

Xemnas was beside himself, deciding that Marluxia was the one who had ruined the precision of his castle –so angry that he never noticed Xigbar and Axel's giggling whenever he strode by.

From then on the two got away with murder –Xemnas never finding out who really destroyed the order in the first place, and Marluxia constantly taking the blame for it.

If anything, Xemnas's obsessive compulsive disorder only increased –he would never rid himself of his constant need for order and meticulousness, but instead became more of a maid than before in a futile attempt to keep his castle at its cleanest.

Much to Axel and Xigbar's dismay, Saix caught them on camera –the security measures serving not only for the two, but against them as well. They were relieved when Xemnas was too exasperated by all the past events to find a fitting punishment. Perhaps, Xemnas thought, he should've seen this as the beginning of the rest of his life, because he never did manage to keep order for very long since.