Fifteen is by far the low point of my life thus far. There are plenty of things that I could probably name to explain why it's so horrible, but I think there's only one word I need to say to really sum it up: Puberty. PhineasxFerb. Now a series.

The Kurt Cobain of His Time? Ferb Fletcher is Dead At 27. The rise and fall of internationally adored band The Highlighters, and a glimpse into a relationship that is as beautiful as it is destructive.Eventual P/F.Rated for Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll.

WINNER OF EIGHT FANNIE AWARDS! Posing for THAT risque photo in CLIQUE CLIQUE lit the fuse. Now, stripped of the protection that being a minor gave her, Kim has to come to terms with herself, her changing relationship with a certain green former hero, and a deadly new world where there's a price on her head! Sorry for the long delay, but CHAPTER 61 is FINALLY here!

"You're not him. You can't be him." Frank Fontaine has taken Atlas, and Jack sets out to rescue him. Alternate ending to the game.

He didn't plan to take Danville. Just a few meaningless lives. Then he'd go after something larger: the Tri-state area. Third genre Action. Later chapters not for the faint of heart. Rated for violence, character death, and some language. SUPER HIATUS

It's been awhile but I'm back! This is my spin on the 100 word song inspired fic. All stories will be Phinabella but not all will be romance. Request taken via message and review. Disclaimer: I don't own songs or characters.

Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.

Thor is deceived by Loki's simulacrums five times - in play, in seduction, in sparring, in celebration, and in war. One time, Thor finally learns - but it just might be too late. Contains heavy slash.

When you work to protect the world you're not suppose to fantasise about someone who wants to destroy it. Maria Hill/Loki oneshot.

Sometimes, you find true love in the most unexpected person. And sometimes, that person has been there all along. Jeff/Annie/Abed love triangle.

Lies, love, and the meddling of a powerful goddess come together in a life-shattering mix when a new world order, run by two unlikely con men, rises from the ashes of a fallen kingdom.

Ferb sets out to win a girl's heart - but he has no idea what he's getting himself into. Beliefs will be challenged, questions raised, and wars will threaten to burn away Ferb's dreams. Read and review, please

The final moments of a splicer. One-shot.

Vanessa proves she IS evil.

ONESHOT. Comfort can be found in the most unexpected persons...

Ferb is a man of few words, especially when Phineas is around. Because why would he repeat what has already been said? One-side Ferbella.

Phineas, devastated and broken, wishes on a star... It's kinda complicated. You could just read it. If you want. That'd be cool. "T" for character death and some violence.

Sometimes, Isabella isn't sure she's good enough...but Ferb is. I guess it was inevitable, but...Ferbella.

Sometimes things don't work out like how anyone anticipated. An 18-year old Phineas Flynn finds that real love turns up where he least expected it: Right under his nose all along. New chapter is actually a further note from me, the author. Please read.

Alternative version of WHIG with NSFW ending. RATED M FOR GOOD REASONS.

"What makes you so special! There are guys out there who'd treat me better. And when it comes to looks, I've seen girls with enough curves to make anyone's mouth water." One-sided Candace/Stacy

"Many individuals walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints on your heart." A collection of moments shared between Phineas and Isabella, each contributing to their life's remarkable journey. No concrete storyline.

For long you live and high you fly, But only if you ride the tide, And balanced on the biggest wave, You race towards an early grave. -A gathering of Mysterion one-shots for the angsty at heart.-Formerly titled Breathe.

By himself, Ferb calls Phineas "Mr. Oblivious". Only now does he realize that this odd title was a blessing in disguise. ONESHOT, implied Phinabella.

They say we don't fit together; they say we weren't meant to be. Well. Here's fifty reasons that we love each other, and to hell with what they say.

There's only one reason I can't tell Isabella I don't like her. And his name is Django Brown.

Married for years, Vanessa never stopped feeling like she had to compete with Phineas for Ferb's attention. After the accident, tragic as it was, she was glad to have her chance...only, the "accident" wasn't all that it seemed.

We had always known each other. But we had never before realized how deeply our feelings ran. We both discovered it at the same time, in the same place... In each other's arms.

Before now, Isabella had never understood why Phineas looked up to his brother so much.

She was supposed to come back from San Francisco. She didn't come back. So Barney went to find her. Goes AU from the start of Season 2. Barney/Lily

Things begin to heat up one summer afternoon between Phineas and his number 1 girl. My first P&F fic, and obviously Phinabella. Oneshot, and I hope you enjoy it. Rated to be safe

Ferb and Vanessa return from their honeymoon and get frisky in the garage.

"What do you see when you look in the mirror?" "I? I see myself holding a pair of thick woollen socks." Dumbledore looks in the Mirror of Erised as Harry makes his way back to his dorm. He had not been entirely truthful.

Summer ends, and so does a bond that had only ever grown stronger over the years. Yet illusions of a "past" life remain alive for Ferb, who struggles to cope without his other half. COMPLETE.

Phineas wakes up one morning with Ferb nowhere in sight. Soon everyone realizes that neither of them can function so well without the other. COMPLETE.

Ariana brought her flowers to the attic. She made a garden where there was none. Where sunlight fell through the windows, distorted into slats by the presence of iron bars. Barred windows to hold a barred mind.

Navi is killed by Link's shadow inside the Water Temple, leaving the Hero of Time gravely injured, and Sheik is forced to accompany him more thoroughly on his quest. But the shadow is not satisfied. Yaoi/shounen-ai is contained herein. FINISHED!

THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.

Calvin becomes the opposite of Stupendous Man. "I'll say I had plenty of dreams, not all of them normal."

For the silent one of the family, Ferb certainly keeps a lot of things to himself. This story is one of them.