'Ello! It's Rae here, or Nargles If you prefer :)

Other than the profile you are on now, I am also apart of this collab Profile with my dear, wonderful wifey TrisanaChandler13 aka Tris-Chan called Raesana :) Where you can also find stories I have also written :)

Table of Contents: Completed Challenges Archive [Categorizing My Stories Because I'm OCD]

I. Introductions/Shoutouts

II. Awards/Stories written for me

III. Profile fillers/Fun game type things/Learn about me

IV. SHIPS

V. Death Note Section

VI: Harry Potter Section

VII: One Direction Section

VIII: Challenges I have entered/Or am hosting

IX: Music that I love/Beliefs and stuff

X. Favorite quotes/Poems/Thank You's and Niceties

I. Introduction/Shoutouts:

Welcome to where my stories can be found. My current obsessions Include Harry Potter My favorite character Is Luna Lovegood. Kingdom hearts Where Roxas Is my favorite character. Death Note, I am obsessed with the Wammy boys :) I've watched Ouran High School Host Club, Kuroshitsuji, and Clannad. Last but not least, One Direction I love them all :) But I think my favorite is probably Niall

So if that hasn't scared you off,Check out my stories and my youtube (Roxaslover1693) I Have a few AMV's im proud of! :3

I, Nargles, have challenged myself! I am proud to be a part of the HPFC forum.

I consider these beautiful people my best buddies on Fanfiction.net, from the HPFC Forum will be anyone on the Next Generation Discussion Topic that I have conversed with :D

From other forums like my Wammy House RP are Paper Reaper, Jayfeather22, and A.brokenheart.might.never.heal

R.I.P -- B.F.S.B.I.T.U You were literally so awesome and I will miss you always best buddy :)

II. Awards That I Have Won For My Stories/ Stories Written For Me :D

Which Wand - Won first place In the The Gemstone Competition

One Night - Won third place In the The Gemstone Competition

The Calendar - Won third place In the The Gemstone Competition

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Drabble Tag - Where countless drabbles have been written for me. Thank you to everyone who has written one for me!

Camp Potter Drabble Tag - Where countless drabbles have been written for me. Thank you to everyone who has written one for me!

There's A Ghost In My Bedroom - Lizzie

Hermione In Wonderland - The Wifey

Raindrops on Roses - The Wifey

III. Profile fillers/Fun game type things/Learn about me

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.

2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)

4. Employ the vernacular.

5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

8. Contractions aren't necessary

9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.

10. One should never generalize.

11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.

13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

14. Profanity sucks.

15. Be more or less specific.

16. Understatement is always best.

17. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.

19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

20. The passive voice is to be avoided.

21. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.

23. Who needs rhetoric

The English Language:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favor of the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter! In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' wiz 'v'. During ze fifz year ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kurs be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After ze fifz yer ve vil hav a rali sensibl ritn styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evriun vil find it ezi tu undrstand ech ozer. Zen Z Drem Vil Finali Kum Tru!!

al questions?

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

My hair

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

Coffee

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

4. Do you plan outfits?

Definitely not

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

Sad

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?

The plastic wrapper around our loaf of bread lol

7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?

I would probably scream my bloody head off and then run away

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

It was about me In downtown where I live and I saw One Direction but I didn't have a camera on me so I went and asked my best friend who was down the street making cookie dough on the cement blacktop with twenty other people. She gave me her camera and then I went and took a picture with Zayn I think, and so I kept asking Niall If I could have a picture with him because he Is my favorite, but I think we kept getting interrupted, but It wasn't happening. I woke up crying the end.

9. Three of your current feelings?

Sad, depressed, and hopeless

10. What are you craving right now?

Taco's and Mcdonald's french fries

11. Do you floss?

No, my teeth are so crooked and pressed together so tight not even floss can get through ... Attractive? I know

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Cabbage patch dolls! (90's kid!)

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?

Maybe like five years ago :) Good times :)

14. When was the last time you cried? Why?

Like an hour ago

15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?

Hulk because he's strong and green

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

No

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

I lick It, because I have sensitive teeth and they will get numb and painful If I bite It

18. Favorite movie ever?

Harry Potter everything!

19. Do you like yourself?

No

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

Me and my cousin met Ty Pennington from when he was doing Home Makeover In out area :)

21. Could you handle being in the military?

Definitely not

22. What are you listening to right now?

Complete and utter silence, just the way I like It

23. How many countries have you visited?

Only the one I live In

24. Are your parents strict?

Yes very

25. Would you go sky diving?

I want to so bad

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

Uh I don't think so

27. Whats on your mind right now?

The question you just asked, then I forgot to watch some Inuyasha today whoops

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?

Yeah

29. Have you ever been in a castle?

No

30. Do you rent movies often?

Well, my family does but not ones that I like that much

31. Whats your zodiac sign?

Gemini

32. When was the last time you had sex?

Nun yo bee's wax bro

33. Name five facts about yourself.

1.I am OCD

2. I am SPD

3. I have social anxiety

4. I have Growth horomone Disorder

5. I like the color green

35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?

Karma

36. Brown or white eggs?

White

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Yeah

38. Ever been on a train?

No

39. Ever been in love?

Yeah

40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

Definitely not I would die of fright literally

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

Well, Niall

42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?

Yeah

43. Whom do you admire and why?

One Direction

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

The one wear little bunny foo foo was hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head, and then down came the little good fairy and said, "little bunny foo foo If you don't stop bopping those field mice on the head I will turn you Into a goooooon!" Then after three times, the little good fairy did turn little bunny foo foo Into a goon. I dunno this story speaks to me lol

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?

Call the cops, I'm sorry but I'm afraid of fire

46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?

No they should be able to choose!

47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?

hehehehe

48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?

never heheheh

50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

I would take some, and then return the rest right beside the car

51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?

Duh, I would not care. I would be sad, but I would not care

52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?

Yeah

53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

I am a virgin you Harlot!

54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?

No not In real life

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?

No fucking way

56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?

L from Death Note

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

I would go back to before TV was invented

58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?

Uhm no

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?

Yeah

60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?

Yes

61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?

I would choose to be wealthy yes I would

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 4

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A strong girl

is one that can smile the next day

when she cried herself to sleep

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Niall ...

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow

Green

3. Your first initial?

R

4. Your month of birth?

June

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Erica

7. Your favorite number?

14

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

SoCal

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I wish I could meet the person that saved my life

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

1. You are completely in love with this person. (True!)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (Uhm ... I don't think so ...)

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. (Sure, If you say so)

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fell in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever. (Why does this thing keep saying stuff about my love life because I'm lonelier than the last piece of bread okkie?)

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time, but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the chance. (Yeah, I guess so)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (That's a relative ...)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Too many!)

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. (True!)

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (Affirmative)

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Nope, far from It

2. Tall? HA!

3. In your pajamas? Well, It's what I wear most of the time *Scratches Head*

4. Left handed? A little, I broke my wrist once, so I am able to write okayyy with my left

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Uh, Sierra I guess, cause I'm not going to say Staci

2. Last girl/boyfriend: I wish

3. Person to text you: Rebecca

4. Was today better than yesterday? Yeah I think so

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 14

2. Color(s): Green and Purple

3. Fruit: Grapes and Peaches

4. Place: Church and Playgrounds

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Yeah ...

2. Are you happy? It may seem like It, but no

3. Are you sad? Yeah ...

4. Are you bored? Always

5. Heart-broken? Not now, but yeah

6. Are you nervous? Anxious? Yeah

7. Are you excited? For what?

8. Are you tired? No, and It's 11pm

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Rae Valentine (That's my alias actually, but I will get this legally changed!)

2. Nick names? Rae of sunshine, rayray, taco

3. Eye color? Brown

4. Zodiac sign? Gemini

5. Male or female? Android

6. Slut? Virgin.

7. Smart? I think so ...

8. Hair color? Brown, but looks black

9. Long or short? I prefer long hair, but I have mid length hair

10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats

11. Phone or Camera? Camera!

12. Drink or Smoke? Neither, ew

13. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Sally

2. First crush? Eric

3. First pet? Domino the cat

4. First big vacation? South Dakota to see my Nana

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing but I'm hungry, I need to fix that ...

2. Drinking? Monster Energy

3. I'm about to: Make some food

4. Listening to? The damned TV ugh

5. Plans for today? Up all night like this all night, yeah katy perry's on replay, she's on replay

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller?A little taller

2. Romantic or spontaneous? If It's not too much to ask a little of both?

3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive

4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Wut?

2. Lost glasses/contacts? I never wear my glasses

3. Ran away from home? I ran from another house, to my house

4. Broken someone's heart? I don't know

5. Been arrested? Nope, I never get caught

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yep

2. Yourself? Most of the time, but I never go through with It

3. Heaven? Yess

4. Santa Claus? YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH

5. Love? Whatever

6. Do you like someone? Yes, he's Irish

7. Do you believe in God? Yeah

8. Answered the truth on all questions? Yeah I think so

FIRE..

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 5

WATER..

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 1

EARTH..

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 4

AIR..

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 6

DARKNESS..

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 4

LIGHT..

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

Total: 4

I'd be an air bender yeah yuh

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken andkool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
If I HATE PETA, I MUST hate ANIMALS.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
If I'm for ANIMAL RIGHTS, I MUST be with PETA.

IV. Pairings I ship:

harry potter:

Druna. Because opposites attract.
Druna. Because Draco could open up to Luna and know she wouldn't use it against him.
Druna. Because Luna would accept that Draco is not evil.
Druna. Because Draco needs an angel as much as anyone.
Druna. Because it makes a hell of a lot more sense than Draco/Astoria

Death Note:

One Direction:

Kingdom Hearts

V. Death Note:

1. Light

2. Matsuda

3. Sayu

4. L

5. Mello

6. Ryuk

7. Near

8.Rem

9. Watari

10. Matt

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

MelloxMatt, yes many! That's my favorite ship :3

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Sayu? Hot? She's really pretty If that's what you mean

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

0.0; ... I'm not sure ... Demon babies?

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Hmmm, I don't really read Watari centric fictions, although I'm sure they exist

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

I'm not sure ... It could work! Matsuda's humour and charm could coax Near to enjoying his mutual company, maybe

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

At least 4/9 Is plausible ... But I don't read gaurdian/child fanfiction :p

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Near's head would explode from the sheer disgustingness of that pairing (And so would I near, so would I)

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Both Matsuda and Ryuk were drawn to each others personalities, they both love to make jokes and can't ever keep a straight face when around Sayu, she makes them both giddy and wants her to join in their little adventures xD

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Yes! A personal favorite of mine :D

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Let's burn the hatchet and eat some chocolate Instead

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Hahah, I would just use the canon plotline, they both get handcuffed together so the lemony goodness happens :)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

I HOPE NOT O.O;

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Gamer by Krooked K

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

I would use the scenario I made up from #8, so Sayu walks In and can't resist Matsuda's teddy bear charm

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

"I can give you more chocolate, L offered me a piece of cake so I stashed It for you" xD

16. two/four/six/eight? what would it be like?

Sayu and L have sex In the same room as Rem and Ryuk, things get kinky ( Ew ... )

17. 13579? one/three/five/seven/nine - describe an adventure!

Sayu thinks that Near Is Incredibly adorable and has a crush on him, but Watari acts as Near's body guard and doesn't let anyone get close to him, so Sayu hires her brother to think of a plan, and ends up kidnapping Near for her bwhahahaha

19. 20= 893? interpret this as you wish.

I need brain bleach --.--

20. put them all together!

LiSuYuLelloYukNeaReTarAtt

VI. Harry Potter Section:

Harry Potter Interview: Verified by Pottermore

What house do you belong In?

Slytherin

What wand do you have?

Length: 10 1/2 in
Wood: Ash
Core: Unicorn
Flexibility: Unyielding

- What is your favorite Harry Potter book?

I liked Harry potter and The Goblet of Fire, because the Triwizard Tournament and all the underlying mystery that came along with It was so great to read, plus the little sub plots not included In the movie were good :) Like If you remember Winky The Elf you are golden!

- What is your favorite Harry Potter film?

My favorite movie was either the third one or the seventh one I can't decide

- Who is your favorite character overall?

Luna Lovegood, she's just so silly but has depth

- Who is your least-favorite character?

I don't have one lol

- Who is your favorite Hogwarts professor?

I love Mcgonagall because even though she Is stern with the kids, she known them really well and gives them a break sometimes

- What is your favorite Hogwarts house?

I like Ravenclaw, even though I'm a slytherin myself

- What is your favorite class offered at Hogwarts?

I like either Astronomy or charms class

- Who is your favorite villain?

Bellatrix!

- What is your favorite Horcrux?

My favorite horcrux was the locket because It was so close to home, what with It being Sirius' brother and all, and I loved the story Kreacher had to tell

-What is your favorite Deathly Hallow?

Mine Is the cloak, because obviously you can be so undetectively invisible

- What Is your favorite spell?

I like Wingardium Leviosa and Stupefy

- Favorite Potter?

James

- Favorite Weasley?

Fred and George Weasley

- Favorite Black?

Probably Bellatrix or Sirius

- Favorite Diagon Alley shop?

Florean Fortescue's Ice cream

- Favorite quiddich position?

Beater

- Favorite secret passage way out of Hogwarts?

The one eyed witch to Honeyduke's cellar one

- Favorite animagi In the movie or movie?

I like Ron's Jack Russell Terrier

Favorite test before the sorcerer's stone?

The potion drinking riddle one

Favorite Voldemort killing Harry attempt?

I liked the Chamber of Secrets attempt

Favorite room In Hogwarts?

Library

Favorite Hogwarts ghost?

The Bloody Baron

Favorite named creature?

Crookshanks

Favorite wizarding occupation?

Curse Breaker

Favorite Potion?

Felix Felicis

Favorite Weasley Wizard Weazes?

Skiving Snackboxes

Favorite order member?

Nymphadora

Favorite Maurader?

Lupin

How old were you when you read your first HP book?

About 11

How old were you when you saw your first HP movie?

About 12

How did you hear about Harry Potter?

From a friend who had already read the books, I couldn't even say Hermione's name right back then, she had to teach me lol

Who is your least favorite Harry Potter character?

Umbridge

Would you of joined the Order of the Phoenix or the Death Eaters?

Order of the Phoenix

What is your favorite Canon pairing?

Molly and Arthur Weasley

What is your favorite non-canon pairing?

Draco and Luna

Do you prefer Canon or Fandom?

I like a good mix

Have you read Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them?

Yes

If so what is your favorite Magical Creature?

I like the little puffskins

Have you read Quidditch Throughout the Ages?

Nope, not really Into sports

Would you play Quidditch professionally?

See the above answer lol

Have you read Tales of Beedle the Bard?

Yes

What was your favorite short story from Beedle?

Babbity Rabbity

Owl, Cat, Rat or Toad?

Cat

Prefect or Quidditch Captain?

Prefect

Would you enter the Triwazard Tournament?

Only If I wanted to die

What would have been your favorite task?

The Dragon

Which Divination Professor; Trewlany or Frienz?

Trewlany

Auror, Unspeakable or Mediwitch/wizard?

Auror

What do you think you would have seen in the Mirror of Erised?

Me moved out of my house being adept at taking care of myself and others

Who was your favorite DADA professor?

Lupin

Who was your least favorite?

Umbridge

What would be one of your Horcruxes?

Something very valuable to me hmm, maybe a key necklace that I always wear and I know who I'd kill

Did you get into Pottermore?

Yes

What day did you get in?

About three days after because I missed the notification oops

What house do you want to be in?

Slytherin :) I love Slytherin

Next Generation Head Canons:

Teddy: http:///photo/13/97/10/13971091_ori.jpg

James: http:///tumblr_lfxfljevf71qf31cp.jpg

Albus: http:///_cb20120126183256/harrypotter/images/a/a9/Albus-DH.png

Lily: http:///content/names/annalise-basso-1193578.jpg

Rose: http:///-ZLran13M8Ro/TiMkGQyhkcI/AAAAAAAAAUw/l03s6pg8fh8/s1600/meekakitty.jpg

Hugo: http:///albums/jj494/6469elaines/d2421eee.jpg

Victoire: http:///albums/ac339/I_am_a_dinosaur_ninja_robot/StrawberryBlonde.jpg

Dominique: https:///236x/fa/ac/cb/faaccb60973407d8000fee18c709e5c5.jpg

Louis: http:///-9ODUdi2rZhY/TyQK0PqG8NI/AAAAAAAAEyQ/jVJUvwJmogE/s640/beautiful-boy-cute-ginger-redhead-Favim.com-204850.jpg

Fred: http:///tumblr_m8v1rxZgMb1rd07qwo1_500.jpg, (http:///photos/Image/0411zmalik1.jpg )

Roxanne: http:///vi/0Jp3vf-uuPg/maxresdefault.jpg (http:///photos/Image/0411zmalik1.jpg)

Molly: http:///05592028d3498b9e0857ff3a26c9e3f8/tumblr_mftoovtSHh1rcyni7o1_500.jpg

Lucy: https:///hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/418430_274856302627713_1019131200_n.jpg?oh=cfa788eec213dc1544d47ae3dd94d307&oe=55907D54&_gda_=1433580421_0012152922c339e9731dfe1a38ea2970

Scorpius: http:///image/photos/24000000/Bertie-bertie-gilbert-24057189-500-278.png

Lysander: http:///wp-content/uploads/2011/02/TVchoiceinterview.jpg

Lorcan: http:///wp-content/uploads/2011/02/TVchoiceinterview.jpg

WANDS:

James - Poplar/Phoenix 11 Inches

Albus - Hawthorn/Unicorn 10 And A Half Inches

Lily - Red Oak/Unicorn 12 Inches

Rose - Ash/Dragon 9 And A Quarter Inch

Hugo - Apple/Dragon 12 And A Half Inches

Molly - Blackthorn/Phoenix 10 Inches

Lucy - Beech/Unicorn 11 Inches

Roxanne - Hazel/Unicorn 12 And A Half Inches

Fred - Rowan/Unicorn 10 And A Quarter Inch

Victoire - Willow/Dragon 12 Inches

Dominique - Sycamore/Phoenix 11 Inches

Louis - Pine/Phoenix 11 And A Quarter Inch

Scorpius - Cedar/Dragon 10 Inches

Lysander - Elm/Unicorn 12 Inches

Lorcan - Walnut/Unicorn 12 Inches

VII. One Direction Section:

Favorite boy: Niall

Favorite Up All Night Songs: One Thing and More Than This

Favorite Take Me Home Songs: Little Things and Heart Attack (Also, all the deluxe songs because they were perfect)

Favorite Midnight Memories Songs: Through The Dark and Does He Know

Favorite Four Songs: Fireproof

Favorite Music Videos: WMYB, Little Things, and Kiss You

Favorite Ships: Niam for life, lilo, larry and ziam

Favorite This Is Us Scene: The Japan bits were awesome :3

ZAYN LEFT THE BAND ONE DIRECTION ON MARCH 25TH 2015! WE MISS YOU AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU ZAYN!

VIII. Challenges I have entered/Or am hosting:

Competitions/Challenges I am In for the Long Haul:

Hosting/Hosted Challenges:

Music that I love/Beliefs:

Druna Playlist:

- She Is The Sunlight by Trading Yesterday

- Archangel by Burial

One Direction

All Time Low

AKB42

Forever The Sickest Kids

Mayday Parade

We The Kings

The Cab

The Maine

JubyPhonic

Anime Music (General)

Katy Perry

Avicci

The Neighborhood

Bon Iver

Coldplay

Rogue Wave

Echosmith

Ed Sheeran

Of Mice and Men

One Republic

Ron Pope

Political Things:

Gay Marriage: For
Abortion: Against
Suicide: For Choice
War:Against
Pants: Against
Clothes in General: Against

Issues that need to be explained

Abortion. Abortions should be Illegal because you can put that baby up for adoption and someone will love It. Plus killing your baby Is murder. I think abortion should be legal In only a case of medical emergency or someone who got pregnant by rape
Capital Punishment. The hell? In what universe does it make sense to punish someone for murder by murder?
Gay Marriage. I think people should get there nose out of other people's business and let whoever get married to whoever they want. It's not like letting them get married will make them stop having sex?
Religion. I am a Christian. It does make me really mad though when other people bash others religions, because not all Christians and bad, and neither are Muslims or whatever you are. You believe whatever you believe

X. Favorite Quotes/Poems/Thank You's and Niceties:

''Don't discount our powers;
We have made a pass
At the infinite,'' - Robert Frost

"Yeah. I’m a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words In the middle." -- Margo Roth Spiegleman

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Thank you to anyone who has taken the time to read any of my stories, or even just my profile because at least for a moment, you were nice to me