TemarixKiwi
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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Welcome! Changed my name, to ღ!TemarixKiwi!ღ Check out my page:

Name: Kristen or Temari(Prefer Temari. Only my friends call me that.)

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Hair/Eyes: Shoulder length brown hair.(Rather prefer my blonde Temari wig with 4 ponytails. X3) Eyes: Green.(Rather prefer my Nine Tailed Fox contacts, Sharingan/Mangekyō, or my dark blue Temari ones. X3)

Hobbies/Occupations: Cosplaying(Damn Straight! Better than boring regular Halloween costumes! XD), Anime Conventions(HELL TO THE YEAH!!!!!), Hanging with Matt(Itachi), Texting Akira! She is awesome!!! X3), Writing FanFictions(Damn straight! Love writing them, until it gets perverted! X3), Reading FanFictions, Drawing Anime(Best at drawing Naruto, The Boondocks, Shugo Chara, and Spirited Away), Watching Anime, Reading Manga, Making funny cosplay videos with Matt, Going to HersheyPark with Matt, Having Matt sleep over! XD Best time ever. He's my Itachi buddy. X3, and just being myself. :) Wanna know anymore, just ask me, for my email. X3 Thanx!

-ღ!TemarixKiwi!ღ-

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MySpace: http:///xxxsabakunotemarixxx

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/XxXSandSibsXxX

Favorite Anime/Movies:

Naruto & Naruto Shippuden(My #1 favorite anime! X3)

Shugo Chara(My 2nd favorite anime. X3)

Rosario+Vampire

Death Note

InuYasha

Chobits

Elfen Lied

Bleach(Watch it with Matt(Itachi! X3)

Bakugan Battle Brawlers(Again, with Matt(Itachi! X3)

The Boondocks(Again, I watch it with Matt(Itachi! X3)

Spirited Away(Best movie ever! Still have yet to give it back to my sister! XD)

Howl's Moving Castle(Still have yet to give that back to my sister also! XD

Ninja Assassin(There is no words for this movie, except...FUCKING AWESOME!!!! X3)

--I will update and upload stories as fast I can.

Favorite Naruto Couples:

GaaraxSakura(My Fav Couple! XD)

NarutoxSakura(Second best, but still the first to me.)

MinatoxSakura(I know he's Naruto's dad, but my friend got me hooked on reading fanfictions with this couple. I love them now! _)

KankuroxSakura

PeinxSakura

HidanxSakura

ItachixSakura

KibaxSakura

ShikamaruxSakura

SasukexSakura

ShikamaruxTemari

ItachixTemari

DeidaraxSakura

SasorixSakura

Anti-Couples I Hate:

SasukexKarin(I don't like this couple. I like Karin, she's a good character, but no-no for this couple.)

SasukexHinata(Never could happen! He doesn't talk to her!)

SasukexOC

NarutoxHinata(Even though she admits her love for him, He still likes Sakura.)

KibaxHinata

ShikamaruxIno(I like Ino. She is a good character, I just don't like this couple. She is better with Sai, well idk who.)

Any other character with whoever...

Naruto: YAOI

SasuxNaru

Favorite Shugo Chara Couple:

AmuxIkuto(All the way! Best Shugo Chara couple!!! X3)

Hates:

Bugs, enclosed places(I am very claustrophobic. I HATE elevators.), heights(But I love roller coasters like Fahrenheit at HersheyPark!), Deep water(I can't swim good.), Spicy foods, Sluts, Whores, Dykes, Preppy People, Barbie girl people, all those weirdos. My Principle Mr. Yacvoich, I don't know how the hell to spell his name, but I don't really give a shit! .There is more, but it will go on FOREVER! And I mean FOREVER!! XDDD

Loves:

Naruto & Naruto Shippuden(Couldn't live without this Anime! It's my favorite!), YAOI! I am starting to like it(Thanks to my friend Akira on myspace. XD), Eyeliner(I couldn't live without it!), Anime(Luvs it so much!!), Cosplaying(It is effing awesome!! I cosplay Temari from Naruto), Drawing Anime(It is fun, but hard as hell with all the detail), My iPhone 3Gs(I love this phone so much! Proud to be an owner of it!), Hippies!!(Idk why. I just like them.), My family and friends mean the world to me, especially Matt Henry(Itachi), Hannah Neidwick(Vamp), and Jamie Sweigert(Daddy/Sai. She is a girl so you know), (Mostly Matt. We are not dating but, I love him like a brother. He is funny as hell. Once you meet him, you'll be like OMFG he is so funny.! XD He's from Manhattan, so he is a PIMP Puerto-Rican Like me!! _), there is a lot more like the one above it will go on FOREVER!! _ XDDD

You know you're a redneck when...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls -- and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does 100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

Ok peoples. I have updated Whatever You Like. Chapter 3 is up!! Finally. I will update hopefully soon! Whoever likes the story, I am glad u do. Please Favorite it, Review, and most importantly Read! XD I will be working on other stories, and maybe a parody. Me and my friend are already writing a Naruto parody with Truth or Dare in it. I will update it, as soon as my friend comes over with the plans. Check out everything you can. I do take story requests. Any story from Parody to whatever you like. Just let me know, and you'll have ur story. :) Thanx for the hits I have been getting for my stories. :)

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Sakura's new hairstyle in Bloodied Cherry Blossoms Chapter 4!. Check it out!!! :D

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My second FF account. Don't ask why. It's just for Chapter stories, and mostly NaruSaku, SasuSaku, etc...etc...:

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Vampire High by Lavitrail reviews
Haruno Sakura has just entered a new school after her parents found out how she was bullied in her old one. Now at Akatsuki High where criminals are known to go to, anything can happen. . .who knew falling for a vampire would be one of them!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/17/2019 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
My Friend, My Vampire Lover by Darkwolf259 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have been friends sence suke has to leave to be with his clan but says he'll be BACK.He does come back 10 years later.BUT not the sweet boy Sakura knew.He is evil,twisted and WANTS Sakura for his own! Story will be finished on Wattpad under user whitewolfgirl259
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like a Star by WastingWishes reviews
Sakura is yet to know that her closest penpal is actually the all famous singer Uchiha Sasuke, she'd definitely have fun I'm sure. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,838 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Am I worthy to love you? by Gravenimage reviews
Naruto is rejected by Sakura for bringing Sasuke back to Konoha and he snaps at her badly he leaves the village 5 years later he becomes the leader of the strongest team of kunoichi assemble team Kitsune Flash rises Naru/Saku/Ino/Hina lemons in the future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 692,769 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.]
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Moon Lit Temptations by JamieyMarieh reviews
He wants her and will stop at nothing to have her. Even if it means killing every one she loves. Killing her as well by being that mysteriously delicious man invading her dreams.What will she do? Read and review my lovelies
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Years Later by LovelyJuJu reviews
My heart was racing and I began to question everything I had. She couldn't be standing there, alive and well. Staring at me with an expression which broke me even more than before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,130 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Dangerous Trade by MarauderGirl777 reviews
Sakura and S-rank criminal Uchiha Itachi accidentally switch bodies due to a mishap in a battle. Will they destroy each other, or will this bring them closer together? SakuraxItachi, rated M for POSSIBLE later lemons. Slight humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,294 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
One Night by Rockinyoyo reviews
It was probably the best night of her life, but who knew that a one night stand would turn her life upside down in so many ways?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,177 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Addicted to You by FutureAuthor.SpoiltBrat93 reviews
Sakura cannot escape her feelings for the one man that hurt her the most. As she goes on a quest to help him with his revenge and bring him back home, Sasuke has a inner battle with his own feelings. Could love bloom or will Sakura get her heart broken?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,577 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
50 Ways to Make Gaara Want to Kill Me by Baby Cougar reviews
50 semi-related oneshot about making Gaara do things that he would never ever do...and he will hate every minute of it...though he may be a bit deranged by the end of this series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Gaara
Demon in the High School! by KsNandS reviews
Sakura Haruno, was an ordinary student. A crush on Sasuke, which failed. But, a NEW student has come! And Sakura's VERY attracted to him! But, something doesn't seem right about him. What's he & his brother hiding from them all? FIND OUT! OTKNaruxSaku.AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 201,393 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Art of Destruction by MiyuCat reviews
The explosion had been a catalyst in more way than one, and Sakura ended up caught between ideals. Much angsty fluff and later, lemons! DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,398 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
An orphans life by Dead Rocker reviews
Sakura is an orphan who has decided to start a new life away from her dark past. Moves to konoha where she attends Konoha high she makes friends for the 1st time and some new enemies she also starts to feel something new towards a certain redhead-gaaXsaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara
Change of Events by causticcally reviews
SasuSaku.Sakura was on a mission when everything went wrong. She barely makes it out alive and then runs into who? Sasuke Uchiha. She's in deep trouble, the Akatsuki are after her and she finds herself in a strange predicament involving Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Can't Be Tamed by Do Not Even Try reviews
This day was full of surprises. First his girlfriend cheated on him, and now he was restraining a stripper from giving him a lap dance. MileyJake.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Jake R., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Together by darkpetaltaki reviews
She was ordered to be captured for a reason. She meets him again and things took a turn no one ever expected. The only way for them to get through things is to do it together...sasusaku...lemons in some chap. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 209,379 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Runescape by eifi reviews
ARGHHHH!" *throws computer out of window for the 6th time that week* "..." "Right, that is IT. I am officially BANNING YOU from playing that GODFORSAKEN GAME SAKURA." "UP YOURS ITACHI!" ItaSaku. The 78th Oneshot theme I'm doing with Rida. READ IT! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Desert Flower by Princess of Thieves reviews
Is your love a lie, too' 'Gaara, stop! It hurts' 'I won't be alone anymore! You will love only me and fight only for me' Sakura thinks she's made a best friends, when she's just sealed her self as his slave. [Gaasaku] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,936 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
The great akatsuki challenge by Lady Manson reviews
akatsuki is trapped between a challenge at wal-mart and the possibility of acquiring the nine tail demon fox
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Pain/Pein, Hidan - Complete
Dreams Of Sand by The Cat's Paw reviews
After the war with the Akatsuki, Shukaku is returned to Gaara, who goes mad and flees into the desert. A few years later Sakura happens upon him and begins a tentative interraction with him. GaaSaku. Rated M for future lime fluff and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,547 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] - Complete
35 Ways to Piss Uchiha Itachi by JeriruRin reviews
I wrote this because I was bored and had nothing better to do...Anyways I hope you enjoy this. R/R or else...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Look Back at me Temari by xxResultsxMayxVaryxx reviews
Shikamaru is the type of guy that don't care for clubs. But what happens when naruto forces him into it. Well lets just say he meets a very rough and interesting person?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Naruto Misakake by GamerLake reviews
What would a day be like in the Hidden Leaf Village? A complete paody where everything is accentuated. Mild language and violence. VERY FUNNY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
50 Things Pein Is Not Allowed to Do by DM-sama reviews
I GOT FLIPPIN TAGGED! Please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Pain/Pein - Complete
The Many Clichés in Naruto Fanfiction by Tigerbolt reviews
Tired of cliche, overused plot stories that you see all the time in Naruto fanfiction? Well, this fic will try to make fun of them! Pairings included. Taking requests. Will frequently adjust submiitted chapters. NOTE: WILL UPLOAD LONGER CHAPS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Naruto U.
5 Minutes to Kill Yourself by Rot-Chan reviews
Do you have another meeting? Never want to discuss candy machines in the men's room again? OMG, you have 5 minutes to kill – yourself! Based on the adult swim game - humor, gore, and Kankuro's zombie hookers. A Gaara crack one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Carnal Desire by tukixoxo reviews
* *KibaSaku & AkaSaku* *Lemony goodness! x3 After many years of trying to find out what the Icha Icha Paradise actually has in it, Sakura finds herself with a carnal desire...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,287 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
Icha Icha: Cherry Blossoms and Sake by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruto ends up getting drunk with Jiraiya, Sakura later sees a drunk Naruto head up to the Hokage Mountain, there she hears him confess his feelings about her, his promise, and Sasuke. See what happens when our knucklehead gets drunk and lets go.One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Under the Moonlight by LovelyJuJu reviews
Itachi's way of saying "Happy Halloween" to Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pain's Koolaid Addiction by Darkest Midnights reviews
Pain gets addicted to Koolaid after his first glass. Read if you want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Pain/Pein
Bed of Violence by cute.sadistic.chibi reviews
He wanted to learn; he had to know; he needed someone to teach him. Sakura wants to be the one to tame the beast, but has no idea what she got herself into.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Itchingness always spreads ITCHFEST! 2006 by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
Its a sequel to 'Strange love makes me itchy' Zombies, gay jokes, HIPPIES AND TRANSVESTITES WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? Okay fine i cant cook muffins im sorry none of those but Itachi's in a dress! Did i mention a black baby? WELL THERE IS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,313 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Unwanted Neighbor by Kosue1501 reviews
Sakura and her mom move alot and now they live with our favorite sand siblings. She meets new friends and developes a crush on a certain red head but another girl wants Gaara to herself, when sakura finds out about a secret alot happends as well. Gaa/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,886 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
An Escape From Reality by blackdye reviews
What happens when my dog, brother, friend, and I get sucked into the Naruto world? And what we find out about ourselves? Follows the original storyline, but there are some added twists of my own. Rated T for strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
In your world by katt1995 reviews
After a fight with Sasuke's sharringan she was pushed back in time well over a decade. And she didnt know what was worse. Loving a man she was destined to never be with. Or endangering her best frined's life, just by doing it.A tale of Star crossed lovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Minato N., Sakura H.
Light: Whatever I Like by A.D. Williams reviews
Light has tapped into his inner musical self and has written a song for his new world. Becoming a ruler is never easy. A parody from T.I's "Whatever You Like". Light can have whatever he likes...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Fallen City by JudaisAngel18 reviews
Based On 'I Am Legend'. 19 year old Naruto Uzumaki has been left alone, with her pet dog Kyuubi, in the fallen city of London. With zombies lurching at every corner, will she survive? and will she find her parents? FemNaruto -No Pairings-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naruto U.
In the Morning by Nani-Chan reviews
What happens when two Akatsuki members wake up and find out that they are not next to their lover, but next to each other? Rated M for language and certain scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Pain/Pein, Deidara
The Innocence of Purity by animeangel876 reviews
Gaara is Kazekage and Sakura is his lover. But what is the worst that could possible happen when Shukaku takes over Gaara's mind and body and locks him and Sakura in the same house? Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,029 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
For the Love of the Popcorn! by Axolotlabulous reviews
-Crack!fic- In which Itachi runs out of popcorn, and needs to go to the mini-mart. Kisame accompanies him. Warning: A little bad language, sadistic Gaara, rent-a-cop Jounins, mega ultra insanely uber OOC Itachi and Uchiha zombies chasing red Ferraris.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Sexy Vipers by animeizmylife reviews
19 yr. old Naruto Uzumaki is on his way to college, but one event leads to another when he gets lost on the way. Boy meets girl, girl tries to rape boy, boy changes girl's views on men and the world
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara's sex ed by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Oh god' Temari said 'We have a Kazekage who doesn't know about sex' What will they do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,605 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Strange love makes me itchy by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
What Sakura has a grandpa? What he's the akatsuki leader? Well if that isnt scary enough... i think i smell burnt love in the kitchen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi and his milkshakes! by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
Kisame gets a taste a itachi in his booty jeans NOT YAOI OR W.E YOU CALL IT! just pure funneh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
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Fire and Ice reviews
He was Fire, and she was Ice. Two different personalities. He's popular, she's not. He's got everything, she doesn't. Can Shikamaru unfreeze her heart, or will she shatter before he can? *FULL SUM INSIDE!* ENJOY!Lemons and mature content in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H.
Bloodied Cherry Blossoms reviews
Sakura Haruno, starts back to Konoha High School for her Junior year in 11th grade with her friends. The new student Sasuke Uchiha, is an arrogant, and mysterious boy. Sakura finds out he is a vampire. Will she accept him, or run away. *Full sum inside.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,225 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Too Little Too Late reviews
When Sakura has had enough of Sasuke's lieing and cheating, who does she go to? Naruto of course. Will he make her feel better? 'Well Sasuke, you had your chance,... but you were too little too late.' SONGFIC. Rated M. Enjoy. *Full Sum Inside*-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whatever You Like reviews
Sakura Haruno is not your average Medic Leaf Shinobi. She is a party animal. She went to clubs every night with her friends Ino and Kiba. She would dirty dance with some other guys and sing Karaoke. -Full Summary inside- Please R&R! ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Kankuro, Sakura H.
10 Ways To Say I Love You reviews
This is a short ONE-SHOT about the love between Shikamaru and Temari. Hope u like! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Dance Bialalo reviews
I suck at summaries. This is my first attempt at a chapter story. I will try to update the next upcoming chapters! Hope you like!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete