Sooo last chapter of my sequel to Strange Love Makes Me Itchy…. It's a beautiful day

Jst got back from selling weed it rlly is a beautiful day

I would like to thank all of you reviewers and readers.

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"Well, I guess this is it. I have an important announcement." Leader breathed in deep watching as for once the Akatsuki members actually shut the hell up and listen to him.

"The Akatsuki are being shut down for health reasons…" at this they all turned and stared at Kisame who threw his hands up angrily in the air "God you make one porno with a cherry pie in the kitchen and the whole world stops!"

"You mean this cherry pie 'cause it's sensuous!" Everyone looked at Tobi weirdly "Cause he jazzed on it, yeah."

Sakura just shook her head "Munchies are more powerful than any gage reflex can ever imagine."

And with that Leader went to pack up his care bear collection and Itachi his dresses.

After Kisame rounded up his eggs and Toby his hookahs, pipes, parashoot, and bongs they left with quick goodbyes not liking to stick around and make things more difficult.

Itachi dragged a crying whining Leader out of base last as Sakura and Deidara decided to stick around little longer, they fulfilled one goal that day though; fucking in every room of the base.

The base was turned into a whore house and was ran by Dolly Parton who ran the best little whore house in Texas.

Other than that though, the members went on separate parts of their lives after a couple of years.

Kisame was traveling through the mountains looking for some goats so he could tape it, he owned the porn company 'Fucking different species.' Which might I add could give Jairya a run for his money.

But instead of finding a goat he met up with his old friend Jenny Craig, she was on an eating binge, Kisame was about as big as her left lower calf. Well on one cold night in a cave they were caught in a snow storm, as Kisame was huddled up next to her he found the joy of fold fucking. He found true happiness in between those folds of extra skin and fat. Jenny was just happy that he put a box of doughnuts on her cheek every day so she can lick them up.

Toby moved from pot up to LSD(acid), he tie-dyed carriages and painted horses, started a band and traveled around. Even started a new village The Village Hidden In Flowers, but it wasn't a ninja village but, a peaceful one where traitors, shinobi's and villagers can come and… relax. Thus Toby created the first druggie village and started growing shrooms. Not too long after he started making the first drug routes. He never married because marriage was what the man brought to put the people down. But he did have many 'soul mates' that meaning various woman he had sex with and had his baby.

But the village got over populated so instead they just started hanging out with the monkeys in any forest, you can't go anywhere without seeing some naked person skipping around on treetops with paint on their body and a doobie in their hand.

Itachi become a stripper out in the village of mist. He became known as 'Cherry Pie' and one day when he was just done spinning on the pole to his theme song

"She's my cherry pie cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise tastes so good makes a grown man cry, sweet cherry pie yeah!"

When he got back stage black halter top still in hand and unbuttoned cut off jean booty shorts Orchimaru was standing there. That is the day Itachi found himself a sugar daddy and never had to work on the pole again… well not in public anyways just at Sound base.

Leader started his first charity to help the poor abandoned and hurt Care Bears of the nation. His organization saves 3 sunshine bears, 2 rainbow bears, 1 gloomy bear and, 7 amigo bears a day. He even opened an adoption center… but it didn't stand too long 'cause whenever someone would come in wanting to buy one Leader would usually fight a five year old over it. He never wanted to give them away so instead he kept them all but, when his place got too small he went into the rainbow in the sky with the care bears and lived there.

He spends his time with Cheer Bear helping fight off the space bubbles and their nasty plots.

Goro spends his time on his back in the water eating hot wings off his stomach and scares the kids away from the deep side.

Hidan opened a doll shop but, was caught helping a girl 'put on a doll dress' so that went down hill for him, he ended up marrying Big Black Bubba in jail and gets manhandled by the end of a broom stick.

As for Sakura and Deidara it's pretty much the same thing, right now they're living in a hick town in Billy Bob Thornton's barn 'cause Sakura refuses to give Aslan and Jesus back their sticks thus their in hiding. Though their thinking about maybe going to Konoha again, even though they most likely will not be accept; fuck it they're going one day.

And as I watched Deidara and Sakura play with their kids I get the warmest feeling in my heart that maybe there still is hope, "Do you hear something, yeah?"

"Yeah I do, who is that girl behind the cow and what is she writing down?"Well this the end I got to go, farewell and so long!

Remember to take care of yourself and your loved ones

So long and goodbye.

"She's running! Get the stick, yeah!"

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READ-N-REVIEW AS IF IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE, well it is but STILL DO ITT

Felt the power of the stick,

Sam