It's my first fanfic so please go easy on me Read&Review plz
Yes it's a Deidara/Sakura fanfiction I like weird pairings spare me
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Chapter 1: Holy crap I have an uncleIt was a peacful quiet day. All the birds shut up for once so the crazy neighbor didn't have to throw shurikens at 'em then accidently miss and hit the neighbor's shin. And a very peaceful Saturday morning where your bed is warm you don't want to leave and it's a Saturday were there's no work no loud noises.
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"SHUT UP" Yelled the oh-so morning person Sakura Haruno. She had to go to work in 5 minutes because she was too lazy to wake up an hour earlier. So unwillingly she rolled out of bed and hit her head off the stupid must die RIGHT NOW nightstand. "I always hates that dang thing one day it's gonna become firewood."
Sakura sat up with her hair everywhere kinda shaped like hornes she stood up and went to the bathroom to wash her face, brush her teeth etc.
After getting dressed wearing a black tight under shirt, a black skirt that went to the middle of her upper thighs and some black sandles that went to the bottom of her knees (Yes I like black sorry if you don't but I do so she's gonna be hardcore in my story) she made her way to the hospital.
She didn't do much except sit her lazy ass in a chair and play pacman online. Nothing exciting. After almost breaking the computer because she kept dying a very loud obnoxious voice yelled right in her ear "SAKURA-CHAN I NEED HELP AHHHH-" Sakura grabbed him by the throat with 10 veins popping on her forhead. "What. Do. You. Want. Now" Asked the pleasant Sakura through clenched teeth. Looking at him she saw he had bruises everywhere.
After letting go of his neck she sighed "Don't tell me Hinata is abusing you." She looked at Naruto after his coughing and sputtering trying to get air he nodded.
"Why are pregnant people so violent?" asked Naruto in an innocent voice.
Yes it's true Hinata and Naruto got married they always were a cute couple Sakura admitted. She always actually tried to keep Naruto away from Hinata 'cause she was so innocent and so cute like a care bear that you don't want anyone to hurt it. But ever since Hinata was suppose to pop a baby we all saw a more………violent, gory, scary, Freddy Kuger and Michael Myer's kid kind of scary.
Heck she's even more violent then Ino-pig when she's PMSing. Witch is saying A LOT.
Sakura sighed and after healing Naruto she shuved him out of the hospital and gave him advice "Go buy her flowers no chocolates and get her favorite sappy romance movie and watch it with her and try not to talk."
After Sakura died 5,000,000,000 times on Pacman. It finally was 12 am time to go home!
She couldn't wait to go sit on the couch drink some cappachino while reading some dirty girl novel.
As Sakura walked in her apartment she flipped through the mail "Bill……Bill…….Bill……..Bill……..Letter from grandpa….Wait I don't have a grandpa"
Looking over the mail she never remembered her mom or dad mentioning a grandfather so she decided to open it
'Dear Sakura,
You might not know you have a grandfather, but you do. Your mother and Father didn't mention me for reasons you'll soon understand. I heard that you were a top medic-nin in Konhana(Im not sure if I spelle it right sorry if I didn't) surpassing Tsuande. I need you to meet one of my ninja's at the gates Monday at 3 pm I'll tell you more when we meet.
Sincerely,
Jin Haruno.'
"Strange I wonder if he's like my perverted uncle that my mom never let me go around? Well I guess it wouldn't hurt to go see him."
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Who's Sakura grandpa I dunno plz review and tell me flames allowed cause I don't think I did good