My name is Daisy. I'm 14, living in downtown San Antonio. And I'm not crazy, you're just not up to my level of awesomeness.

Nickname: People call me Daisy

Fav Color: Sapphire Blue

Gender: Female...duh

Fav. Sport: Football

Live: Texas

Hair: Long, blonde, and curly!

Eyes: Blue

Age: 14

Fav Outfit: my dark BootCut jeans, my light blue polo shirt, and my new ankle high black, blue, and white tennishoes

Fav music: I love country!

IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125, DaisyInTheField

You say Justin Bieber, I say Nickelback

You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin

You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Slipknot

You say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace

You say Emenem, I say Linkin Park

You say Jonas Brother, I say Green Day

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, sign here: ECSSDS, Polly Wants The Damon Cracker, CrazyDaisyDaisy

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down.

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I feel afraid or scared

I promise to obey all laws

For Charlie's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

Yes I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

You say Romeo and Juliet,

I say Edward and Bella

You say Werewolves,

I say Vampires

You say you're creepy,

I say I know! :)

When life gives you lemons, throw them

back and yell, I WANT EDWARD CULLEN!!

Edward Cullen

Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale

Smoother than you since 1843

Bella Swan

Luckier than you will ever be.

Rosalie Hale

Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen

Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen

Stronger than you since 1915

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

50 Things that no twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do.

1. Talk endlessly about how cute Bella and Edward are together...

2. ...even if you think your friends cared...

3. ...because they really don't.

4. Make an 'I hate Jacob' forum.

5. Spray paint 'Twilight' on a cop car...

6. ...even if you think it's funny, the cops will not.

7. Use the phrase 'bloodsucker' in your vocabulary.

8. Pretend to have visions of the future.

9. Buy a Silver Volvo...

10. ...it doesn't matter that Edward has one.

11. Go out and see the movie 10 times just to look at Robert Pattinson.

12. Go to the forest to try and find a meadow.

13. Push a pale person out into the sunlight to see if they glitter...

14. ...because they won't and they'll just end up mad at you.

14. Say, 'Bella Swan' when asked what your name is.

15. Ask random people how long they've been seventeen.

16. Stalk Robert Pattinson.

17. Ask your boyfriend to pretend to be a vampire...

18. ...because chances are he won't want to stand in the snow for five minutes just to get icy skin

19. Call your boyfriend Edward.

20. Look at a magazine and just assume everyone is a vampire because they're all so pretty...

21. ...it's called photoshop.

22. Log on to a fansite and post countless pictures of the Cullen boys...

23. ...even though everyone else is already doing it.

24. Go by the username, 'EDWARDROCKSMIIIISOXCUZHESOHOTTTTTT' ...

25. ...even if it's true.

26. Go to Forks, Washington.

27. Instantly assume that if someone isn't eating, they're a vampire

28. Try to see if you can go without breathing...

29. ...because you can't.

30. Write your name and any of the Cullen boys name with a heart around it...

31. ...especially on homework...

32. ...your teachers won't find it funny.

33. Whine about how the movie left out so many things from the book...

34. ...your parents really don't care.

35. Try to convince Harry Potter lovers that Twilight is better...

36. ...you will get hurt.

37. Cut yourself then taste the blood just to see how it tastes...

38. ...it doesn't matter that you were just curious. You'll end up in the hospital mental ward.

39. Anytime you see a hot doctor, call him Carlisle...

40. ...he won't think it's funny.

41. Try to read people's thoughts.

42. Sit next to the angry boy in biology class in hopes that he'll end up being in love with you.

43. Think about Twilight any time you see an apple.

44. Try to go a week without sleeping...

45. ...it won't end well.

46. Drive 50 miles over the speed limit...

47. ...chances are, your neighborhood cops will notice

48. Ask anyone you know that's pale to bite you.

49. Name your twins 'Edward and Bella'...

50. ...when they learn why you gave them those names, they won't be happy.

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and paste this to your profile.

If you leave your window open at night hoping Edward will come in and sing you to sleep with your very own lullaby copy and paste this into your profile!

if you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend then copy and paste this to your profile

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Cullen brothers plus Carlisle XD) copy and paste this to your profile

✿You say Harry Potter,
✿I say Twilight!
✿You say Zac Efron,
✿I say Edward Cullen,
✿You say Werewolves,
✿I say Vampires!
✿You say Indians,
✿I say Quillettes!
✿You say Pink,
✿I say Gold!
✿You say Psychic,
✿I say Alice Cullen!
✿You say twilight sucks,
✿I say i hate you!

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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
Woman: It’s in the phone book.
Man: But I don’t know your name.
Woman: That’s in the phone book too.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave.
Man: Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

You know you’ve seen or read twilight too many times when:

1. You go around asking hot guys to bite you

2. You put on pale white cosmetics and say you’re a Cullen

3. You ask a Native American guy if he can turn into a giant dog

4. You dream about Edward and you getting married.

5. You jump off a cliff and think Edward will save you.(DO not try that you moron, you may get yourself killed)

6. You steal a silver Volvo and drive around like a maniac

7. You name your child Edward, Jasper, or Emmett

8. You bite your hand and say that James turned you.

9. You fall madly in love with a two year old (like I want to marry you fall in love, or imprint)

10. You’re nuts and crazy

11. You can think you can fry an egg on your forehead.(please don’t try that)

12. You try to fly

13. You sang what was on 12

14. You try to attack and kill a mountain lion with your bear hands.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

A week and a half

Who introduced you to the books

My sister

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

borrow

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Well, I've seen the movie and own the book, so Midnight Sun

What's your dream ending to the series?

The Cullens killing the Voultri

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Edward

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward

Who is your favorite werewolf?

I like Leah for some reason

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"This hostage stuff is fun!" Alice, Eclipse.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When Edward proposed

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob kissed her, she punched him and yelled, "You pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!"

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Bella is Alice's hostage

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Edward and Seth killed Victoria and Riley

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Among? They are my favorite books of all!

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Well, I own Breaking Dawn, so Midnight Sun!

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

I got the movie, Midnight Sun!

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

I prefer the book

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob

Edward! But I'd steal him in a heartbeat.

Who do you like more:

Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Bella.

Bella or Alice?

Tie!

Alice or Jacob?

Alice.

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice.

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Esme

Emmett or Jasper

EMMETT!!

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett!

Bella or Rosalie

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Both can rot in hell

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villian: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES!

How did you find out about the movie?

It was EVERYWHERE!

Are you excited?

I have the movie now, and I LOVE it!

What do you think of the casting so far?

I LOVE ROBERT PATTISON!! Kristen Stewart is also a good actress, but I don't really like Nikki Reed.

Are you going to go see it?

Well, if I have the movie I think that means I already saw it! =D

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

I only saw the movie when I watched it with my sisters.

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

It's somewhat true, but left out A LOT

List ten Twilight Characters in no order:

1. Bella

2. Edward

3. Leah

4. Alice

5. Jasper

6. Emmett

7. Rosalie

8. Jane

9. Tanya

10. Garrett

1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before?

No

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Um, Leah is pretty. But I'm a girl

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Emmett/Bella: Edward would kick Emmett's ass then burn him

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

No

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Rosalie/Edward: NO!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Alice/Jane or Alice/Tanya: Alice/Jane

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Rosalie Leah/Jane: Um, she might run away screaming or inform the Voultri

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Emmett/Edward: Edward and Emmett were on another hunt, for grizzlys of course. Emmett tried to attack Edward while he thought he wasn't paying attention. Emmett ended up losing an arm while Edward simply laughed as he watched Emmett and his disconnected arm fall down a steep hill. And that's only the start of their weekend!

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Alice/Garrett: there could be, but I'm a Jalice supporter all the way!

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Bella/Jasper: Bella Babysitting

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Alice/Bella: Call the cops, the pixie's duranged!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine fics?

Um, one's read a Rosalie/Tanya rivial fic before

Test where you set your iPod or whatever or shuffle, and you answer the questions with the song titles. And, NO CHEATING, no matter how weird it may sound. XD

1. How does the world see me?
Fireflies-Owl City

2. Will I have a happy life?
He Said She Said-Ashley Tisdale

3. What do people really think of me?
Invisible-Taylor Swift

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Everytime We Touch-Cascada

5. How can I make others happy?
Everything Can Change-Spectacular! cast

6. How can I make myself happy?
What Hurts The Most-Cascada

7. What should I do with my life?
Don't Touch-Ashley Tisdale

8. Will I ever have children?
A Whatever Life-Haylie Duff

9. What is some good advice for me?
Last Christmas-Taylor Swift

10. What do I think my current theme song is?
Keeps Gettin' Better-Christina Agulera

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Suddenly I See-K.T. Tunstall

12. What song will play at my funeral?
Heartbreaker-P!nk

13. What type of men/women do you like?
Stay Beautiful-Taylor Swift

14. What is my day going to be like?
Forever and Always (Piano Version)-Taylor Swift

15. Why am I here?
If You Can Afford Me-Katy Perry

16. What will people remember me for?
Right ROund-Flo Rida

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Eyes On Fire-Twilight Soundtrack

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Radar-Britney Spears

19. What will thus year be all about?
15 Minutes Of Shame-Kristy Lee Cook

20. If you ever reach the top of Mount Everest, you would sream:
Mannequin-Britney Spears

21. The next time you get u in front of a group of people, you would say:
I'm Still Breathing-Katy Perry

22. Your message to the world:
Over It-Ashley Tisdale

23. Your deepest secret:
Extraordinary-Liz Phair

24. Your innermost desire:
Paparazzi-Lady Gaga

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:
Decode-Paramore (Twilight Soundtrack)

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Speakerphone-Kylie Minogue

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
You Found Me-The Fray

29. The day you will fall in love will be the day:
Lace and Leather-Britney Spears

30. You describe your best friend as:
Sober-P!nk

31. Your friends desribe you as:
Headstrong-Ashley Tisdale

32. In an elevator, you are most likely to:
Cry-Kelly Clarkson

33. Your philosophy in life is:
Man! I Feel Like A Woman-Shania Twain

34. Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Let Go-Vanessa Hudgens

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

YOUR REAL NAME:

Daisy

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Daizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blue Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Katelynn Hazen

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Crimson Mocha

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Anaonme (its ok)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Isabelle

9. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first):

Danda

10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Soxs (she's a cute siammese kitten I got for my birthday)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans?
10. What is your wish?

Done with that?
Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

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If you have ever tripped over air and expected Edward to catch you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this.(Who isn't?!)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)

If you leave your window open at night hoping Edward will come in and sing you to sleep with your very own lullaby copy and paste this into your profile!

if you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend then copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you believe your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and paste this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Cullen brothers plus Carlisle XD) copy and paste this to your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you run crazily down the street screaming "EDWARD!!" every time you see a Volvo, copy/paste this to your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

Jasper’s too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt, so sexy it hurts. That’s why he’s always in pain. :D

I keep wanting to steal Jasper
but evertime I go to his bedroom window
Alice is waiting with a baseball bat...
how does she kno... oh yea!!

Now, when that perfect boy comes along and ignores me, I know he’s just being polite and resisting my blood.

Jacob has Buffy The Vamp Slayer on Speed dial!

Someone told me today...
"Twilight is taking over your life."
My reply...
"And your point is...?"

10 Reasons Why I hate Jacob Black

1. He walks around with no shirt on. No, Jacob, you AREN’T too sexy for your shirt. You burn my eyes. Put some clothes on. Geez.

2. He pretends to kill himself just to get kissed. How sick is that? It’s just like telling a girl you have cancer to get her in bed.

3. He falls in love with a girl, like, 5 minutes after she’s born. Pedophile, much?

4. He was, at first, in love with that girl’s mom, who will one day be his mother-in-law, who he has kissed… ew. That’s just screwed up.

5. He is mean to kids. Do you see how he treats Seth? And what about Renesmee before she was born! It was just cruel!

6. He isn’t as caring as Edward is. When Bella trips or falls, Edward catches her. Jacob laughs.

7. He can’t keep a secret. He told the biggest one the first time he met a girl, and just because she was flirting! That’s just pathetic.

8. He’s too warm. He didn’t cause global warming. He IS global warming.

9. He has an over-inflated ego. He just ASSUMES Bella wants him to kiss her. God. He just assumes way too much.

10. He’s not Edward. ‘Nuff said.

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.