Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.

RedGoth/CurlyGoth hints of KinderGoth/Ike slash involves cutting

Sonny finds a hand written note in her dressing room anonymously confessing love for her. Sonny makes her rounds around the studio, determined to find out who wrote it. What ensues isn't exactly Sonny's idea of a love story. Channy. Rated just to be safe.

Stacy McDowell was not charming, funny, or nice in general. In fact, her personality was downright nasty. And before they had said five sentences to each other, Chad had already realized that he needed to find a way out of this date. One way or another.

Craig has a knack of catching people with sex toys...Oh god that was a horrible summary. FML.

Epic battle of the century. CrEek Oneshot :

She wants to be ashamed like the other girls, but what's the point of being shameful about wanting something? Cartman x Heidi.

That list always haunted Kyle. Spoilers for The List. StanXKyle slash

Porschea muses about life,revealing a deeper side to the ditzy Raisins girl.

Yes, it's a cruddy diary, written by everybody's favorite Aussie! Actually, he thinks writing this stuff is for cruddy girls. But he changes his mind and gets addicted to writing in it. Couples: 3/4, of course. :P