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 Author has written 29 stories for Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, Babylon 5, Hogan's Heroes, Quantum Leap, StarTrek: The Original Series, Tremors, Parodies and Spoofs, Ghost and Mrs. Muir, M*A*S*H, and Fantasy Island. dic mbosant nanokens! Good morning everyone! Talk about a blast from the past! Someone asked, "What happened to Melody Mercury?" I try to acknowledge signed in reviews within 24-48 hours, but I'm old and suffer miscellaneous medical madness so it might take a few days. Signed in reviews are appreciated. I moderate all guest reviews (good and bad). Feel free to PM me if one of your guest reviews doesn't show up on the site. Thank you for reading my stories. Preferred pronouns: he, him, his First they came for the Communists Then they came for the Socialists Then they came for the trade unionists Then they came for the Jews Then they came for me -- Pastor Martin Niemöller | |||||||
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When Andy Developed Telepathy by pallasite reviews
Andy ran past the shops on Main Street, zigzagging around the pedestrians, heading for the woods about half a mile off, hoping to lose them. If ever his track trophies mattered, it was now. Even without turning, he could hear – and feel – the four bullies in hot pursuit.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23 - Complete
Consequences by mrspencil reviews
Colonel Hogan reflects upon the decisions made regarding Berlin Betty's broadcast. Set just after the end of the war.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Mistaken Identity by snooky-9093 reviews
Pausing a TV scene with a twitch and heading for the kitchen for a snack can be dangerous when your sick child sneaks downstairs. A tribute to Bernard Fox.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5 - Complete
Search for the Pink Triangle by Luvl12 reviews
James Foster, an escaped prisoner, finds the Heroes at Stalag 13 with one request: to get him out of Germany. While not an unusual request, his past complicates things. On top of that, James is not the most truthful man to the heroes. With two German officers, the Gestapo, and even Klink hot on the boy's trails, James relies on the Heroes to get him out alive.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,922 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 7/16/2019 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, OC - Complete
Peace of Strudel by Signy1 reviews
As the war winds to a close, there are things the men of Stalag 13 will want to forget. There are things they will want to hold on to. There are wounds that will never fully close. And there are medicines that work better than anyone could have expected. Some things are all of the above. 2020 PBA winner.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2019 - Complete
Sin and Error Pining by Signy1 reviews
Challenge #375: Christmas Cheer. Christmas in Stalag 13 isn't much like it is back home, and no one can really pretend otherwise. The Colonel doesn't have the luxury of letting his homesickness get the better of him; that doesn't mean he doesn't feel it. The prisoner with the heaviest chain to bear has to bear it all alone. It's no way to spend a holiday. 2020 PBA medalist.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2019 - Complete
Off Balance by FERGUS738 reviews
Is there ever a "normal" during wartime; especially in a prisoner of war camp? Just when our heroes are becoming comfortable with their new roles as saboteurs behind enemy lines, someone unintentionally stirs things up by giving them a different perspective from which to view the war. Some swearing throughout. Takes place between the black & white pilot and the first episode.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 9/28/2019 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk
Once Left to Fate by L. E. Wigman reviews
"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like." - Lemony Snicket (post-war)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2019 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, Tiger, M. Dubois - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Sam Worth reviews
Hogan knew better than to indulge in various what-if scenarios but his dreams didn't give him this luxury, forcing him to entertain one important what-if. Written for the 75th anniversary of the July 20 Plot. Oneshot. Gold PBA 2020 for Best Long Drama.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2019 - R. Hogan - Complete
Hello, Officer Williams Speaking by Lucillia reviews
In Psi-Corps, there is a worse punishment than being transferred to the MetaPol station in Siberia. After an accident involving Bester and a can of paint, Sergei and his partner Ralph have pulled that particular punishment duty and are now stuck in an office that's roughly the size of a broom closet and forced to field all calls made to the fictional "Officer Williams".
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - A. Bester
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Hogan and the Monster Grimm reviews
Hogan investigates another unit's failed mission and fears the Underground might be compromised. Further complicating matters, London sends in a new team that rejects cooperation while Hogan is stuck with an unwanted new resident. Is there enough room in District XIII for two espionage units? Can he trust an old nurse? Rating changed effective Chapter 26 to M.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 11/16/2019 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, W. Klink, H. Schultz
Requiescat in pace reviews
It's been 25 years since the camp liberation and the heroes reunite in person for the first time. One shot in acknowledgement of Memorial Day.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Attack of the Canned Cooked Meat reviews
While suffering a campaign of vicious automated bot reviews, one author resorts to chain smoking, hot pockets, and a few bottles of liquid cheer. You never know just who might show up in this bizarre crossover.
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 12/23/2018 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, W. Klink, L. LeBeau
Coal reviews
Hogan leads another sabotage mission and everything goes without a hitch. Why is he suffering regret?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Complete
The Gary Stu Exercise reviews
Are you saying that all of the contributing authors are women? So far, yes, but we would love to have a male author drop in! There's a whole lot more for a male author to explore, simply because it's much easier for him to operate topside, out of the tunnels! I mean, he can take Olsen's place in the barracks while he's off doing whatever in Hammelburg. Originally posted 7/14/19 AO3
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2019 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, H. Schultz, OC - Complete
Tabloka: The Buck Deer reviews
Fate sees to it that a mission in need of assistance finds the Papa Bear organization. An injured man arrives and Carter knows he is the only one who can do the right thing. Short story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2019 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk - Complete
Old Sailors and Soldiers reviews
Carolyn feels betrayed when the Captain chooses not to intervene on her behalf when Claymore serves an eviction notice. The Captain struggles with an old promise and a new promise.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 7/21/2019
Memorial reviews
April 6, 1995: fifty years after the camp's liberation, the team visits Stalag 13 one last time.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2019 - R. Hogan, Wilson - Complete
Escape Island reviews
A man arrives intent on taking up permanent residence on Fantasy Island. Roarke knows he is not who he claims to be. A companion work to "Fantasy Heroes."
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Fantasy Island - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2019 - Published: 5/26/2019 - L. LeBeau - Complete
We Remember reviews
It's not easy being sergeant of the guard at Luftstalag XIII. Once again, Schultz feels tormented when his boys interfere with the morning roll call. Short story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2019 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, W. Klink, H. Schultz - Complete
A Pioneering Colonel reviews
2018 Short Story Speed Writing entry. The Heroes accept a work detail assignment on a farm and things do not go as planned.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2018 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Attack of the Wolpertinger reviews
What happens when imaginations run wild during a full moon?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2018 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, H. Schultz - Complete
Fantasy Heroes reviews
The war ended a long time ago. One man desperately wanted to tell the world his story. Another man wanted to help him do the right thing.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Fantasy Island - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2018 - W. Klink - Complete
Hogan's Mash Up reviews
A routine mission goes awry as the Gestapo hunts for two survivors from a plane crash. Hogan meets an unusual operative.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2018 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, Margaret H., S. Flagg - Complete
Klink's Mini Monocle Madness reviews
Written in acknowledgement of the centenary anniversary of Armistice. Short stories of reflection, with personal pledges of monies to support beloved projects: Old Soldiers/Sailors Home, K-9 units, etc.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2018 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, H. Schultz, K. Langenscheidt - Complete
Project DOGS reviews
A man's best friend is his DOGS.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2018 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, H. Schultz - Complete
The Witch of Endor reviews
Sheridan decided it might be best to carry aspirin with him - especially if Psi Corps arrived with a pack of Bloodhounds looking for a solitary blip.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2018 - J. Sheridan, Kosh, L. Alexander - Complete
There's a New Gun in Town reviews
A not-so-sleepy town in the middle of the desert has unwanted guests and Burt wants rid of them. The survivalist secretly hopes that El Blanco makes lunch with them, but Mixmaster has other ideas.
Tremors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2018
The Road to Calais reviews
An SS general arrives when Hogan's operation suffers a bottleneck. Did someone betray him? A short story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2017 - R. Hogan, Nimrod - Complete
Hogan's Trek reviews
Captain Christopher once again time travels to District XIII, intent on making Klink a hero to the Fatherland. It's up to Kirk to stop him from altering the timeline. The sequel that no one wanted.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 9/5/2016 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Star Heroes reviews
It was a simple war until an unidentified flying object crashed in District XIII not too far away from a certain POW camp.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2016 - J. Kirk, R. Hogan - Complete
Well Blow Me Down reviews
Beer, women, music, and raising a few marks for the Winter Relief. One shot. A short story in response to a challenge. "Ich glaub mich knutscht ein Elch!" I think I was kissed by a moose!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2016 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Spitfire reviews
A simple one shot when new prisoners arrive from the 332nd Fighter Group, Kinchloe's former unit. Includes a supposition as to Baker's arrival.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 3/20/2016 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, R. Baker - Complete
Quantum Heroes reviews
A switched leap lands Al back again in 1945, this time in Stalag 13. It's up to Al and Sam to set right what once went wrong and save the Unsung Heroes from the firing squad.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,139 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Sam, Al, A. Carter, R. Hogan - Complete
A Narn, a Centauri, and a Minbari walk into a bar reviews
A curious trio and a bad bar joke. One shot. (Rated T because hey, it's a bar.).
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2016 - J. Sheridan, Vir, Lennier, Na'Toth - Complete
Methuselah reviews
One Shot. Sheridan meets a stranger under strange circumstances. In the process, he learns something new about the Vorlons. "Let me undergo the peine forte et dure, for I stand mute before you. You have no jurisdiction over me." Updated 01/03/16.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2015 - J. Sheridan, A. Bester, OC - Complete
The Wolf Pack reviews
As Sheridan watched the news, he considered his options carefully. So-called rogue military units reportedly allied with alien forces intent on subverting Earth. Corrupt governments used misinformation to deceive the public. What would he do if such an alleged unit arrived at Babylon 5? Last major revision 01-22-17; still a train wreck/needs work (no more collaborations).
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2015 - J. Sheridan, M. Garibaldi, Z. Allen, A. Bester - Complete
Nemo's Flag reviews
As the Nautilus readies for launch, Prince Dakkar chooses his motto, flag and nom de guerre. (A short prequel.).
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Captain Nemo/Prince Dakkar, OC - Complete
Nemo the Avenger Under the Seas reviews
While not in the habit of picking up castaways like driftwood to add to his collection, Nemo reluctantly accepts a new passenger when his first officer is distressed to find a drowning woman in the sea after an encounter with a warship. Introduction by Professor Pierre Aronnax. Inspired by Jules Verne and his amazing adventures. Commissioned for a local production.
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Captain Nemo/Prince Dakkar, Conseil, N. Land, P. Aronnax - Complete
