Quotes I thought were funny from the twilight series:

"Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner."
-Bella

"Do I dazzle you?"
"Frequently!"
-Edward and Bella

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk."
"Drunk?"
"You're intoxicated by my very presence."
"Well I can't argue with that!"
-Edward and Bella

"You truely are one frightening little monster."
-Jasper

"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"
-Alice

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."
-Edward

"Does me being half naked bother you?"
-Jacob

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up'."
-Bella

"Edward? Edward, you their? Okay, now I feel stupid."
"You sound stupid, too."
-Seth and Jacob

"If you two are having a fight...well, don't let me interrupt."
-Charlie

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-Bella

"Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
-Edward

"I decided as long as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."
-Edward

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it makes Jasper happy."
-Bella

"I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to a witch, she can join the party, too."
-Bella

"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."
-Emmet and Bella

"I glad that Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."
-Emmett

"So there are real werewolves? With the full moon and silver bullets and all that?"
"Real. Does that make me imaginary?"
-Bella and Jacob

"Say what you want, I still think that Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular."
-Jacob

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?"
-Jacob

"Dad don't you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute."
-Bella

"Dead beat."
"I'd like to beat you dead."
-Jacob and Rosalie

"Life sucks, than you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky."
-Jacob

Pairings I Like:

Edward/Bella

Jasper/Bella

Peter/Bella

Emmett/Bella

Carlisle/Bella

Garrett/Bella

Any Wolf/Bella

My Stories:

Outfits for Thank You for Leaving:

Bella's Running outfit: http:///bellas_running_outfit/set?id=20252659

Outfits for The Daughter of Ipswich:

Elizabeth's Party outfit: http:///elizabeths_party_clothes/set?id=22617982

Outfits for The Twins Sister:

Bella's Arrival Outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=20324828

Outfits for Look Who We Found:

Bella's Work Outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=27100051

Bella's Outfit for movie night: http:///cgi/set?id=28447802