The Brass Clockhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Harry Potter, Angel, Megamind, Mass Effect, Sherlock, and Lord of the Rings. S'up? Shit I write about-(or plan on writing about.) Stories In Progress- (Updated as of 12-31-10) Retrieval and Return- Q_Q It's finished. It's been a long time since I wrote fanfiction. I'm kind of notorious for leaving it unfinished, so I deeply apologise if it doesn't ever get completed. I'll do my best to do so if people come to enjoy my writing. Links for Fics Kicking and Screaming -Clocky |
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The Spirit of Redemption by Myetel reviews
The Spectres fight against threats to both the galaxy and their families on Mindoir. Shepard/Garrus, multiple OCs, largely expanded universe. Includes Redemption, Hunt, Unity, and Victory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 162 - Words: 3,404,794 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,104 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
Entropy by Lilith Morgana reviews
It's not always about holding hands. Sometimes it's about being two equally stubborn aliens out in deep space, finding more similarities along the way than either of you bargained for. A slow-building Shepard/Zaeed story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,670 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2010 - J. Garson, Zaeed M. - Complete
Good Character by EmmyWemmyDee reviews
Sarah isn't fifteen anymore. Her dreams have changed, Jareth has his own problems- but the Goblin King has some REAL trouble on his hands now, and the Labyrinth needs all the help it can get. HOGGLE/SARAH,Jareth/OC,Jareth/Sarah,Solo,UST,H/C,WIP.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sarah, Hoggle
Lily and the HalfBlood Prince by greeneyes117 reviews
This story starts from when Severus first met Lily, and the way their friendship evolved during their school years. It is mostly canon, continuing seamlessly from Ch.33 in JKR's book the latter marked in italics .COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 137 - Words: 619,061 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Arrangement by Addai reviews
There is nothing Loghain Mac Tir would not do for his country, but an arranged marriage with a woman half his age is the last thing he thought might be required. Canon-based AU with Elissa as eldest. Spoilers for The Stolen Throne and The Calling.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,740 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Loghain M. T., Cousland - Complete
The Worst Of You by Atrophy-Conception reviews
A villainess goes to Gru with a plan that will get them both the respect they deserve. However in order to pull it off Gru must hire someone to watch his kids, a task which proves difficult, particularly when the girl he hires starts getting in the way.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,570 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
4 the Greater Good by mongoose-bite reviews
Summer arrives and life goes on for the four survivors in Allegheny County. But is this really how it was meant to be? Collaboration with LurkingGrue. Rated for language. Now AU.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,376 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
A Matter of Convenience by muhnemma reviews
In a world where Elissa Cousland was not destined to be the Hero of Ferelden, she enters into an arranged marriage with Loghain Mac Tir. Snapshots of their life together.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,318 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
Darker Shades of BLU by D.Muffin reviews
A murderous demolitions expert; a technological virtuoso bent on revenge; a shell-shocked war mongrel with onset paranoid schizophrenia... And that was before BLU recruited them. Classified backgrounds hardly remain buried forever.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Demoman, Pyro
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
A Trifling Problem by Nyltiak reviews
A sequel to Heroes and Villains.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Toad
Brainy and the Art of Breath by hushsweetsummer reviews
Brainy does not breathe heavily just because of lungs; There's a reason he needs Helga's fist.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Brainy - Complete
Kiss by yellowJsquid reviews
Lydia, lured to her first college party by a hot date, is thrown into a deadly game with the accidentally released and resentful ghost with the most. BJL Movieverse
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,195 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007
Just Like the Movies by Wutruffbeest reviews
A story largely from Zoey's perspective as she experiences the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,307 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Zoey - Complete
Beyond Reason by EmpressTaint reviews
In the year 2011, the blackhaired boy returned for him, claiming that Lewis would be faced with a great life or death situation. He had to go back to the future. Three finally up! Four soon to come.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,766 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007
Lady Luck by icequeenkitty reviews
When Shera Olsen came to work on the Shinra no. 26 she got more than she ever imagined. Cid Highwind, the events of FFVII, and the story of a woman, told from her own eyes. Rated M for Cid's cussin.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,671 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Cid H. - Complete
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Kicking and Screaming reviews
Short short short AU wherein Grima is Hades, and Eowyn is Persephone. I have no excuse and plead insanity to any and all comments on the matter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Grima W., Eowyn - Complete
The Places We Go reviews
Snily AU. Severus does not pursue the Dark Arts, Lily and he go on adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
A Mourner's Drink reviews
Greg Lestrade didn't attend the funeral; but he did protect it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sentiment reviews
Jumping on the post-Reichenbach feels train with some three year inbetween fic and Sherlock's return. BROMANCE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No Small Wonder reviews
Shepard and Joker work out the more intimate details of their budding relationship. In the only way a foulmouth and recluse can. M for heavy language and sex talk.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Retrieval and Return reviews
After the season finale. On the run from Wolfram and Hart, Angel and Co. land themselves in a backwater town with a few surprises, and after bringing back an old friend, they are swept up in W&H's revenge plans. Spike/Fred
Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Spike, Fred B.
Sheets reviews
She'd barely expected to let the man onto her ship, let alone into her quarters... her bed... her pants... Zaeed/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - J. Garson, Zaeed M. - Complete
Speechless reviews
Three moments towards the end of the movie, wherein Roxanne never knows what to say when it comes to Megamind, and Megamind is unprepared. RoxyMind!
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
As the World Turns reviews
Harry receives a letter from the last person he'd expect, the night before Lily takes her first ride on the Hogwarts Express. Might continue, dunno yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D.
