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Navi is wielding Mr. Cricket Bat...yeah I know I suck at drawing

Name: It's...a secret :P

Birthday: 19th June, 1993

Age: 19, I can legally buy alchohol...and MUFFINS!!! :3

Gender: Male...last time I looked anyway.

Star Sign: Gemini...I always knew I had an evil twin...COOL!!

Physical Description:
Caucasian
Messy Brown Hair
Blue eyes (well there more of a bluey green)
5ft "8" i think...not really sure actually.
I'm pretty damn sexy, hahah lol. (just jokin)

Stories:
Link's Valentines Day: Complete though I may go back and edit a few of the chapters.

Hyrule Games: In Progress. Starting to write chapter 21.

Dark Origins: Complete

Shattered Courage: Complete

Blade of Mirrors: This one is on hiatus and I don't know when I will work on it again. When I do I am planning on re-writing the chapters as I am not pleased with how the plot has progressed. Things that I will redo will include.
1. More of Link's Slayer Training
2. Some more Saria and Link time.
3. Better names...(Revlin, what was I thinking?)
4. I think Link got into the Slayer's far to easiy.
5. I've powered Link up WAAAAY too much.
6. Maybe even a better title?

I am working on an idea for a new story involving an epic adventure, random stupidity, a crazy goddess and a completely deranged author. Title is undecided as well as several characters, bosses, places etc. I hope to get this one out when I am done with Hyrule Games. Until then everyone must eat MUFFINS :3

Something About Me:
I've been a huge fan of the Legend of Zelda series ever since I got Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64. According to myself Zelda is the best in terms of storyline and I guess just the way they've made everything seem so human... I mean Hylian. Every character has emotions and their own little story in this game and so that's why I love reading and writing fanfictions about it...not to mention you get to kick ass, use a sword, magic and awesome weapons / items :)

Favourite Games:
Every Legend of Zelda (Zelda for LIFE!!), Final Fantasy , Fire Emblem, Advance Wars, Mario, Donkey Kong, Mario Cart, Golden Sun, Harvest Moon, Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon, Diablo, Diablo 2, Loki, God of War, God of War 2, Goldeneye, Titan Quest, Super Smash Bros & SSB Brawl, Evil Islands: CotLS, Lionheart: LotC, Halo, Kill Zone, Pokemon (I feel no shame!), Rune Factory 1 2 & 3, Monster Hunter Tri (fear me!), Mana Series, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Star Wars: KOTOR & KOTOR 2,

I always play new games so I'm hoping to update this list soon.

Favourite Books / Comics: Dragonlance, The Inheritance Series, Rangers Apprentice, Deltora Quest (first series I ever read), Farseer Trilogy, The Tawny Man, Riftwar Saga and really any book written by Raymond E. Fiest, Artemis Fowl, The Key to Rondo, Trinity, Spear Weilders Tale, Dragonvarld Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Rowan of Rin, Sherman's Lagoon, Hagar the Horrible, B.C, Crock, Footrot Flats.

I always read new books so hopefully this list will grow larger.

Favourite Animes: Zero no Tsukaima (Familiar of Zero), Moon Phase, School Rumble, Love Hina, Shuffle!, Negima!?, Chobits, Kodocha, Kampfer, Full Metal Alchemist, Avatar, Inukami, DearS, Sekerei, Omamori Himari, Pokemon (still no shame), Ladies vs Butlers, Naruto, One Piece, Ao No Exorcist, The Legend of Legendary Heroes (it's legendary), Trigun, Highschool of the Dead, Kore wa Zombie desu. There's lots more but I can't remember the names.

I continually look for more good animes so hopefully this list will grow much larger.

Favourite Bands / Music Artists: Skyhooks, AC/DC, Cold Chisel, Billy Joel, Meatloaf, Choir Boys, Guns 'n' Roses, Led Zepplin, Grinspoon, Greenday, Nickleback, Linkin Park, Tripod, The Offspring, Bryan Adams. There's lots more but I can't remember the names.

I can't really stand all this modern music. Sometimes you get a somewhat good one but mostly all of them are about the same thing with people screeching out lyrics like dying cats. Honestly, it drives me crazy. I stick with good old Rock and other classic music. What can I say? I just enjoy the days when people could sing about something original and at least make an effort to hide their language. Screaming f*ck and sh*t over the music isn't my idea of a great song.

My Favorite Superhero: It's Bat Man, no it's Spider Man waaaait a second...it's Spat Man!!

Thing I Hate The Most: If you have read my stories you will probably think that Navi is the thing that I hate the most. Well she's not even though that little fairy can be extremely annoying and useless. There is someone out there who is even more annoying and useless than Navi and it is that someone that I hate the most...Barney the Dinosaur. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNN!!

Now for a little word of wisdom from your friendly neighbourhood author (me!)...none of these were created by me:
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose...what matters is whether I win or lose.
If at first you don't succeed, screw it and do something else.
If smoking kills then why do 100 percent of non-smokers die?
21 percent of Fatal Crashes involve Alchohol...100 percent of Fatal Crashes involve dead people

For all you writers out there, here is a good luck...thing I made (it is not very good)
May your head always be filled with ideas,
May your hands and fingers never tire,
May the words flow smooth and freely,
May writer's block go and die!

Pokemon OC:
I plan on writing a story my OC as the main character but I also like submitting him to stories so feel free to include him as long as you let me know so I can read the story.

Name: Kenta Hammer
Gender: Male
Appearance: Lightly tanned caucasian skin. Short messy brown hair and light blue/grey eyes. Stands at about five foot eight and has a slim to medium build.
Age: 17 (For various stories he ranges between 14 - 19)
Birthday: June 19th
City/Hometown: Azalea Town in Johto.

Personality: A generally care free and laid back kind of guy, Kenta likes to relax and joke around with friends. Kenta really loves being with his Pokemon out on the open road, experiencing and overcoming whatever challenges life throws at them. He also has a slightly perverted nature (think of Brock) which can sometimes land him in some compromising situations.

Every day Attire (Clothes): Wears a black, button up cotton shirt with the sleeves rolled up past the elbows; faded, comfortable jeans; black converse sneakers; a silver watch worn on the left wrist; has contact lenses.
Formal Clothes: A pair of black suit pants, black dress shoes, a longsleeved white silk (or similar material) shirt and a dark blue tie.
Swim wear: A pair of dark blue boardshorts.
Pajamas: A pair of dark blue boxers and a worn, light grey T-Shirt
Cold Weather clothes: Just his normal everyday attire clothes but with an old brown leather jacket, thick woolen gloves and a dark blue beanie

Career: Trainer
Accomplishments: Kenta won eight gym badges in the Johto region. Once battled Lugia and lost.
Family: Parents deceased. Kenta doesn't talk about them much.
History: Kenta was born and raised in Azalea town by his father who used to be a Pokemon Trainer. When Kenta turned twelve he found a Pokemon egg which later hatched into an Eevee who became his first and favourite Pokemon. One night when Kenta was travelling from Olivine City to Cianwood City he was attacked by Lugia and lost in battle. He has now come to Unova Region for adventure and the hope of becoming stronger.

Relationship with main OC in other stories: Friend if possible but I don't mind him being a rival as long as it's one of those friendly rivalries as compared to "I hate you and I'm going to beat you at everything" type rivalry.
Travel Preference: It would be nice to be a companion but if there are too many of those then I don't mind Kenta being a lone wolf.
Ultimate Goal(s): Kenta wants to be able to defeat Lugia as he once lost horribly against the Legendary Pokemon. Although Lugia is at the top of his list he also dreams to find and test himself against other Legendaries.

Pokemon:
#1. Jolteon, male. Nicknamed 'Ace'. No Accessories.
Moves: Thunderbolt, Bite, Quick Attack, Thunder
#2. Cubone, male. Nicknamed 'Stan'. No Accessories.
Moves: Bone Club, Headbut, False Swipe, Bonemeraang
#3. Ponyta, female. Nicknamed 'Nina'. No Accessories.
Moves: Flame Wheel, Stomp, Ember, Smokescreen.
#4. Seadra, male. Nicknamed 'Sniper'. Wide Lens.
Moves: Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Toxic, Agility.
Note: Can only be used in areas with water

Training/Treatment of Pokemon: Kenta trains his Pokemon with patience and respect. He loves his Pokemon (especially Ace) and will do his best for them no matter the situation. If they lose a battle or don't perform well, Kenta just encourages his Pokemon and congratulates them on doing their best.

Character Skills:
#1. Kenta can cook simple meals that are practical to make whilst adventuring.
#2. Knows basic first aid for both humans and Pokemon.
#3. Good with diplomacy. Can stop arguments and make friends easier than most.

Character Fears:
#1. Losing someone he cares about (friends, relatives, love interests etc.)
#2. Occasionally gets the minor 'Heeby Jeebies' from the dark due to an overreactive imagination.

Character Weaknesses/Flaws: (Need three)
#1. Kenta is very weak at swimming and nearly drowned once when he was young.
#2. Bad sense of direction. Can easily get lost by himself.
#3. Terrible weakness for women (think of Brock)

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