Hey guys, sorry about the delay between chapters 19 and 20. Anyway I hope forgiveness will be earned with this Zelda Chat Room session.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Legend of Zelda nor is it likely that I ever will. Ok just rub it in Nintendo, stupid copyright laws *grumble*
Link: Hey we finally finished another round of the Dodongo Rodeo.
Saria: It's about time isn't it loyal fans.
Loyal Fans: YEAH! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AGES!
Leo: Well now you'll probably have to wait even longer.
Loyal Fans: WHY!
Navi: Because the Author is a useless and incredibly lazy bastard.
Me: …Thank you Navi…
Navi: You're welcome.
Leo: She was going to say something worse until the story rating stopped her.
Link: That is probably a good thing.
Saria: Undoubtable so.
Din: Hey well done Nayru, you got the best time in this rodeo so far.
Nayru: Yeah but HammerBoy didn't even see me in action.
Farore: You know that was rather mean of him.
Din: Exactly and so it is now time to destroy the author.
Nayru: …I'm joining in this time!
Din: YAAAY!
*VROOOM*
Farore: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
DRS: It's quiet...too quiet.
Robert: Don't say that. Something bad always happens when someone says that.
JGRDL: Aw come on Robert, that is complete bulldust.
DRS: Yeah and I'll prove it with a Star Wars quote. I've got a bad feeling about this.
JGRDL: See nothing bad happened Robert...err Robert where are you.
*Robert cam running out from behind some trees whilst screaming*
Robert: IT'S A TRAAAAP!
After that Robert, JGRDL and DRS were attacked by a herd of sugar craving, crazed Ewoks.
*WHACK, BAM, POW, SMASH, CRACK, HURTIES*
Archsage328: Hey, why do those guys get to be involved in a Star Wars scene?
Issacivan: Well judging by their screams of terror and pain I would say they got involved against their will.
EvilDestroyer: Still it'd be awesome if we could get involved in an awesome movie crossover thingy. By the way where is my guitar?
Issacivan: For that you'd need an awesome quote and I can't think of anything. Oh and as for your guitar, "It's just a jump to the left."
Transylvanians: "And then a step to the riiiight!"
ED: Huh?
Archsage: Put your hands on your hips
Transylvanians: "You bring your knees in tiiiight! But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insaaaaaane!"
AS/ED/IS: Let's do the time-warp again!
Phantomlink959: ...weirdos...oh well I guess I will try to be relatively normal.
GreatAether86: Oh no you don't. If you're in here you have to be stark raving mad.
Phantom: Why would I want to be mad?
GA96: Because it's way more fun that way.
Phantom: ...*sigh*
GA96: XD lol
Link: Hey have you guys noticed how peaceful it is?
Saria: Now that you mention it, it has been quite calm at our end of the chat room.
Leo: Yeah, normally LinkHammer has enraged Navi by now.
Navi: Why haven't you gone and done something to p*ss me off yet LH?
Me: I'm following the doctor's orders.
Link: Huh? Doctor?
Saria: How does being nice to Navi involve the doctor?
Me: She said some nonsense about how being continually beaten up is bad for my health.
Navi: Who would believe such rot?
Din: Not me
Nayru: Or me
Farore: May I suggest you start running to preserve your 'health' LinkHammer
Me: Why?
Din: I'll show you what happens when you ignore my sister you pitiful author.
Nayru: Once I'm done with you, you'll have no choice but to be under my medical care again.
Link: The horror
Saria: RUN LH!
*VROOOOOOM!* *Dust Clouds*
Leo: Hey where did Navi disappear off to?
Navi: Must join in hurties, MWAHAHAHAHA!
DRS: *huff, puff* We finally beat those creepy, furry, mutant Wookie things.
Robert: They're called Ewoks.
DRS: Don't correct me, the Battle Rage is still active and I must keep hurting annoying things.
JGRDL: In that case I can see LinkHammer being pursued by Din, Nayru and Navi.
DRS: KILL NAAAAVI!
*VROOOOOM*
Robert: Thanks JGRDL, I thought she was gonna kill me there.
JGRDL: No problem. Now that will be $200.
Robert: WHAT! I don't have that kind of money .
JGRDL: Battle...Rage...Still...Active...KILL
Robert: ...help
Issacivan: WOOHOO! That was awesome
ED: I love the Time Warp, it's brilliant.
Archsage: From one of the best musicals/movies ever.
Issacivan: So are you happy now EvilDestroyer?
ED: My cravings for lol are now satisfied.
Archsage: That's good because I don't think I'd survive another round of singing and dancing.
Issacivan: Don't worry we'd have to start another quote.
ED: Hey look over there. LinkHammer is being chased by Nayru, Din and Navi with DRS chasing the fairy.
Archsage: Haha, LH is running hell fast.
Issacivan: Yeah he's going like Grease Lightning.
Danny: "GREASE LIGHTNING!"
AS/ED: *glare*
Issacivan: hehe oops...
Phantomlink959: So what I'm trying to say is that there is a limit to how crazy someone should be.
GreatAether96: It's not being crazy. It's expressing yourself in a manner that society feels is sub-normal.
Phantom: Oooh, good comeback. Now then, while I accept that it is sub-normal there are still varying levels of effect within this sphere off madness.
GA96: Squirell!
Phantom: And you just proved my poi-AAAAAHHHH GET IT OFF ME!
GA96: Hehehe, I'm a unicorn.
Zelda: Why has it taken so long for us to make an appearance in the chat room.
Malon: By all rights we should be one of the first people to speak.
Ruto: Yeah and now we are missing out on all the action.
Tetra: For example; LinkHammer is already being chased and Navi is also being pursued by someone with killing intent.
Midna: Normally we're right up there, straight in the action.
Medli: Umm guys we could just go and join in rather than complain about it.
Majora: That's so stupid that it might just work.
Ganondorf: Let's do this. But if I don't make it, tell my mother I'm sorry.
Zelda: Sorry for what?
Malon: Yeah what would the Evil King be sorry about?
Ruto: Apart from being ugly.
Tetra: Like you're one to talk fish face.
Midna: Even I look more normal than you.
Medli: I'm keeping out of this.
*SMASH, BANG, CRASH, POW, BAM, CRUNCH, WHACK*
Majora: So what are you sorry for Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: Nothing, I just wanted to build the tension so these idiots would eventually fight.
Link: Wow this has been pretty whacked.
Saria: Yeah what with crossovers and references from other fandoms.
Leo: Oh well, everything is as it should be.
Link: Yeah, everyone is having a good time.
Saria: ...are you sure about that?
Leo: Take LinkHammer for example...
Me: ...uh, that hurt
Din: Bwahaha, that'll teach you to mess with my sister.
Nayru: Isn't it nice that you've seen a whole new side of me.
Me: I think I preferred the cutesy, loveable Nayru.
Din: Well you're too late now. You've unleashed the ferocious beast now right Nayru?
Nayru: He said I was cute...*fangirl scream*...I forgive you HammerBoy. Now let Nayru nurse you back to health.
Me: I should have stuck with the ferocious beast...*sigh*
Well what did you guys and girls think of that. Yes the last part didn't quite turn out the way I wanted but I was out of ideas. If I ever re-edit the story, that is one part I'd like to fix.
References made in this chapter are from: Star Wars, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Grease Lightning. If there are any others I forgot to mention then sorry. I don't own any of those references.
Anyway it's reviewing time so click that button and leave me with your thoughts. Cheers-
~LinkHammer~