The biggest tragedy of my life is that I've become far too witty far too late.

Me

Hello, welcome to my profile page. I apologize if anything prior on here may have placed a bad impression. I was extremely young when I first started out on here and therefore slightly stupid. Now I try to create fanfictions that are more or less cannon to some of my favorite television shows, movies, books, etc. with some of my own characters in them. Most of my ideas lately are still in development and it's been quite a while since I've posted any updates on here. If you were looking forward to my previous fics being updated, I'm sorry to say they probably won't be. Looking back on them have made me cringe somewhat greatly as there were plenty of plot holes that need filling and I want to get my new ideas started and finished.

I will try to post my new fics completely finished, or in parts with good stopping points rather than a chapter a week. I will also be enlisting the help of betas for my new stories so I can make for sure that what I am posting on this site is good writing and a good read.

:) Thank you for taking the time to look at my profile. PM me if you have any questions or would like me to Beta.

Werewolfbites (Megan)

A/U:On the MGA Chronicles, I deleted Chapter 22 for the cause of the last half or so of the chapter was very crappy writing, I should've posted the first half and ended the chapter, sorry for the inconvenience but I would rather have you wait with me until inspirations hits rather than reading whatever I spew out on the page...I should hopefully be able to continue on both stories though!

A/U (April 20th, 2010): Just to let you all know, I am on a bit of a hiatus, so don't be expecting updates until summer or when Track is over with...I'm REALLY sorry! I wish I could write and I have started on ideas of where to go with all my stories...it's just overwhelming with everything!

List of terms for AIW fanfic (just to be clarifying things :p):

Bandersnatch - a creature under the control of the Red Queen

Brillig - 4 o' clock in the afternoon the time you begin broiling things for dinner

Crims - the central land of Underland

Downal wyth Bluddy Begh Hid - "Down with the Red Queen" the slogan of the Resistance

ezel - high, go up

fairfarren - farewell; "May you travel far under fair skies"

Frabjous day - the day Alice slays the Jabberwocky and frees Underland from the oppression of the Red Queen

frumious - filthy with a very bad smell

Futterwacken - a dance of unbridled joy

gallymoggers - crazy

Gribling - the day Alice will return to Underland

guddler's scut - thief's ass (personally this one it my all time favorite XD)

Gummer Slough - a dangerous swamp of thick viscous mud

Horunvendush day - the day when the Red Queen took control of Underland

Jabberwocky - a deadly creature, the Red Queen's ultimate weapon

Jubjub Bird - a flying creature under the control of the Red Queen

klotchyn - heads up, pay attention

naught for usal - it's no use trying

noge - go low down

nunz - don't go/not now

Oraculum - a Calendar of all the days of Underland, each day having its own title and illustration

orgal - to the left

Outlands - an untamed land to the west of Witzend

Outlandish - an old language spoken only in the Outlands adopted by the Underland Underground Resistance as a secret code in the revolution against the Red Queen

Pishsalver - potion that makes one shrink

Queast - a land to the East, but not in the least

Quillian - the following day after Alice's return

saganistute - a wise person of poetry and vision

Salazen Grum - a port city where the Red Queen lives

shukm - excrement

sloth - slowly

stang - right

slurking urpal slackush scrum - dirty words of the most foul meaning

slurvish - selfish, self-centered

Snud - southern Underland

Tulgey Wood - a thick wood where Alice meets the Jabberwocky

Underland - the real name for the place Alice calls Wonderland

Upelkuchen - cake that makes one grow

Witzend - a western land where the Mad Hatter and March Hare were born

yadder - far away - way yadder beyond the Crossling in Snud

zounder - behind you!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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