Aurag2hide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, Greek Mythology, Screenplays, Misc. Books, Host, Hunger Games, Misc. Cartoons, How to Train Your Dragon, and Avatar: Last Airbender. Hi, My name is Aura Acka, but its really Megan Caza in real life. I am Canadian, eh. I am now 18 years old but have been writing these for a while. I've graduated High School and am currently working at Subway to save money for Groomer's School to become an animal groomer. I am trying to dip back into my stories so I only have 2 active right now. -Overcoming the Obstacles (The Rewrite Version, Not the Original) -How to Keep Your Dragon If you'd like to know how far I am in a story, feel free to check out my website. It follows all my art, writing, sewing, and dragon business. It also links to other works of mine. The progress of my fanfiction works can be found on the "Writing" page. http:/// | |||||||
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Curiosity by esoterikat reviews
Curiosity gets the best of Rapunzel at seeing a man for the first time. Takes place after Flynn breaks into the tower, before he is stuffed into the closet. NON-CON WARNING ON THE FIRST CHAPTER! Originally a one-shot, now expanded.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Always my Peeta by CarterMulligan reviews
Katniss realizes that Peeta means more to her than she could have ever imagined, and they share an unforgettable night in a cold, wet cave during their first experience in the Hunger Games. Rated M for a reason, BTW- this is not loveless.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,748 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
That One Time by ironbutterfly25 reviews
Katniss sought Finnick for comfort and they indulged themselves in one night together trying to forget the pain for a moment. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
Enough by tella2233 reviews
Bella has had enough of Leah treating her like crap. What will Bella do? How will the family react? It's really funny at the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Mint Tea and Firelight by MorganHopes reviews
Post-Mockingjay. Katniss has left, walking off into the woods and leaving Gale to look after a broken Peeta. As he looks after Peeta, Gale realises the reason he stayed. One-shot slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
Everyday Moments Of Perfection by HarlequinRaven reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots; all about our favourite seer and empath, Jasper and Alice. The unseen moments of their lives; the highs, the lows, and every part in-between. Includes; missing moments from books, family moments and AU/AH specials.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 66,302 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Breaking Me Down by Rietalienko reviews
Tom's Yeerk decides that he hates Tom with all his being and will do anything he can to break him. Oh what a joy it was when he found Tom's weakness: Jake. Warnings: Rape, incest
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,685 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Jake, Tom B. - Complete
THE LAST DRAGONS by fairyrobot reviews
Bella s family has been keeping a secret from her for years. This secret involves vampires and dragons.Oh and did i mention When Bella and the Cullen s find out will Bella and Edward make it out alive? Just read the first chap. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected Discoveries by gemini169 reviews
Ian and Jared are best friends. Jared is desperate to find Melanie after she disappears. During a raid, they spot her in San Diego and after Jared begs him to, Ian agrees to pretend to be one of them to spy on her. What happens when they get too close?
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,335 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008
Broken and Bleeding by Lady Fingers20 reviews
Wanda, Ian, Jared, Mel, Sunny and Kyle go out on a raid for medical and food supplies when a suspicious alarm goes off in the medical building. Wanda is forced to do something that tears her and Ian apart, leaving them both broken and bleeding.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 239,804 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Jace I'm Pregnant Set After City Of Glass by HollieGibson1996 reviews
Clary finds out she's pregnant. How does Jace react?Will he be the father he never had! Set after CoG. I'd advise not to read it unless you've read CoG. Rated M for future chapters. R&R! Tell me if I should carry on!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Percy's Sexual Adventures by Darkseidness reviews
I am a writer, but this is my first fanfic Rated M, SoloM, SoloF, lots of sex. PercyXCalypso, PercyXAnnabeth, PercyXRachel maybe some incest at the end...just a thought Read and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Percy J., Calypso
Snow in Fall by Kungfuvampiredragon reviews
Paul imprinted on a boy, and he thought he was gay, but he found out the boy was actually a girl. PaulxOC. Ch. 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,034 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Paul
Changes by brokenfromthepast reviews
Wanda has been getting sick for the past couple of weeks. What is happening to her? R&R please.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Scarred and Scared by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Edward left thinking it would be best for her. But what if it wasn't? What if when Bella left, Charlie got abusive? When the Cullen's return, can they save Bella from her living hell? Or is it too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,773 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Chicken Soup For The Immortal Soul by Chibi-Kyo-Chan reviews
Basically a bunch of drabbles about our favorite Cullen family. Read if You Dare. Warning may hurt your sides from laughing to hard ;P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Event Horizon by Jenny-Wren28 reviews
What would have happened if "Twilight" happened in the same universe as the events that took place in "The Host"? features the full cast from both books & sticks to book "canon" *WARNING: THE REVIEWS CONTAIN MASSIVE STORY SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK*
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Carlisle, Sam, Ian O., Jeb - Complete
Ripples: A Flow of Eternity by Crying White Roses reviews
Wanda's expecting Ian's child in a matter of days and the whole group must travel around to move to another clan because the aliens have discovered their hideout. But what happens when trouble strikes in every direction they take? JaredxMelanie IanxWanda
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Melanie S./Mel, Wanderer/Wanda
Ways to Piss of Charlie Swan! by Foxy-Fire6677 reviews
I like to mess with charlie the most! Lets just say just they call cops pigs for a reason and his cruser is pink! Oh and he's called a girl and is tunged by Emmett.ewwww! he get dreagged away by the men in white.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Unexpected Gift by teamtayward reviews
Bella and Edward "Try" and get a little suprise....Bella's Pregnant! What will Happen? will Edward be able to handle protecting two people he cant lose? Set in New Moon time but Edward never left.. Hope you like it! ; L Teamtayward L
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Wanna be in one of my Twilight stories? by AlecVolturiCullenHale reviews
If you wanna be in one of my Twilight stories, read this. CLOSED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008
Paradise by mousemaker2 reviews
Angelica is the newest human to join Jeb's community. She's never meet another teenager before until she meet Jamie. She has some things to get used to when living around a boy, a cute boy at that. Jamie/OC
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - James S./Jamie - Complete
Life and Love Go On by Lizzxotwilight reviews
NAME CHANGED FROM OVER THE HORIZON! same story: less sucky name! Wanda is in a new body. How does Ian react? What secrets will the new memories reveal? i guess you'll have to read to find out! i like reviews!
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
To The Bride, And Groom! by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Emmett and Jasper's best man speeches. Pointless fluff that was too cute not to write. 2 shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
First Period by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Nessie gets her first period... And only the guys are home. Renesmee P.O.V.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Secret Identites by jasperissexy reviews
All the characters come out of the closet! Emmett's naked! Alice buys a...pink strainer? The Cullens are just really crack heads in disguise...probably. VERY random and VERY OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Something Happened by darlingtigerangel reviews
Something has happened to Jacob and many of his Werewolf brothers they're now sisters! Will they be able to work threw this until they're male again? Mood swings in this fic have nothing to do with Jasper and all to do with a certain time of month.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Notebook by Karen Cullen3 reviews
Hi. This is a complete and total waste of time, I think. But Alice is making me do this. So, here I am. Writing about myself so I can find a guy who'll date me. I realize my life is pretty pathetic. --Bella" Rated T in case. AH. A little OOC. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
A Series of Jasper Moments by Jessica Lauren reviews
Humorous Jasper moments xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Jasper
Amber by madnessgirlxo reviews
Wanda becomes pregnant with Ian's baby. How does this affect wanda and everyone else in the caves? Finished Sorry Guys!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Half Human Puberty by MusicArt2010 reviews
After Breaking Dawn. So what happens after Renesmee Nessie Cullen goes through her first menstrual cycle? A P.M.S.ing half-vamp/half-human that's what!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
Remembering Wanderer by Newfoundland Novelist reviews
When everyone Wanda cares about is dead Wanda knows there is only one thing worth doing. She becomes a "mother" for other souls. Her memory of the goodness of her human friends carries onto her children, and this story is how the memories effect them.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda
Bella's Period by My Cinderella reviews
Bella gets her period for the first time in 17 years. How will Edward and the rest of the Cullens deal with this? Set over a course of 7 days, prepare for an adventure to stay alive, Bella!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
epilogue by numbandalone reviews
its a poem based on The Host's epilogue
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Somebody Get Me Off This Toilet by PrincessMadelineCullen reviews
One minute Bella is going to the bathroom the next 30 minutes pass by and she is still in there what she might be doing? Find out. The title will give you a clue
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Heavy PMS by emeralda violeta reviews
what happens when bella has her period? these are very slight exaggerations of my own behavior during my own time from bella's stand point. i really get like this myself. she's a complete emotional monster to everyone. read and review. its really funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,999 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella
Alice's Rage by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Alice wants to take Bella shopping with her in Seattle. Bella does not want to go shopping but is victim to Alice's mean attempts to get her shopping. In the end will Alice get Bella to Seattle? Read to find out. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,118 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Emmett And Jaspers Toilet Queries by Twilightfan1296 reviews
What are those little blue bricks for?...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Change by Hikari102490 reviews
Life in the caves hasn’t changed much, but they’re about to! Wanda gets pregnant! What will everyone think? More importantly, what will Ian think?
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,249 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Puppydog Face by the-badguy-or-hero reviews
Jacob has a new way of going it his way! And he's using it for his 'needs'.Will the Cullens live up to it?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
Bella's Questions by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
.From the Author of "Bella's Ipod". Bella has some questions she's just itching to ask the cullens and during the commercials seems like the perfect time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Itchy by UselessEphiphany26 reviews
Bella has to go to the bathroom- really bad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella
Privacy on the dunny by bellapouts reviews
All Bella wanted was a little privacy on the toilet. But being watched annoys her and she begins screaming, which attracts the whole family. Soon, everyone is watching her on the toilet, and all she ever wanted, was privacy on the dunny. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
I'm Right Here by Lady Fingers20 reviews
It's time for a celebration in the caves and everyone is having fun, when something goes wrong. None of Ian's careful planning could have prepared him for what happened next.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,514 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Lillie Isabelle Cullen by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
What if Carlisle and Esme adopted one more child?What interesting things can happen in her life as a Cullen,and how powerful is she?Set 7 years after Breaking Dawn. Chapter 34:Epilogue. Please, Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,964 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
The 'Talk' by Forever Crazy reviews
Emmett gives Nessie the talk. But Emmett is only prepared to warn her about what kind of guys out there,but little did he know, his plan made a complete turn to trouble.Takes part when Nessie starts kindergarten,abit after Breaking Dawn. Editing. Add part
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Viruses and Irony by KConn12 reviews
The first "Eve is pregnant" fan fiction. CHAPTER 7 "Baby Shower" is now up! Chapter 8 coming soon!
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - WALL-E, EVE
Sick by ArwenGranger reviews
Bella falls ill while at the Cullens' house. Set during New Moon after Italy. Skips between Bella's and Edward's PoV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diapers and Deception by Phantoms Little Lotte reviews
Alice and Jasper are left to babysit Renesmee, who is need of a diaper change. Someone's got to take care of it...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
107 Year Old Virgin by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Edward is concerned about his virtue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Family Addition by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
A new addition to the Cullen family, but not the way you'd think.....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
101 ways to know your obsessed with twilight by Twilight-lover-2008 reviews
Yeah, pretty much says in the title. Please read and review. Send me some of the things you've done aswell
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Charlie's Death Bed by Klutzarella123 reviews
The Cullen's tell Charlie there vampires. This is probably really bad but please comment!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
Given Up by crazi4thecullens reviews
She had given up. She didn’t fight anymore. She left. What if Melanie had given up during The Host? What if Wanda didnt make her?
Host - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Emmett's Beauty Secret by WingedXForever reviews
Emmett loves to look pretty. How does he maintain his beautiful face? Will it piss off Rosalie?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Need To Know by Mrs. Salvatore reviews
When Charlie's on his death bed, Bella has one chance to tell him the truth. BxE JaxRe One Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
top 10 dumbest things to do after reading Twilight by blackbite reviews
This is something I just wrote up when I was bored. I was trying to remember all the dumb things I've done after reading Twilight, and voila! This little ditty was born. If you have any stupid moments, I'd like to hear them, because I've had plenty....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Day by Day by Afterthought of 12 reviews
Walk with me and together we will chase the setting sun into the future... A catalogue of drabbles Jasper x Alice
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
A Season For Everything by Orioncat reviews
A story about the progression of the relationship between Ian/Wanderer after the rains. Yes, there will be sex, but no smut. Not rushing it. Trying to keep it in character. Suggestions and ideas welcomed. Come read some fluffiness.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Sick by Simple.White.Lie reviews
Bella get's sick while visting her favourite vampire family. ExB, very sweet. Mostly mush.. first Twilight FF.!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kyle's Cruelty by CarlisleCullenisLove reviews
This is simply my version of what happened in the caves with Wanda and Kyle when he tried to kill her in the book. There is rape, i know this is slightly out of character for kyle but whatever... How will Ian react? what about Jared? Can Wanda cope?
Host - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Kyle O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Alana by DarkDefender89 reviews
Post BD. A newborn vampire tries to convince her human mom that she's not anorexic. She builds a wall around her fragile emotions, heartbroken from forbidden love&torn apart by unthinkable betrayal, but can Alice save her from doing somthng she'd regret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Wanda's First Christmas by NessiexCullen reviews
It's christmas time, and the host characters are celebrating! How will Wanda react? How will Wanda celebrate? 3 oneshots Some fluff
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda
Just random twilight thoughts by AnitkaQuad reviews
id love to see the Cullens' reactions to these scenarios
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008
Behind the Bathroom Door by urwildestdreams reviews
A young girl struggles with her weight and body image. Bulimia becomes her newest hang up. And an unwelcome visitor visits her when she is alone. What will become of her?
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008
The Talk by oOStarving ArtisOo reviews
Carlisle PoV - Edward comes to talk to his father about the birds and the bees
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Feeling Human by so.pixie.like reviews
With the rains' end, Wanda finds herself quite anxious for one special human act. IanWanda. Lemon. One-Shot.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Cleaning it up by Evil-Clowns-Rule reviews
What if Wanderer couldn't stop thinking about the blood so she went back and cleaned it up? ONE-SHOT!
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Helpless by mr.elf123 reviews
After Bella gives birth to her daughter, Renesmee is stuck downstairs with Rosalie and Jacob. The thoughts of little baby Renesmee as she longed to get back to the only thing that mattered to her. Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Risky Choice by authoress626 reviews
Part two of Breaking Dawn from Bella's perspective. She is pregnant with Renesmee, and now embarks on the grueling journey of mothering a vampire-human. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Oh What a Night by mirannon reviews
WELL! Bella has a steamy dream about Edward... How will he react? Can you smell lemons? And what if Charlie interrupts? Please R/R, First Fan Fict!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampires Don't Get Sick by disfunctioned movements reviews
One shot. I got sick and was thinking about vampires. Emmett is up to no good as usual.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Emmett, Carlisle - Complete
Things Change by kaykayx17 reviews
What if on Bellas first day in Biology, Edward lost control? How would things be different? How would things change?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
SPARKLE by theessenceofsyd reviews
Oneshot Parody: Edward's sparkle ablility is not up to par.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward - Complete
Bonded by just drifting reviews
“Jazz, your eyes have gone black!” Alice exclaimed, worry adding to her expression of pain. As I stared into her golden eyes, my anger evaporated almost completely. She smiled, "They're gold again, now." Alice and Jasper during the battle in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHEESE! by 7andthefluff reviews
random and awesome takes place after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Interruptions by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Edward is trying to tell Esme that he and Bella are engaged.Some people interrupt him,how will he react?My thought on how Edward tells Esme of the engagment.PLEASE R&R! ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Twister by Rogue12158 reviews
Quote: "Alright, Edward. Right hand, my ass."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and Chocolate by XoXsweetbloodXoX reviews
Bella on her period......what happens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Phone Conversation by Arehonda reviews
At the end of Book 1 of Breaking Dawn, Bella calls Rosalie on the phone. This is how I imagine their conversation went. This may seem similar to a conversation in another work of fiction; I do not own the rights to Twilight or that other work.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Baby Names by shouvley reviews
One-Shot. Melanie is pregnant. One night she and Jared are discussing baby names and Jared an interesting and entertaining suggestion.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H. - Complete
A Lesson About Conditioner by Shipper Friendly reviews
Bella forgets conditioner, so she has to go get it off the shelf! And she's wet! ONE-SHOT This is the one time where I can't write a summary for this story, so it's better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella - Complete
Sick by simply.stacey reviews
Bella is sick. What is wrong with her? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Unplanned by CharlieGrl reviews
Edward and Bella have been "just-friends" since the playground days. On Edward's birthday Bella wants to complete the transition from friend to girlfriend. Things get a little frisky in the backseat of Eddie's new car but uh-oh his condom breaks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
Surprise at Isle Esme by LoveNotesAndLies reviews
Carlisle and Esme go on vacation to Isle Esme, only to find a broken bed and a house covered in feathers. T for sexual references. Esme POV. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Sick, Sick, Sick by Jamillia reviews
Bella gets the cold while Edward is out hunting. Find out what Alice and Edward do to make the common cold go away.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wolves And Puppies Aren't So Different by whitnibble reviews
Jacob and Leah discuss the pros and cons of getting Seth a puppy. Jacob/Leah, post-BD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Bathroom by Jamillia reviews
It's lunch time, but Edward isn't hungry for food - you know what I mean . Alice isn't too happy with the result, but Bella doesn't mind. Suggestive themes, slightly OOC, but REALLY GOOD! especially for any one who loves Bella and Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Gift To Edward and Bella by hopelessromantic007 reviews
Emmett decides that since Edward and Bella are engaged he should give them a gift. It's something only Emmett would consider giving.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Bella's Sick Day by Hanna Rae reviews
When Bella stays home sick, Edward turns up to comfort her. What embarassing pieces of Bella's childhood will they come across? Fluffy Bella and Edward one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Cullens and CheeseIts by Whatdafreakizdat reviews
Just the a regular day with the Cullens. And Cheese-its
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Emmett - Complete
You're What? by Piper Aurora Potter reviews
16year old Katara finds herself pregnant with Aang's child. FLUFFY! Follow her, Aang, Sokka and Toph through nine months of humor, romance and surprises.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Condoms by jaded image reviews
Wanda can get anything they need during raids. Well...Mel needs some condoms. WandIan, implied MelJared.
Host - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Temptation by Angel Ren reviews
On a particularly sunny day in Forks, Edward is left at home while Bella goes to school. How much mischief can one vampire possibly find in an eight-hour period? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper is emo! by Spot'sGalFrom1899 reviews
A random 1-shot of Jasper being emo! A Brunet Story! TOTALLY RANDOM IT WILL SCARE YOU!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Cheetos by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jared surprises Melanie with one of her favorite things.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Jared H., Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Nonnuetered Noodles: A Not so Epic Adventure by meus carus reviews
for Cannibal's Contest. Emmett drags Bella into an adult store and discovers penis pasta. Bella suffers for it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Birthday Massacre by Starlight Disaster reviews
Jasper loses control on Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Kicking Balls by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
Edward & the rest of Culles get mad when Mike keeps hitting on Bella. What do they do? Rated M for Mike's dirty thoughts. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Devouring Edward by Belts reviews
Bella has a secret fetish for whipped cream. What does Edward do when he finds out? Well ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Birds and the Bella by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's left alone to watch Bella and decides to attempt to tell her about 'The Birds and The Bees', emphasis on the word attempt.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bella's Problem by FairyPyrateChaosJoe reviews
I'm sure everyone's wondered about it at some point or another. What happens when Bella's on her period? Now you don't have to wonder anymore. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Twilight Plot in a Nutshell literally by vampireincognito reviews
What happens when you mix boredom with science class, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Twilight, and Sami Jo, a pet rock? Read to find out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
The day Bella got her period by nobodytolose reviews
Did you ever wonder what happened to Bella when she had her period?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Bella Gets Sick by Imhereforever reviews
The tittle really explains it all. But anyway, Bella gets sick and Edward is there to take care of her. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
What are they talking about? by Logan Emery reviews
Edward thinks he is alone one day in the Cullen house. He finds Alice and Bella and he decides to hear there conversation, only, there watching something and he thinks it's porn. POOR EDWARD! One time thing, it's a funny story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Can't be too careless by Rare but somehow funny reviews
Harry and Ginny will learn their lesson. Don't leave condoms lying around...especially around a curious 5 year old girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Puppy Love by michaeladawn reviews
Alice buys a puppy? Will Bella like it? Will Edward? Will Esme? READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
A Cut to Remember by Vampire Meep reviews
What it Bella was emo? What if she cut herself on purpose on that firat day in science? what if edward thenlost it in class? What would the class think of this thirst for blood....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Bathroom Blood by Marian92 reviews
In Bella and Edward's Vacation I talked about how Bella was scared to use a bathroom at a Gas Station, so I decided I wanted to tell why she was so scared to use a restroom in a Gas Station. I hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Let's Talk about Periods by watchingtheworld reviews
It's another period day, and the Cullen women decide to talk about it in front of Bella, and in front of the guys. Poor Bella! Rated T for content.UPDATE! for those who are waiting for the masturbation story, just wait another week plz :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Headache by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella’s sick, luckily there’s always someone there to take care of her. EdwardBella. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Bella's Puppy by Kimmy1901 reviews
What happens when Bella get's a new puppy? How's Edward gonna like him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007
Four Queens by luvtwilight reviews
What if Edward leaves and Bella gets changed and told she is destined to be queen. What if Edward also fell in love with the enemies second in command? Can she really kill her love, or can she change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Allergies by Alice001 reviews
what happens when Bella Eats something that she's allergic to? R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
35 Ways to Make Ordering Pizza Funny! by Princess Of Stories reviews
The gang has written out 35 ways to annoy the pizza guy...But too bad everyone who read it laughed out so much they nearly peed in their pants!...
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
That Time of the Month by Ultra-Geek reviews
When that Time of the month rolls around, Sokka takes in onto himself to educate poor naive Aang in the ways of women.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sokka, Aang - Complete
Learn to Look by teddygeiger'sinsanecrazyluver reviews
Sequel to One Last Chance Sam is pregnant and the couple are trying to learn how to deal with it. Also Tucker meets Renea! What will happen. just guess
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Danny F., Sam M.
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 223 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/25/2006
The Toilet by expired noodle reviews
a short one shot about little inuyasha's first time using the toilet. set in this time.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Something Like PMS by The Infamous Wootermelon reviews
What is being a werewolf like? Oneshot, drabbleesque, read author's note
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Promise Not To Tell? by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam, one-shot. Someone's pregnant, and it turns out to be a guessing game for Danny. Who could it be? Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
What did you think we were doing? by getfuzzyfan04 reviews
PG-13 for refrence to sex. When Danny and Sam go upstairs to Danny's room to "Hang out", Maddie and Jazz decided to do a little bit of spying. What they get is a pretty big surprise. [One-shot]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
The Condom? by Szustakowski reviews
A very short ficlet. Hermione tries to get Ron to do something that he really doesn't want. What he wants is much greater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
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Overcoming the Obstacles reviews
New Characters. New Worlds. New Problems. But the Same Old Wanda. A sequel to the Host. Ian/Wanda, Mel/Jared, Jamie/OC
Host - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Wanderer/Wanda, James S./Jamie
Overcoming the obstacles (Version 2) reviews
New Characters. New Worlds. New Problems. But the Same Old Wanda. A sequel to the Host. Ian/Wanda, Mel/Jared, Jamie/OC. A rewrite to the original.
Host - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2013 - James S./Jamie, Wanderer/Wanda
The First Avatar reviews
The story of a fire bending boy and an animal spirit, learning how to be the avatar for the first time. They must help heal a scar ridden world and ignore their feelings, to help the world. Original Characters. Possible Lemons in Future Chapters.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012
How to Keep Your Dragon reviews
The viking Gods are mad for the training of the dragons and decide to send purer pets. The Griffins must chase away the dragons while getting close to the vikings. But can Hiccup make peace of another species or will another war break out? Updated Daily
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
District 14 The Muttants reviews
All mutts are bad. But what about the ones from the long gone District 14 that are mutated people? If they have reason to fight, is it really bad? And how will this affect Katniss and her country that is finally safe? Post Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H.
If vampires did pee reviews
What would happen if Bella smelt strong vampire pee, Marking werewolves, Edward walks in on rosalie. All four books. PLEASE REVIEW AND SUBMIT OTHER IDEAS. CHAPTER 88eight88 UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward
Geeks Gone Wild
A story about furries, but no sex, just minor stuff with a nerdy boy and his popular best friend.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
8 Legged Mess reviews
A story for an art trade with a german shepard and tarantula furry.
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Through the Wall reviews
A short furry story I wrote for a art trade on fur affinity. No yiff!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Songfic, From Gale, To KatnissWith All My Heart reviews
What Gale felt when Katniss had to go to the second hunger games. True from the heart.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E.
A Terrible Thing in Life reviews
Renesmee goes alone to hunt and is attacked by a horrible person. How will this affect her life and love with Jacob. What can Edward and Bella do about it? Rated for rape and language. Rape is not supported by the writor. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella
SongFics reviews
Many songfics to a wide variety of songs. Includes POV of Fans, Edward, Bella and even Jane. More to come. Please read SONG 20 OUT. BD SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008
The Moment Of Truth reviews
Rosalie and Emmett face off on a truth game. Other characters are involved. Very innapropriate but no sex invlolved. R & R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
New Creature reviews
a cool creature i made up
Screenplays - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
How to take care of a baby dragon reviews
A quick guide i wrote. Can be read by itself or to help my story "The Ultimate shapeshifter".
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
The Legend of the Air Horse reviews
A short story about how the Pegasus was invented.
Screenplays - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
The Extinction of Dragons reviews
A quick short story about Greek Gods, and there most important creature.. the dragon.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Twas the night before Twilight reviews
This is just a poem i wrote the night before Twilight was released in theatres. PLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
