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Joined 11-14-08, id: 1742289, Profile Updated: 03-25-09
Author has written 1 story for D.Gray-Man.

Hellu.

It's Rai here, and hopefully you don't know me.
'Cause if you do, I feel sorry for you...
You see, I'm a bit of a nut - and not in the cashew sense. :3

Uuuuuhhhh, I'm not too good with this whole bit about telling
people what I happen to be like and what I happen to not be like, so I won't drag it out for you.

I'm sixteen years old.
Music, anime, and art occupy about 27 percent of my life.
The other 63 percent is spent doing anything else I can to amuse myself.

For example: Yelling, hitting things, harassing my mother just to see the bulgy eyed "Ima kill you!" look, kicking my little brother, going over to my friend's house (and yes, I only go over to one of my friends' houses, going outside to terrify the neighbor children, run up and down the street yelling about Vietnam or some other bullcrap, talk to my stuffed animals, throw anything I can get my hands on, jump on stuff, jump off stuff, make my cat angry, get the crap beat out of m by the cat, stare at a lamp, run around in my room kicking things, go outside to try and find an illusive species of monkey or bug (whichever I'm in the mood for), go to the mall so I can make "Bzzzzzt" sounds to scare the preppy chicks, while at the mall still, go in every store and harass the people that work there, throw rocks in the fountain that you're supposed to throw change into, run into the nerd place where all the Yu-Gi-Oh playing people are and scream "I have the powah!!",
hate on: penguins, squirrels, the noisy dogs next door, and children, try to set things on fire, sit in the middle of my floor and see how long I can be still, look at the ceiling and try to make out faces (and there are a couple of them), put hats on the mounted deer head in my room that I named Dick, attempt to make and fix clothes, get someone to say "DRAGON!" so I can say "RAWR"...
Harassing the sales clerks at Wal-Mart for an item that actually isn't there, Sexually harassing people with candy canes and bananas, making my cat rub all over someone when they come over so they'll have white fur all over their clothes, punk freshmen, make sure to say "bomb" or "terrorist" when I walk by the principal, telly my German teacher she has huge boobs, make explosive sex sounds at McDonalds whenever I eat a fry, scream really loud when I get killed on Fallout 3, pour soy sauce on someone's food rather than teryaki...or some other random thing to make people mad.
The list goes on.

I don't really write that much, but when I do it's usually useless random ass drabbles.
But I do love to read me some fanfics.
Anything D. Gray Man, Watchmen, or Dark Knight related is good for me.

AND I LOVE BOLD!

And that's about it.

Other than that, I'm a pretty boring and uneventful person.

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Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2835 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
Best Friends Or Maybe More by Dandicca2011 reviews
Duncan and Gwen have been best friends since they were 5. Duncan suddenly is forced to leave his child hood friend behind. When they are finally reuinited will they resume their friendship, or become much much more. Rated M for later chapters. Maybe
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
World War Zo by Epic Breadstick reviews
Zoey is torn apart by the loss of her comrades. Desperate for salvation, she is forced to place her trust and her life in hands of four strangers. It's been done before, but not quite like this .
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,991 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Zoey, Ellis - Complete
On Ghostly Tides by The Insatiable Quinn reviews
To most splicers the Sitter is just another ghostly legend echoed through the tunnels of Rapture. Who is she really? Is it true she tears down all in her path, Daddies and splicers alike, to save Little Sisters? And why is Atlas looking for her? No yaoi.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Atlas
Until You Decide to Wake Up by theswisswereright reviews
Because he wants to be remembered, and she wants to believe. Sometimes, that's all it takes. Lavi/Lenalee, lemon. Thou art warned.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Regretfully Yours by SpringTime7 reviews
He was gone, and after waiting for three years Hermione Granger finally moved on. Now married to her former enemy her world is shattered when the red head of her dreams finally returns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 127,143 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Let the Devil In by archy the cockroach reviews
Four survivors. A journey through hell, hope and fear. NickEllis, RochelleEllis. Friendship, sex, gore.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,692 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The Fetus Factor by arashi-enkou reviews
Part 11!: Dane Cook quotes! A blonde chick hitting a samurai with an umbrella! Internet memes! Concussions! Really awesome cosplays! The Wind being a bitchface! Talim converting to Christianity! And the regular stuff that happens.::M for Humor::
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,616 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Talim, Tira
Just A Game by EmaniaHilel reviews
Changed Title. Used to be 'Feeling Love'. Written for Livejournal's 30Lemon community. Up: Theme 3 - The Closet. Lemons mean sex, so no younguns, k?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Raven, Robin
three AM by Proof of Repair reviews
Phone calls this early in the morning are never a good thing, Kanda discovers. Especially when the person calling is a crackpot hell bent on immortalizing himself before graduation. KandaLavi, high school AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
Tangible by Serenade Goryo reviews
And that’s how it started. Just a small and simple plea for comfort, a little refuge from the onslaught of responsibility, and the healing of some of the damage. Sam's POV.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Truth in Darkness by TinkerbellxO reviews
A young journalist decides to enter the world of one of Gotham's most infamous criminals to tell his side of the story. But some wonder if that's her only motive and whether or not she's taking her life into her own hands to understand her own story.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Joker
The Incredible You by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Insanity Likes Company by fanficcassie reviews
Aurora, a patient of Arkham Asylum, has lost all memory of her past, causing her mind to regress to a childlike state. In Arkham, she meets the Joker and eventually befriends him. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,039 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Joker
Temporary Escape by Meloxxy reviews
It was that night in which I began my walk with the devil. CourtneyxXxDuncan. Courtney's POV.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Duncan, Courtney
The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Playing Pretend by Youkai no Yume reviews
There were very simple rules to their game. As long as they followed them, they could both keep pretending and nobody would get hurt. But when Jin finds himself breaking all of the rules, he realizes he has much more to lose than a game. Jin x Fuu oneshot
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jin, Fuu - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Your Mother's Turkey Baster reviews
After an exciting train ride to a distant country, will Kanda be able to tame his raging teen hormones? Will Allen and Lavi die? Will Lenalee's nail polish continue to chip! Yaoi drabble. Working out pairings. Rated for language and later chapters. :D
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009