Sigh. Hey guys. so it's been nearly 2 years since i updated any of my stories. And no, I don't expect there to be any enthusiastic reviewers left but no excuses. Cause mainly I have none. The last year has been a series of roller-coaster emotions and somewhere along the way I lost myself.. And everything that used to define ME. I do love writing and reading but right now my life lacks stability. And I'm not sure when, if I'll ever, be okay again to be myself again. I'm still looking. Sorry guys. Hope you all have an awesome year ahead and I hope I'll be seeing you guys back here shortly. Bye Bye.. For now

Hey!! I'm Cordy. I'm 17!. I happened to discover FanFiction.net whilst idly checking up on CSI: Miami. Well, I'm simple, quiet and friendly. I was so into angst fics but I don't know what happened; all of a sudden now I can't get enough fluff. I'm pretty crazy, all my friends are but I think I'm the worst of the lot. I actually keep a list of all my crushes I've ever had and these aren't with people that it could actually be a possibility but with celebs. Right now, I can't get enough of SIMON BAKER-PATRICK JANE. I'm head over-heels in love with him. I keep gushing every time someone mentions him.

What I Love about Simon:

His blush: God have you ever seen the man blush? It's like he's in a school-yard.

His eyes: They are so beautiful, the most beautiful green I've ever seen.

His hair: My hands itch to just run through that gorgeous head of hair.

His sense of humour: Goes without saying.

His shyness: It's so cute!

His modesty, his heart and... Just SIMON!

Favourite Pairings:

THE MENTALIST: Patrick Jane/Teresa Lisbon. (Jisbon!/Jello?)

ANGEL: Angel/Cordelia Chase (Will always remain my eternal favourite show)

CSI: MIAMI: Eric Delko/Calleigh Duquesne

GOSSIP GIRL: Chuck Bass/Blair Waldorf, Nate/Serena Van Der Woodsen

SMALLVILLE: Clark Kent/Lois Lane

HOUSE: Robert Chase/Allison Cameron, Gregory House/Allison Cameron

Favourite Quotes:

THE MENTALIST

Cho: How is he?
Lisbon: Guess what, he's a bad patient.
Cho: Who would've thought.
Jane: I'm not a bad patient. She's a bad visitor.

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Cho: When did you first meet Paul Fricke?
Woman: At a wine tasting event a friend was throwing.
Cho: And how long were you and he romantically involved?
Woman: Um, three, maybe four hours.
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Patrick: Do you know who killed Claire?
Fricke: No.
Patrick: Interesting. He is either a habitual liar telling the truth, or he's an honest man lying.
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AP: (talking about the painting) 50,000,000, right there.
Patrick: It's about 10,000 right there. It's a fake.
AP: The hell it is.
Patrick: Fake as a 6 bill.
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Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.
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Patrick: This is like believing in the Easter Bunny.
Wayne: Who says there's no Easter Bunny?
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Patrick Jane: (making a call on his cell phone) Hi. I made a booking for two for this afternoon. Could you put us on the terrace? It's more romantic. Thanks... Yeah, Patrick... Lovely. See you then. (ends phone call then looks at Teresa) Don't fret, I wouldn't seduce you over a meal. That'd be very sophomoric.
Teresa Lisbon: I didn't think you were trying to seduce me.
Patrick Jane: Come on, how could that thought not have entered your head?
Teresa Lisbon: (stares speechlessly at Patrick)
Patrick Jane: Your denial that it did intrigues me.
Teresa: Bite me.
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