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 Author has written 15 stories for Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Twilight, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Lord of the Rings, Elder Scroll series, Stardust, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Wicked, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Doctor Who. About Me: My name is Marcus, I live in Singapore. Besides writing, I also play the harp and violin, read everything I can get my hands on, and learn languages. I like strange music that nobody else does, such as Emilie Autumn, Celtic Woman, and eScala. I also love the soundtracks from musicals like Wicked ^_^ My favourite books are Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte), Abhorsen (Garth Nix), Rebecca (Daphne du Maurier), amongst others. My favourite movie is Stardust ^_^ My favourite television shows are Doctor Who, Glee, and House M.D. My favourite fictional characters include Morrigan (Dragon Age), and Lamia (Stardust), both evil witches :P Random Facts: I am an atheist. I love chocolate cake. I have an English accent. I always side with the bad guys. | |||||||
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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35541 - Favs: 26,489 - Follows: 19,522 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hairline Fractures by Iskeirka reviews
Have you ever laughed at all those little glitches and stupid things? I sure have. Here is a series of oneshots about little things I found funny.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009
Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
Unlimited: A Modern Retelling of Wicked by crazybeagle reviews
Imagine a modern-day Oz: magic and fast cars and camera phones and Animals. Things may very well have turned out differently for Elphaba... Or perhaps not. Musicalverse with definite bookish elements and some huge plot deviations.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,033 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009
I am Bella's Replacement hear me roar by bemysevendwarves reviews
I have entered the Twilight world, where I know everything about Edward, i lick notes and pass them im classes, and table sex is soooo not on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward
Hedward Pullen and the Chamber of Secrets by bemysevendwarves reviews
This is a story about the characters from Twilight in the Harry Potter world. Very disturbing...not for those who are creeped out easily...do not expect updates TOO often
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
My story starts here by Miss.gonnastabyou reviews
This is what would happen if i went to Hogwarts. I've put myself into the Harry Potter universe, BUT i am in no way a Marysue! PLEASE NOTE: this is not a romance, repeat, not a romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,224 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - OC, Harry P.
hello MARY! by Miss.gonnastabyou reviews
This is my version of the MarySue parody fic. First one: Hogwarts is attacked by MarySues, Hermione's POV. Second: Ginny is fed up with being labelled a MarySue, and has decided to do something about it. Rated for violence and language!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Fascination by Iskeirka reviews
A oneshot covering my version of the life of Brianna, a necromancer from my friend's soon-to-be-published novel, Erewhon. Rated T for gore.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009
It's Called Rejection, Sweetheart by ocicat reviews
Edward decides that he liked living girls. There ensues a bitchfest. Read and review. A one shot, No longer!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Feel by crazybeagle reviews
A faint smile appeared on his face, a face that Elphaba had thought she would never see again. But as the last traces of fog vanished and she ran to him, she could tell that something was wrong...very, very wrong. Post-musical. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Shadowstep: Dead and Hating It by Mister Buch reviews
Selected entries from the diary of Booch Mishtar, Cyrodiil's most irritable adventurer. Chronicling his rise to mediocrity in the Dark Brotherhood and his transformation into Cyrodiil's most irritable vampire.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Pandemonuim by ReaperRain reviews
Even when it's all over, the noise of Oblivion never truly leaves her. Mentions of Martin Septim and Lucien Lachance.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Martin S., Lucien L. - Complete
Venom to a Werewolf by Gold Eyed Girl reviews
Set in BD. When Bella finds out Jacob imprinted on her daughter, Seth isn’t fast enough, she bites him, and he dies. Or does he? We all know vampire venom is poison to a wolf, so how is there any other way? Summary sucks, story's better! Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Back to the Old Kingdom by crazybeagle reviews
What if, three weeks after Orannis is bound, Nick Sayre finds himself confined against his will in an asylum in Corvere? And what if he has a cousin who is just crazy enough to help him escape and find his way back to the Old Kingdom?
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,845 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
Horse: It's What's for Dinner by Juna Maleus reviews
Snak gra-Bura was a simple Orc, ostler, and connoisseur of the most delectable meats known to all Orismer: Horse. No horse flesh is safe from her insatiable cravings! But what happens when she snacks on the wrong horse?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Falanu's Folly by Juna Maleus reviews
Falanu Hlaalu of Skingrad has a certain fondness for the local Paranoid Bosmer, and ends up attracting the attention of a certain Speaker of the Black Hand to her home. Things obviously go awry from there. ONE-SHOT.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Falanu H. - Complete
Meh Ayleidon by JawsOfOblivion reviews
Pente is a no talent Wood Elf with a phobia of... well, everything. So just how did she end up as the Hero of Kvatch? Can she really help save the world from the upcoming Oblivion crisis?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,846 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
Sister Spell by Sanaryelle reviews
Which Abhorsen invented the spell with the paper boats, and why was he driven to contact the dead? Mogget also appears.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
The Rampant Disease by triedunture reviews
Wilson comes back from vacation to find, holy crap, zombies have attacked! Warnings: mild HW slash, horror, gore, humor, character deaths!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,156 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
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I Have Seen You In My Dreams! reviews
The Doctor and Donna arrive in Tamriel, just in time for the Daedric Invasion! They must save yet another world, and complete endless side quests! How far will the Doctor go to humor random people! Will he kill the Adoring Fan like the rest of us!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Martin S.
The Witch Twins reviews
Alec and Jane's untold story of abuse, of agony and of vengeance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,896 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008
Erastes reviews
“Yes,” he breathed, the sweet warmth of his mouth lingering on my skin. I wrapped my arms around his slender waist and kissed him on the lips, gently pushing him towards the ground into a lying position. Percy/Luke. SLASH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010
Vengeance reviews
“I wish that Edward would suffer as much as I have," whispered Bella. The demon's mouth twisted into what could have been a smile. “Wish granted.”
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2010
What If reviews
What if Elphaba accepted the Wizard's offer, and Galinda became the Wicked Witch? What if all of Oz loved the Green Girl instead? And what if Galinda came to terms with her love for her best friend?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Mosrael, the Waker reviews
Mosrael's story, and how she came to be the Second Bright Shiner. Please read and review .
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
The First of Many Failures reviews
A Knife In the Dark From Iskeirka's yet-to-be-published novel. This is the story of Lynia's first assassination... which, naturally, fails. Some people can't do anything right.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Luna Lovegood reviews
But there was a subtle beauty to her movements, a grace to her steps and an endearing charm about her. Sometimes, one of the male students would turn their heads and glance at her- and then finding out, would quickly turn away. Luna's Seventh Year
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Luna L., Hermione G.
Assorted Magical Violence N' Slaughter! reviews
THIS, my children, is why demented people should not be allowed to wield magic. In this insane story, I slaughter the entire school population, usurp Lord Voldy and cast the Reductor Curse on small furry animals. THIS! IS! ASTAREL!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009
The Trials of the WitchQueen reviews
The Queen of the Lilim is challenged to a contest, where the prize is the burning heart of a star. But when the challenges get darker and more dangerous, she finds herself squandering her power and destroying her kingdom.
Stardust - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009
The Book of the Daedra reviews
The Archmage goes mad after defeating the King of Worms, and goes in search of further power. But the Daedric Princes are best left alone.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009
The Agony of Undómiel reviews
Regarding the sorrow of Arwen once Aragorn has passed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Chapter the Fifteenth reviews
One-shot, about what happens to the Baudelaires after The End. Everyone dies. Rated for dark themes.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
Know One, Know Many reviews
The story of the first male Clayr ever to be born, and how he shapes the destiny of the Old Kingdom. Kibeth and Astarael will feature heavily in later chapters. Collaboration between crazybeagle and myself
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009
